New Member but Not Yet a Ferrari Owner

Welcome, Dustin... you age doesn't bother anyone here, trust me on that. As long as you follow the forum rules and don't act like ******, or try to pose as a multimillionaire arms dealer who likes to paint occasionally, you'll be fine.

 

Welcome Dustin!

Mr. Dawg there is just referencing some less than forthright users who have tried to hoodwink us in the past with tales of untrue riches.

I'm sure you'll fit in just fine. Good luck getting that 458! I'm trying to get into a 348 in the future.

All the best,
Andrew.

 

What, if any, are the current restrictions on username character length?
I'm thinking about asking Rob to change my screenname to MultiMillionaireArmsDealer - WhoLikestoPaintOccasionallyDawg.

 

Wait a minute. I thought that this site was ONLY for multimillionaire arms dealers who like to paint from time to time. That's the only reason I joined. You mean to say that the rest of you aren't multimillionaire arms dealers who like to paint on occasion????

What is the world coming to???

 

I must confess... I am not a multimillionaire arms dealer who likes to paint on occasion... I am a billionaire arms dealer who likes to paint on occasion - I just didn't want to say anything before because I thought perhaps some of you might think I was full of ****.

 

I feel I should clarify for Dustin that we are not all insane.

Just most of us.

All the best,
Andrew.

 

After this thread, you think he'll believe you?

 

Speak for yourself imaginary being.


Welcome Dustin, how I wish there were something like F-Chat when I was your age.

 

If there were something like F-Chat when we were his age, would have ever gotten anything done?

 

Who's saying that we did?

 

I can no longer be friends with you.

I will just have to drive all of my Ferraris by myself now.

 

Well, as a billionaire arms dealer who likes to paint on occasion, and who earns his keep by moving massive tonnage of (possibly illegal) weaponry across international borders, I can tell you that personally I HAVE to get stuff accomplished - otherwise I would only be a multimillionaire arms dealer... or perhaps dead.

You know how it goes in this business if you drop the ball.

 

I thought we were supposed to hook up for a drive & shoot event this weekend?

Now I am disappoint.

 

Not just you - I had the M16 tanks brought in especially for this.

 

Excellent! Let's still do it... I'll bring the drones armed with Hellfire's. I've got the Gumpert set up with a HUD for remote piloting. We'll take out those tanks in no time at all!

 

OMG......Dustin?......Dustin??..........{crickets}

 

I'm holding Dustin hostage pending the consummation of an upcoming deal.

We arms dealers have to engage in desperate measures sometimes.

 

I believe the scientific terminology is called "collateral damage."

 

Not to be modest but you know what they say? "Give a man a hundred million and you created a frustrated billionaire".

 

Ya See, D-Dawg acted like ****** when he came on board and does not want new members to repeat that


Oh ya --------->

Welcome aboard !

Pete

 

That's it. GTFO.

 

Yea, your standards are too high for us!