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Discussion in 'Australia' started by Aircon, Apr 26, 2011.

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  1. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Nine Time F1 World Champ
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    It would be the end of around 99% of threads in the Aussie section JM. ;);)
     
  2. istanl

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    Agree, make the laws like the Germans have. Trucks limited to 80 or 90kmh and are not allowed in the RH lane. I wonder how fast a car would need be going to match the stopping distance of a semi-trailer at 100ks
     
  3. b27

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    #28 b27, Apr 29, 2011
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    So I thought I was still a young fella and today said to my son (he's 5) at the Skateboard park, let daddy show you how its done.

    To cut a long story short it ended in tears, Daddy's gunna have to get some elbow and knee pads. :D
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  4. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Nine Time F1 World Champ
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    Ouch!! Is that just some bark missing?? Or has your elbow being destroyed also? :eek::eek:
     
  5. b27

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    Bark and more importantly pride. ;)

    Going shopping in the morning to buy my boy a new scooter, And Daddy is gunna get some elbow pads. :)
     
  6. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Nine Time F1 World Champ
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    Lol, did you break his scooter when you crashed and burned? :p:p

    And better make that double elbow pads eh? :D:D

    Did the little fella laugh at Daddy when Daddy went **** up? :eek::eek:
     
  7. Aircon

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    #32 Aircon, May 11, 2011
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  8. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Nine Time F1 World Champ
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    Yeah, pretty average. :(:(

    Mr Walshe was quizzed by accident investigator Sen-Constable James Kenneday about why he was driving on The Boulevard.

    "Did you go to The Boulevard for a burn in the van?" Sen-Constable Kenneday asked in 1971.

    Mr Walshe replied: "I don't remember."
     
  9. Aircon

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  10. simon klein

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  11. b27

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  12. moretti

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    the truth of this technology is people are always asking "how do you turn this crap on ??!!!"

    what was wrong with going "hey, my appointment changed from 9:30 to 8:30 so I have to leave earlier"

    the rest is just a wankfest that few people have the time or inclination to want to emulate .. I know I could care less and I live with this crap on a daily basis with idiots not knowing how to load the updates, select particular options, etc ... all too hard for the average joe blow
     
  13. greg246

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    So bitter ;)
     
  14. Modeler

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    +1

    I don't want my secondhand car calling me Jenifer.
     
  15. moretti

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    :D the truth is I just get sick of telling people how to turn this stuff on and how to configure it

    Nobody wants to read the instructions ..... classic was yesterday, guy trying to load a wireless controller that manages all the access points in his company (this thing does EVERYTHING for him when set up!!)

    guy : can;t get this to work
    me : does it power up ?
    guy : how do you power it up ?
    me : see the big flipper switch with "ON" one side and "OFF" the other ?
    guy : yep
    me : humour me and try the ON side
    guy : ok, some lights are coming on
    me : so it's not BROKEN like you reported ???
    guy : well it didn't work until I did what you just told me
    me : AAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

    then we had to configure it, imagine the fun that was :rolleyes:

    still, it keeps me off the street and causing trouble :)
     
  16. Horse

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    I just turn things on and wait 3 seconds...;)
     
  17. Modeler

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    Sounds like me getting on terms with Win7 in this new box.

    No manual and about 2 minutes of frantic clicking by the shop guy showing me its differences from XP.
    Just about got the screen saver sussed out! ROFL
     
  18. Aircon

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    Clap anyone?

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ellbP7bS9uk&feature=related[/ame]
     
  19. Modeler

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  21. Modeler

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    First rate Blackberry suport -

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI[/ame]
     
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  23. Aircon

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