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Introducting Fabspeed Premium Carbonium Hybrid-Composite Elite Exhaust Systems

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  1. Fabspeed Motorsport

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    #1 Fabspeed Motorsport, Apr 1, 2016
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    The future is now. Fabspeed Motorsport is proud to announce the creation of Carbonium. This new space age composite material offers the rigidity of carbon with the tensile strength of titanium. An advanced and patent-pending polymer resin adds a self-healing element as well; never again worry about a cracked exhaust or crushed header runner. During crash testing, a Lamborghini Huracan was launched at 200 miles an hour into a cement barrier, and the only piece recoverable from the wreck was an entirely intact Fabspeed Premium Carbonium Hybrid-Composite Elite Exhaust System.

    An extremely satisfied long term customer of ours sadly passed away recently; rest in peace Bartholdus Wilhelm von Bismarck-Schönhausen. Bartholdus bequeathed unto us his very successful carbon fiber production empire.

    In an attempt to expand our fabrication shop to house our new carbon division, we decided to dig down into bedrock to build an underground research and development facility. Everyone knows all the cool stuff happens in the basement, right? During the excavation process, we struck on a gargantuan deposit of pure titanium.

    We cannot discuss the explicit details of the manufacturing process of Carbonium, but it involves high heat, immense pressure, the most delicate of touches, and can only be fused in a zero gravity environment.

    We will be offering a very limited production run of our flagship products in Carbonium. Please inquire for pricing and availability.
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  2. centerfireman

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    An interesting April 1st post!!
     
  3. lashss

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    Is this post a joke or for real?

    LSJ
     
  4. Tcar

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    Good heavens, lash, read post number 2. Look at your calendar.
     
  5. lashss

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    Yes, yes...

    However, we are talking about aftermarket exhaust systems so just wanted to make sure.

    A lot of consumers buy exhaust products 1% less "exclusively amazing" than this!

    LSJ
     
  6. Carnut

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    I already have one use it with my Flux capacitor.
     

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