Erin Patrick Pierce (Fulmina)
Junior Member
Username: Fulmina
Post Number: 97
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Monday, March 03, 2003 - 9:57 pm: | |
(To the tune of "If I Only Had a Brain", from The Wizard of Oz)
I could fly right past the towers,
Go screaming past the flowers--
Drive my F-car through the rain.
With the speed I'll be goin'
There will be no need for slowin'
Since my size won't be the same.
I could bend down without breaking...
my seems in my pants taking
the brunt of all the strain...
In my car, I'll be hoppin'
without my knees a poppin'
Since my size is not the same.
OHHH I, could tell you why--
my stomach was near the floor.
I was breathing heavy walking through the store--
BUT NOW I'M FIT!! Physicians lore!!!!
I know it seems alot of trouble--
getting cut for my big bubble
of gutt, but no complaints.
On the track, I'll be passing
your sorry aszes, laughing.
Since my size is not the same.
We love you, K-MAN!! Get well soon!
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