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DES (Sickspeed)
Advanced Member
Username: Sickspeed

Post Number: 4592
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Sunday, June 15, 2003 - 9:39 am:   

No one sees the racism in the term 'ricer'...?
Jesse Hoffman (Hoffmeister)
Junior Member
Username: Hoffmeister

Post Number: 56
Registered: 12-2002
Posted on Sunday, June 15, 2003 - 3:28 am:   

Those semis look like a family photo album from Optimus Prime's (Transformers) house. Too funny.
:-)
Erich Walz (Deleteall)
Member
Username: Deleteall

Post Number: 382
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Saturday, June 14, 2003 - 9:48 pm:   

Pretty sure I saw a ricer today. In addition to the standard gauge cluster, he had 13 aftermarket gauges on either the dash or a-pillar. Guy was like late 30's early 40's, too.
Kendall Kim (Kenny)
Junior Member
Username: Kenny

Post Number: 67
Registered: 9-2001
Posted on Tuesday, June 10, 2003 - 12:53 pm:   

LOL... holy sh8t WTF is dat?? Looks like something out of road warriors...
Taek-Ho Kwon (Stickanddice)
Member
Username: Stickanddice

Post Number: 974
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Tuesday, June 10, 2003 - 12:25 pm:   

Nika,

I see you've found pictures of my trucks. How do you like them? Bling Bling chrome all around!

:-)

Cheers
Willis Huang (Willis360)
Intermediate Member
Username: Willis360

Post Number: 1318
Registered: 8-2001
Posted on Tuesday, June 10, 2003 - 12:21 pm:   

Gotta love those crazy Japanese truckers. :-)
Nika (Racernika)
Intermediate Member
Username: Racernika

Post Number: 1003
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Tuesday, June 10, 2003 - 12:18 pm:   

oh nooooooooooo what could you possibly call THESE?.....http://homepage2.nifty.com/ztath/starthp/subpage11.html

DamonB (Prova7)
Junior Member
Username: Prova7

Post Number: 60
Registered: 7-2002
Posted on Tuesday, June 10, 2003 - 8:34 am:   

If your tailpipe has more displacement than your motor, you're a ricer.

If you have more tailpipes than cylinders, you're a ricer.

If you could tie a string to your car and fly it like a kite, you're a ricer.

If your custom two tone paint job is because your body kit isn't painted, you're a ricer.

If you only have one wiper, you're a ricer (certain Mercedes models excluded :-) )

If your "performance" tires are 205's, you're a ricer.
PeterS (Peters)
Member
Username: Peters

Post Number: 677
Registered: 1-2003
Posted on Tuesday, June 10, 2003 - 1:52 am:   

DGS...Your last paragraph, .....AMEN!
DGS (Dgs)
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Username: Dgs

Post Number: 28
Registered: 5-2003
Posted on Monday, June 09, 2003 - 11:52 pm:   

This can get to be a complex topic.

Many moon ago, before political correctness and liability suits started stomping out all the "open track nights" (and local tracks), us young punks could take our Craftsman socket sets and screwdrivers and have at our straight six Chevys to see if we could trim some time off ... or at least make the front hop up more just before smoking all the tread off our tires. ;^)

These days ... I looked at an A4 a couple of years back. Under the hood was _another_ plastic hood, bolted down, leaving only access to the dipstick and oil fill -- as if to say, "no user serviceable parts within".

Given the complex relationship between ECUs, fuel injection, and three phase catalytic converters -- and laws in some areas against the owner fiddling with it at all -- it's probably not all that surprising that some younger folk turn their attention to cosmetics or entertainment accessories.

In the modern car, "clueless" is a relative term. Tifosi of classic front engine V12 Ferraris would probably label the whole modern auto industry as "clueless". ;^)

But when some dweeb in a $1000 Civic with a $3000 paint job and a $9000 stereo feels justified in trying to share a lane with a minding-his-own-business Ferrari, because he saw it in the movies, ...

now _that's_ a ricer. ;^)

William Huber (Solipsist)
Intermediate Member
Username: Solipsist

Post Number: 1053
Registered: 9-2001
Posted on Monday, June 09, 2003 - 8:29 pm:   

Goofy lighting, stickers, loud "boom boom" car stereos, over sized wings, unpainted or poorly painted body kits. Like Hunter S. Thompson did with Hell Angels, I experienced the import craze with some Houston owners. I was welcomed into their tribe. After this experience, I have more respect for most of them. They're mostly just kids with a hobby. No harm in that as long as they don't drive like jackasses.

http://www.ferrarichat.com/discus/messages/132929/262942.html?1055106070
Kendall Kim (Kenny)
Junior Member
Username: Kenny

Post Number: 65
Registered: 9-2001
Posted on Monday, June 09, 2003 - 6:47 pm:   

Taek-

Like hell I ever wanted to go back to school.

But, you know how it goes: bad economy, no jobs = go back to school and get good job or say bye bye future Ferrari...
Taek-Ho Kwon (Stickanddice)
Member
Username: Stickanddice

Post Number: 960
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Monday, June 09, 2003 - 6:13 pm:   

Kenny,

There must be a C) because I'm not good enough to be in grad school yet I'm doing everything else you are... :-) And I'm definitely rice material!

Cheers
Erich Walz (Deleteall)
Member
Username: Deleteall

Post Number: 359
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Monday, June 09, 2003 - 6:12 pm:   

Anyone who puts on a non-performance part and thinks their car is faster.

Omar (Auraraptor)
Member
Username: Auraraptor

Post Number: 665
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Monday, June 09, 2003 - 5:46 pm:   

STICKERS!
AKA the badges/stickers for the wrong part or system on your automobile. For example, a VTEC sticker on the back of a mustang (which I saw) or a V6 sticker on a 4 banger etc.

:-)
Kendall Kim (Kenny)
Junior Member
Username: Kenny

Post Number: 62
Registered: 9-2001
Posted on Monday, June 09, 2003 - 5:36 pm:   

there are 2 types... A) the type that drives a Civic with a big ass wing in the back, and obnoxously loud exhaust system with a big round muffler that scrapes the ground over every speed bump who thinks he is Joe rallye race car driver with his retrofitted single windshield wiper..

or me B) asian male sitting on my ass home from grad school being a couch potato gaining weight -)
Patrick Denonville (Arizonaguy)
Junior Member
Username: Arizonaguy

Post Number: 201
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Monday, June 09, 2003 - 5:24 pm:   

What's yours?

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