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  1. MASR04

    MASR04 Formula 3

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    #1 MASR04, Nov 21, 2014
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    What is your cars Name:

    Mine is afectionately named Stella. Sounds Italian, one of my Favorite beers and just so happens to come in a green bottle..

    Cheers to a good thread which can spur many 'that's what she said' comments.
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  2. tazandjan

    tazandjan Three Time F1 World Champ
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    #2 tazandjan, Nov 21, 2014
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  3. 2000 456M

    2000 456M F1 World Champ

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    #3 2000 456M, Nov 21, 2014
    I hope she never upsets you as much as she did Marlon Brando. :D

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7a1TxVV4Bg]Marlon Brando Hey Stella ?????? ?????? - YouTube[/ame]
     
  4. MASR04

    MASR04 Formula 3

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    #4 MASR04, Nov 21, 2014
    That's terrifying!

    A good wife knows her husband is allowed at least one girlfriend..
     
  5. tifosi_

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    #5 tifosi_, Nov 21, 2014
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    Someone in my townhouse complex which I will be moving from next week, was referring to her as "Enzo", but somehow that just doesn't sound right to me.
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  6. MASR04

    MASR04 Formula 3

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    #6 MASR04, Nov 21, 2014
    My 328 was named Allassandra - you can borrow that if you like.
     
  7. Cribbj

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    #7 Cribbj, Nov 21, 2014
    My wife simply refers to the 550 as "your red-headed Italian mistress" and yes, she's insanely jealous of the time I spend with "her".
     
  8. Cribbj

    Cribbj Formula 3

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    #8 Cribbj, Nov 21, 2014
    She (wifey) made the mistake one time of asking "....how much does all this car stuff cost?"

    To which I replied "A lot less than a 30 year old mistress." :)
     
  9. tifosi_

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    #9 tifosi_, Nov 21, 2014

    That's too funny :)
     
  10. tifosi_

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    #10 tifosi_, Nov 21, 2014

    Thanks for the offer :)
     
  11. MASR04

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    #11 MASR04, Nov 21, 2014
    Not married. But my girl likes clothing and shoes. Her **** costs way more than the car.
     
  12. tazandjan

    tazandjan Three Time F1 World Champ
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    #12 tazandjan, Nov 21, 2014
    Sean- Not sure which is more expensive, a girlfriend or a wife. Now an ex-wife, that is really expensive I have been told.
     
  13. gsjohnson

    gsjohnson Formula 3

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    #13 gsjohnson, Nov 21, 2014
    I have 2 Ex wives and neither could understand my car thing. That's one of the reasons they are Ex's :) It was cheaper to just pay them off and run...:)
     
  14. Ferris Bueller

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    #14 Ferris Bueller, Nov 21, 2014

    Whoa... !
    hey Terry, When did I miss this????
    You replaced the Novitecs for Modulars??
     
  15. tazandjan

    tazandjan Three Time F1 World Champ
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    #15 tazandjan, Nov 21, 2014
    Dominic- Affirmative, a half set at a time. New wheels from the factory.
     
  16. Bradwilliams

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    #16 Bradwilliams, Nov 21, 2014

    Hahahahah

    My Maranello is Claudia. My Testarossa is Caroline. My BMW 740I is named suge knight because it is imola red and looks like a car he would drive. I almost got an Aston Martin last winter, and was going to name it Yoko Ono as a joke.

    Gotta name them. My first nice car I ever had was named Veronica. It was Jet black and for some odd reason it made me think of the Archie comic and the girl's dark hair. Loved that one, it was a 1991 LS400 Lexus. I still miss it :)
     
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    #17 308 GTB, Nov 21, 2014
    Yay! You finally got the other two!
     
  18. tazandjan

    tazandjan Three Time F1 World Champ
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    #18 tazandjan, Nov 21, 2014
    Barry- Everything seems to take a long time with me. Still waiting for my rear ceramics, but they are nearly done.
     
  19. mpurcy

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  21. bay

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    #21 bay, Nov 22, 2014
    "Mon italienne " ;)
     
  22. tifosi_

    tifosi_ Formula 3

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    #22 tifosi_, Nov 22, 2014

    I don't remember seeing a 550 in "Gone in 60 Seconds", was there really one in the movie?


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  23. AKINSB

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    #23 AKINSB, Nov 22, 2014
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    My wife had a look of rage and a Henkel in her hand when I told her of my mid life crisis and the Italian girlfriend!

    Should have first finished prepping dinner.
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  24. PowerbyFord

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    #24 PowerbyFord, Nov 22, 2014
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    Hahahhaha, originally " A Streetcar Named Desire" but I call her Stella. The only car I've named.

    If you have ever driven a good one, you might understand!
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  25. MASR04

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    #25 MASR04, Nov 22, 2014
    This is a good thread!
     
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