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Anka (Mechanka)
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Post Number: 32
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 11:12 am:   

Wow, nothing is sacred at F-Chat
PeterS (Peters)
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Post Number: 952
Registered: 1-2003
Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 10:53 am:   

OK...Since we have sunk to a new low on FChat, he ya go!

How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day? Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil ......OUCH!
michaelthuber (Mikehuber)
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Post Number: 53
Registered: 3-2003
Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 10:28 am:   

The real opportunity here may be in helping with the soft wall technology. Since pads already have adhesive on the back NASCAR can just put many layers of pads on the existing concrete walls. If a car goes into it they can pull off the damaged pads, throw them on the track to soak up any spilled fuilds, wrap them in TP, throw them away, and reiline the wall.
BTW, Do you know what the MOST important part of the usage instructions for a pad is? Sticky side down.
DES (Sickspeed)
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Post Number: 4828
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 9:41 am:   

LMAO, these are great...!
Drstranglove (Drstranglove)
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Post Number: 588
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 9:39 am:   

Well, I really dont know these things!!!!


I have always called them "Girl Sticks."

(There always seems to be a girl attached to the string...)


DrS
Frank Parker (Parkerfe)
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Post Number: 2594
Registered: 9-2001
Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 9:08 am:   

If it has a string it would be Tampax not Kotex.
DGS (Dgs)
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Username: Dgs

Post Number: 98
Registered: 5-2003
Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 7:24 am:   

Well, if Tetley took over the Winston Cup, then GM could enter a Pontiac Tempest in a Tea Cup.

But the names of individual races don't need to be modified to be parodies. I particularly like the "Discount Auto Parts 500".
Russ Turner (Snj5)
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Post Number: 258
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 2:57 am:   

That is great. Disturbed, but great.
Will be using that one in clinic next week myself.....
Mark PDX (Markpdx)
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Post Number: 36
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 2:39 am:   

I always thought that Pfizer and Ridge Tool company should be together on one team to run the Viagra/Ridgid Tool car.

JT (Mightymagician)
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Post Number: 96
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 1:22 am:   

oh!...LOL

that took a minute, man, you are crazy :-)
PeterS (Peters)
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Post Number: 946
Registered: 1-2003
Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 1:20 am:   

JT...That one went right over your head!!! Good one, Dr. S
JT (Mightymagician)
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Post Number: 95
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 1:13 am:   

Kotex? what happened to Nextel?
Drstranglove (Drstranglove)
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Post Number: 580
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 1:09 am:   

Kotex is taking over sponsorship of the Winston Cup. I got tickets to the next race if anyone wants any, I pulled a few strings to get them.

DrS

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