| Author | Message | ||
| Omar (Auraraptor)
Member Username: Auraraptor Post Number: 608 Registered: 9-2002 |
Shows the pathetic side of society. Amir, if that happened in any of the 'old countries', you know what would have happened. | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 5067 Registered: 12-2000 |
great, Jennie even liked it. | ||
| Jason Williams (Pristines4)
Member Username: Pristines4 Post Number: 333 Registered: 12-2002 |
LOL | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Intermediate Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 1114 Registered: 12-2002 |
Hah! Thats funny  | ||
| Amir H. (355spiderman)
Junior Member Username: 355spiderman Post Number: 111 Registered: 5-2002 |
I found this joke...Its good An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him...... "You'll F*@% her again!" |