| Author | Message | ||
| PeterS (Peters)
Member Username: Peters Post Number: 961 Registered: 1-2003 |
OK..Here I go! ScudiaFaux: A honda Civic with a yellow SF badge. Enzocane: What you take after hitting your head on the steering wheel. FerAgra: Gives you an instant 'woodie' after your first ride in a Ferrari. Testeroma: The smell of a TR's clutch burning up. Thatsano: Italian for what a passenger in a 308 hears when he or she tries to place thier soda someplace in the car. DESaster: This is when Des gets pulled over for speeding in his new Ferrari and the cops find 20 pounds of cocaine he was unaware was hidden in the car he bought in LA! | ||
| Jeff Howe (Ferrari_uk)
Member Username: Ferrari_uk Post Number: 367 Registered: 12-2002 |
United Partsdom of Great Britain | ||
| wm hart (Whart)
Intermediate Member Username: Whart Post Number: 1327 Registered: 12-2001 |
Here are a few, not specific to Ferrari, however: a "McGoo" or "Mr. Magoo": remember the cartoon character, mostly blind, who bumbled along oblivious to the chaos he was causing, but remains unharmed? This applies to left land bandits. a "Double-Thumber": someone driving with both thumbs stuck up their ass. Considered physically impossible, but happens all the time. an "SUV driving, phone-talking, Lattesipping Twat": self-explanatory a "Nagivator": self-explanatory a "Beater Car": anything less than a ferrari or Porsche GT-2. A "Chooch" (or as in "all Chooched out"): this one comes from my paisano, Franko, and refers to cars of Italian descent that have every glitzy option, usually a loud interior color, extra scudie badges, shiny wheels, etc. Sort of the "full cleveland" of leisure suits, as applied to a Ferrari. Sometimes also refers to the driver, eg, as a "Chooch." | ||
| DJParks (Djparks)
Member Username: Djparks Post Number: 345 Registered: 2-2003 |
I have an entire language related to Ferraris called ' Explicatus frustratis' Sorry can't post the vocabulary here.. DJ | ||
| Andrew-Phillip Goalen (Andrewg)
Junior Member Username: Andrewg Post Number: 99 Registered: 9-2002 |
Next time it breaks down and i have to push it I'll try to remember the words I made up! | ||
| "The Don" (The_don)
Senior Member Username: The_don Post Number: 5533 Registered: 8-2002 |
I like "Jack Hole" | ||
| Peter (Bubba)
Member Username: Bubba Post Number: 474 Registered: 5-2002 |
Ferramon - the exhaust/leather smell or whatever that gets us more excited and aroused than sex  Ferranatic - self-explanatory Ferramatic - Well, if there's Hondamatic, why not Ferramatic? | ||
| Dan (Bobafett)
Member Username: Bobafett Post Number: 776 Registered: 9-2002 |
I don't even want to know! --Dan | ||
| Drstranglove (Drstranglove)
Member Username: Drstranglove Post Number: 587 Registered: 4-2003 |
Even my last GF's Indian name?????? | ||
| Dan (Bobafett)
Member Username: Bobafett Post Number: 774 Registered: 9-2002 |
Peter, some of that stuff is just hysterical. Strange: I saw that coming from a mile away... --Dan | ||
| Peter (Bubba)
Member Username: Bubba Post Number: 473 Registered: 5-2002 |
Testalusta - well...it's self-explanatory | ||
| Drstranglove (Drstranglove)
Member Username: Drstranglove Post Number: 586 Registered: 4-2003 |
"Blow Job" Sexual act developed by females in order to get rides in Ferraris. Some times refered to as an "Air Start." DrS | ||
| Drstranglove (Drstranglove)
Member Username: Drstranglove Post Number: 585 Registered: 4-2003 |
"Kick'em in'em Ass'em" Feeling that F-Car owners have when asked, "How do you feel about Ferrari stealing the Mustang horse trade mark???" DrS | ||
| Drstranglove (Drstranglove)
Member Username: Drstranglove Post Number: 584 Registered: 4-2003 |
"Amy Suck-no-Cock" My last GirlFriends American Indian name. (sigh) DrS | ||
| Drstranglove (Drstranglove)
Member Username: Drstranglove Post Number: 583 Registered: 4-2003 |
"Oil Slick" DOT designation for the area currently under a 308. DrS | ||
| Drstranglove (Drstranglove)
Member Username: Drstranglove Post Number: 582 Registered: 4-2003 |
"Alternatoritus" The condition by which you want to shoot your car when the secound alternator does not work in less than a week. Common to 348 owners.... DrS | ||
| Peter (Bubba)
Member Username: Bubba Post Number: 472 Registered: 5-2002 |
I have another one. Testaritis - inflammation of the mind (and other parts of the body as well  ) caused by a severe obsession with the Testarossa I am the first diagnosed case. I am sure there are plenty others on this board. | ||
| Peter (Bubba)
Member Username: Bubba Post Number: 471 Registered: 5-2002 |
Very creative ones you have there, Peter, no doubt. But, let's up the ante by keeping the words related to Ferraris, instead of cars in general. | ||
| PeterS (Peters)
Member Username: Peters Post Number: 944 Registered: 1-2003 |
How about car 'sniglets'? Diceswing - the inevitable swing of whatever certain form of decoration might appear below your mirror as you hit each whoopdidoo Fingertalk - the form of communication used while trying to tell the other driver you disapproved of the manever he just made. Doordink - the moron who always takes paint off your door every time he opens it Hairdrag - the condition of one's hair when the moon roof is open and your hair stands on end Sunspot - the one piece of you car than manages to always reflect the sun into your eyes, no matter where the sun is Insureflash - the split second before a wreck when all you can think of is, I wonder how much my insurance is going to go up Pushies - people who actually think that if they get right on your ass you might just speed up Pullies - people who slow down just to piss off a pushie Boomache - the sick feeling you get after being in a person's car with four 15" subs Steersqeak - that noise your car makes when you turn the wheel all the way to one direction Squeelhead - the guy who must always peel out after every stop Squeelette - the girl who must always peel out after every stop (rare) Lagsteer - taking those corners extra slowly 'cause your 'puters in the back Brakebutts - those people who just love to slam on the breaks to make everyone else in the car hit their heads on the part of the car in front of them Cop-a-beat - the beat your heart skips when you see that cop a block ahead and you realize your going to fast Cop-a-bye - when you decide your going fast enough so you might as well go for broke and try to outrun him Byeremorse - wishing later you hadn't tried to Cop-a-bye Parkaphobia - the fear of leaving you car anywhere near another car wish results in parking in BFE FMmoment - the short period of time you look down at your stereo to change the station and look up to find the car in front of you is much closer than you had remembered Hotcheeks - the inevitable burn on you butt after sitting on seats that have been sitting in the sun all day � - the length of yellows in Lubbock, Tx. Swervjerks - the people who wait till the last possible moments to change lanes to make their exit Armnoids - people who must have their arm out the window when in their vehicle Fedmobile - the car that comes to take all your warez away Turnrefusal - people who are so lazy they won't even signal Headangle - the precise angle of head that must be maintained in order not to hit your head while sitting in the back of a sports car Phonweave - condition cause by talking too much on your car-phone (may result in accident) Jarjive - the little voice that keeps telling you "your door is ajar" Yieldiot - the person who wouldn't know whose right-of-way it was if his life depended on it Convertaswish - the sound heard in your car after that big rain storm when you counldn't get the top back up Halfwaydownitis - the condition of the back window that won't go down all the way in the name of child safety Parknesia - forgetting where you parked and wishing you had purchased one of those things where you hit a button and all hell breaks loose on you car so you can find it Hubfly - the hub-cap projectile you see flying across the road Octanquery - asking someone in the car which octane you should buy AcciDENT - the part of the accident that is most unpleasant Lube-n-charge - the $14.95 that must be paid every 3000 miles Shitanick - various choice words used after detecting every nick and dent in you new car since its purchase Groundfx - the cool display of flying ground effects when that mini- truck just didn't quite make it over the speed-bump 3rdilluminant - the other brake-light in the back you really don't need, but everyone has Drivedud - the person who would drive to 7-11 to get some beer (if it was a block away) Drivz - the cruising done every Fri and Sat simply for the lack of anything else better to do Carrecession - the period in a person's life when he had a car from 16-18 but not from 19-20 because his parent's said college is to expensive for you to go AND have a car Angal - the amount you must turn your head in order to look at the girl in the car next to you without her knowledge Grinds - those people who still have not figured out the proper combination between lever and clutch | ||
| Drstranglove (Drstranglove)
Member Username: Drstranglove Post Number: 579 Registered: 4-2003 |
Cant Always Make Every Last Testerosia Or Enzo (mine?) or..... Camel Toe | ||
| Drstranglove (Drstranglove)
Member Username: Drstranglove Post Number: 578 Registered: 4-2003 |
Oh god...their going to kill me now...... DrS | ||
| Peter (Bubba)
Member Username: Bubba Post Number: 470 Registered: 5-2002 |
A conversation with DrS gave me the notion for this thread. Here is what I came up with after DrS told me of a bad treatement his 348 received at a restaurant. Here we go! Ferrari friendly = Ferrariendly Unfriendly to Ferrari = Unferrariendly |