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David R. (Rodsky)
New member
Username: Rodsky
Post Number: 9
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, April 10, 2003 - 3:15 pm: | |
Very funny - I like the one about Sean Penn |
Dave (Maranelloman)
Intermediate Member
Username: Maranelloman
Post Number: 1071
Registered: 1-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, April 10, 2003 - 8:21 am: | |
LOL, Lloyd!!! |
Lloyd (Lloyd)
New member
Username: Lloyd
Post Number: 49
Registered: 8-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 09, 2003 - 11:26 pm: | |
He may be moving to your neighborhood. Just in case, David Letterman identified the following Top Ten Signs Saddam Hussein Is Planning To Move To Your Neighborhood
10. While watching CNN your daughter exclaims, "That's the guy who brought my Girl Scout cookies!"
9. Predator drones circling overhead
8. Your mailman made a mistake and gave you a shipment of plutonium
7. Streets have fewer minivans, more tanks
6. Sign on lawn: "Trespassers will be gassed and tortured"
5. Sean Penn keeps coming over
4. Your address: 145 Murray Street; newspaper's headline: "82nd Airborne Deployed To 148 Murray Street"
3. At Home Depot, you notice four Saddam doubles arguing about carpet
2. In driveway, Humvee with license plate "Ruthless 1"
1. Classified ad seeks "The mother of all affordable split-level homes"
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Erich Walz (Deleteall)
Junior Member
Username: Deleteall
Post Number: 225
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 09, 2003 - 10:40 am: | |
Myabe the France, Germany and Russia meeting is to decide where he's gonna live. |
ross koller (Ross)
Intermediate Member
Username: Ross
Post Number: 1018
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 09, 2003 - 10:08 am: | |
http://english.aljazeera.net/topics/article.asp?cu_no=1&item_no=2209&version=1&template_id=263&parent_id=258 |