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Old 03-07-2012, 08:25 PM
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You might be surprised to hear that's happened to me a few times too
What?, somebody said you were a poor root?

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Old 03-07-2012, 09:52 PM
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What?, somebody said you were a poor root?

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Not somebody.....everybody!
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Old 03-07-2012, 10:01 PM
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[QUOTE=Aircon;141273846]Not somebody.....everybody![/QUOTE

Not this little everybody,try Carl.
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Old 03-13-2012, 09:36 PM
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Wife says to her husband,
"You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back."
He says,
"What do you expect? You're in a wheel chair."
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Old 03-15-2012, 03:22 PM
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I always wondered.
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Old 03-15-2012, 10:51 PM
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Old 03-17-2012, 02:58 PM
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I like this song even better now.

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Old 03-18-2012, 12:41 PM
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Old 03-18-2012, 05:31 PM
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The Ferrari F1 design team ...

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Old 03-18-2012, 06:37 PM
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I have just been looking at some of those base jumpers, WOW!

You guys just have too much time available

I had this one sent to me this morning, it may be already on here, but still I had a chuckle


Clock, Clock, Clock Clock

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter
responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.

The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in
his entire life."

"Where's Julia Gillard's clock?" asked the man.

" Julia's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Old 03-18-2012, 06:39 PM
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I like this song even better now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLThF1T0oo&
Me too.
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Old 03-18-2012, 09:04 PM
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A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco . While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat ?"

"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman.

The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story".

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.

A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay .

Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown .

"Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for story ?"

"No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze whinging pom."
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Old 03-19-2012, 03:58 AM
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Old 03-19-2012, 05:55 AM
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Why do people seem to drive like maniacs early in the morning? I had people overtaking me at 20~30kph over the limit today.
Its called "supposed urgency syndrome" - been around for yonks :-(
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Old 03-22-2012, 01:11 AM
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Since it's his thread, apparently this is a message for iggy

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Old 03-22-2012, 01:20 AM
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Since it's his thread, apparently this is a message for iggy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoffJQz4CiI
did he say he is in the clear ?
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Old 03-22-2012, 01:25 AM
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did he say he is in the clear ?
Well, I don't know...but the person who posted it, who was too gutless to put his name to it, says this........

Uploaded by stephensnowdencrime on Sep 11, 2011


Stephen Snowden walking out of Melbourne Magistrates Court after pleading guilty on the 1st of September 2011. This was the hearing where Stephen Snowden was sentenced after being convicted earlier.
For those who run across this convicted criminal, be aware!!!
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Old 03-22-2012, 07:08 AM
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"Better get a lawyer son, Better get a real good one
Don't drop the soap, Don't smoke no dope
Get yourself a lawyer son, Your gonna need a good one To getcha outa this one"

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop...0l6OqLR4&gl=AU
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Old 03-25-2012, 04:45 PM
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Was his name Jesus? Twice?

A POLICE critical incident investigation was under way last night after a man was killed by an officer for the second time in a week

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/robbery-ca...#ixzz1qA5taESo
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Old 03-25-2012, 05:26 PM
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Maybe he will get a lucky third time ...

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