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Testarossa, Testarossa

Discussion in 'Boxers/TR/M' started by 134282, Feb 25, 2015.

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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Carbon McCoy
    Testarossa, Testarossa


    Testarossa, Testarossa...

    Her potion; sordid and potent.
    Forged is this opus, gorgeous in motion.
    The sort of commotion that forms
    when swarms of convulsions are warm
    and orders are spoken, borders are broken
    through hordes of emotion.

    Testarossa, Testarossa...

    Fleeing, we sought roads;
    seeing we lost those
    in the rearview, a clear view
    and a screaming exhaust note
    had me dreaming,
    speeding thoughts so seething,
    air breathing through taut nose.

    Testarossa, Testarossa...

    Bending with curves.
    Sending the verve to nerve endings; a purge
    was the never-ending with her.
    Sensing the swerve, gently, we were
    intensely a blur.

    Testarossa, Testarossa.
    Get the most of extra closeness;
    test the roads with sex in doses;
    dressed in prose addressed to focus,
    say it twice, Testarossas.

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  2. Rifledriver

    Rifledriver Three Time F1 World Champ

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    Considering a new career?
     
  3. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Um, as a what? A poet? Aren't I, like, 200-300 years too late to make a living as a poet?
     
  4. Rifledriver

    Rifledriver Three Time F1 World Champ

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    I'm not sure they made a living then either.

    Going to the FCA National Meet in a few months?

    If so we really should try and get together for more than the 45 seconds we met before.
     
  5. archibald drinkwater

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    you are writing love poems to a machine. just in case you weren't aware ;)

    do you maintain a vin# database ?
     
  6. msdesignltd

    msdesignltd F1 World Champ
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    Lust for the breed can bring on such behavoir and symptoms such as this..

    No One on this site Deserves a testarossa more than you!

    Can we start a kitty for Carbon...5000 people donate $20.00 each and there is a 1988 512 thats needs an engine out service waiting for you..
    Now that would make a page on Jalopnik!!!!!!


    or 3000 @ $33.00
    or 2000@ $50.00

    should have done it last year when they were 45g's!
     
  7. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Was Shakespeare poor? Back before there was television and moving pictures, didn't people mostly read? Wasn't poetry a noble pursuit a few centuries ago? Wasn't it a proud aspiration to boast of dreams of having ones thoughts and feelings published in meters and stanzas?

    Honestly, I don't know - though, as of right now, the odds are not in my favor. Where is this year's meet taking place? If I actually attend, we should most definitely get together - but only after I've photographed all of the VINs. :)

    Patrick, you own a Testarossa - so you know it's so much more than just a mere machine. So few things in my life's limited experiences have ever come even remotely close to the visceral engagement of so many senses simultaneously as driving a Tubi-equipped Testarossa.

    Indeed I do; if you'd like to tell me the serial number of your Testarossa, I would be very grateful to update my records.
     
  8. Schulz308

    Schulz308 Formula 3
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    fond of a car and writing you are
    such sublime feelings with pen

    imagination without hesitation
    but I pose a caution my friend

    careful we must
    with this obvious lust, consider the kinks

    no matter the booze you will lose
    because sex with cars still stinks.
     
  9. Bradwilliams

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    #9 Bradwilliams, Feb 25, 2015
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    I respectfully disagree :) Although his lust is real and is expressed extremely well, it is no match for mine. If my friends could only post, they would tell of how insanely obsessed I was with the TR, it may frighten you LOL. I lusted after this specific car since 1989 (I was 6 years old), and would not relent until I had one in the garage. I dreamed and waited for 26 more years. Never bought new cars, always bought fun cheap used ones and drove them into the ground. I saved, saved, and saved. Never even owned a sports car until the TR. My first manual transmission. I knew my time would one day come. Just had to be patient. I've never wanted anything so bad in my life, other than success and a good woman. I'll always have a Ferrari or two, but the Testarossa will forever have a vice-grip on my heart. The only two cars that I have ever seen that literally send chills down my spine are this one and the XJ220. And the TR still makes my heart skip a beat every time I see her. Keep on dreaming brother and don't let anyone ever tell you to stop. If you want it bad enough, then you will have her. :)
     
  10. furmano

    furmano Three Time F1 World Champ
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    Loving the prose Carbon. These cars have that kind of effect.

    -F
     

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