| Author | Message | ||
| Erich Walz (Deleteall)
Member Username: Deleteall Post Number: 346 Registered: 12-2001 |
Okay, I looked on the web for Bologna ingrediants, but all it said was beef, pork, etc. Seriously, what is in it? | ||
| Christopher Byrne (Scuderia512)
New member Username: Scuderia512 Post Number: 47 Registered: 2-2003 |
laugh all you want, bologna really will strip paint off your car | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 550 Registered: 2-2003 |
I've heard Jell-O balloons are wicked things. Leave to harden and you have basically a hard layer or a sappy mess. Don't try to scrape. Sunny | ||
| Taek-Ho Kwon (Stickanddice)
Member Username: Stickanddice Post Number: 651 Registered: 11-2002 |
OK, update on this... They were full of sh!te. They just wanted to give him a scare (which they did). The car is OK but the owner's nerves are still a little frazzled. Cheers | ||
| Tim N (Timn88)
Advanced Member Username: Timn88 Post Number: 3071 Registered: 6-2001 |
Who would have thought that cockroaches, rat tails and pig entrails would strip paint? I think its the animal fat that does it. So this means DONT try to cook eggs and bacon on the hoods of your car, no matter how hungry you are. Do that on the pavement. | ||
| Jack (Gilles27)
Member Username: Gilles27 Post Number: 892 Registered: 3-2002 |
Put shaving cream on that list. When I was in high school, my parents were at a party and someone sprayed a giant penis on the door of my dad's car in shaving cream. After rinsing it off, we noticed it had "bleached" into the dark blue paint. My dad was the only one not to see the humor in it. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Advanced Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 4265 Registered: 8-2002 |
LOL, Vincent, i have no idea... ...but i ate it once, and it wasn't that bad... then someone told me what it's made of; i haven't eaten it since...  | ||
| PeterS (Peters)
Member Username: Peters Post Number: 531 Registered: 1-2003 |
Try 3M's Car Perfect-III polishing compound. If that does not do the trick, time to re-paint....In high school, some kid put a big hunk of lindberger cheese on the shop teachers radiator. It smelled so bad, he had to sell his car! Ps: THK: I trust your buddies willl have better things to keep them busy in Taiwan from now on! | ||
| Vincent (Vincent348)
Member Username: Vincent348 Post Number: 396 Registered: 4-2003 |
Nice pull DES, there is way too much information here. Taek, Tell these guys they need to register here and consult DES before attempting any more pranks. DES, What about headcheese? | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Advanced Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 4263 Registered: 8-2002 |
Taek, this is correct; IF you buy Oscar Meyer bologna and put that stuff on a car and leave it for the owner to find the next morning, the paint will come right off with the bologna... My dad told me he did this when he was in high school... Just another reason not to eat Oscar Meyer bologna (although i happen to love bologna... ) | ||
| Tim N (Timn88)
Advanced Member Username: Timn88 Post Number: 3069 Registered: 6-2001 |
It will decolor the paint. If they did put bologna on the car for too long, odds are the car needs a paint job. | ||
| Erich Walz (Deleteall)
Member Username: Deleteall Post Number: 319 Registered: 12-2001 |
When I was in high school, my friends thought it would be funny to add a "screaming chicken" to the hood of my firebird. They used hair mousse. Shockingly, it discolored the paint. | ||
| Drstranglove (Drstranglove)
Member Username: Drstranglove Post Number: 443 Registered: 4-2003 |
If they will not send the pics, they are full of it. Though I by no means recommend leaving bologna, or any other uric acid producing compound on an f-car DrS | ||
| Taek-Ho Kwon (Stickanddice)
Member Username: Stickanddice Post Number: 562 Registered: 11-2002 |
Got a call from my friend in Taiwan. Apparently as a gag, a bunch of them decided to put bologna on another buddy's car so that they could take pictures. They wanted to make his Ferrari look like it had polka dots so they could take pictures and make a poster out of it. Well, it turns out that they went ahead and had a good laugh. Downed one too many beers while doing it and left the bologna on there for too long. Next day (I know, morons) they peel off the cold cut king and noticed discoloration on the paint wherever the bologna was. Moral of the story: Don't put bologna on your car! It'll stain the color. Are they messing with me or does this really happen? They won't send me pics. Cheers |