"Vlad, my dear boy, there is no escape. Don't make me destroy you." autosport.com - Photo Gallery: Russian GP 2014 (2014) BHW
How about: "Sitting next to each other at the Russian GP a Dictator/Autocrat and the President of Russia" George
"Vlad, I will give you $200 million dollars if you can have one of your oil companies acquire controlling rights in F1".
"You really should have called me before that Ukrainian excursion. I've raped more than a few countries and never needed a gun".
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
My every path is strewn with cowpats from the devils own satanic herd... There is a time for daring and a time for caution, and a wise man knows which is called for... you're the best thing since sliced bread
"Don't worry, even if he wears wigs and colourful shirts Eddie Jordan's not gay and the winner's face just got dirty from driving up front on the new track"
"We have so many things in common. I too got rid of the previous president with the help of the secret services and organised one-candidate elections to replace him with my man when I couldn't do it myself, at the FIA. And my man too makes me look tall!"