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  1. PassionIsFerrari

    PassionIsFerrari Formula 3

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    #1 PassionIsFerrari, Nov 2, 2005
    The NO MA'AM Club (The Ferrari Chapter) is accepting new memberships....


    other was known as the

    National
    Organization
    of
    Men
    Against
    Amazonian
    Masterhood


    To be a member you must....

    Be able to recite 12 different synonyms of the word "boobies"....
    Swear your allegiance to the destruction of amazonism....
    Post 10 pictures per month of the hottest chics on the planet
    Tell your wife "you do it" at least once a week
    Keep at least 10 $1 bills for a sudden Nudie Bar trip
    Be able to recite the THE NUDIE BAR creed

    "Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.

    Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.

    Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.

    Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar."


    Honary members already include:

    John Lamour - our VP of Hooters Relations Committee and resident Hooters Expert
    Sfumato - VP of Hottest Women on the Planet Pictures and Posting Comittee
    AJS328 - (nice avatar)


    still need.....
    VP of Keeping your Wife in Check Committee
    VP of Nudie Bar Planning Committee
    someones basement to meet in



    list your qualifications for review
     
  2. modoindustries

    modoindustries Formula Junior
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    #2 modoindustries, Nov 2, 2005
    1. puppies in a sack
    2. Fleshy Milk Cartons
    3. Jugs
    4.Headlights
    5.Two bald guys with a cherry on top
    6.Sin cushions
    7.Babalons
    8.Sweater kittens
    9.Tatas
    10.Guns
    11.Pillows
    12.hangers
     
  3. ^@#&

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    #3 ^@#&, Nov 2, 2005
    My qualifications??
    two words: I'm me
     
  4. FarmerDave

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    #4 FarmerDave, Nov 2, 2005
    You may be you, but is you old enough to get into the T-Bar?
     
  5. ^@#&

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    #5 ^@#&, Nov 2, 2005
    it isn't how old you are, it is can you get in... There are ways of getting in. I haven't tried, so I don't know what would work and what wouldnt
     
  6. PassionIsFerrari

    PassionIsFerrari Formula 3

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    #6 PassionIsFerrari, Nov 2, 2005
    NICE!!!! Your in!!!
     
  7. modoindustries

    modoindustries Formula Junior
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    #7 modoindustries, Nov 2, 2005
    Women taste better battered.
     
  8. ^@#&

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    #8 ^@#&, Nov 2, 2005
    oh man.... that reminds me of a joke. I like my women like i like my eggs, beaten
     
  9. Manny

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    #9 Manny, Nov 2, 2005
    1. Gazzongas
    2. Tetas
    3. Yummies
    4. Flesh Pillows
    5. Chachas
    6. Balloons
    7. Hooters
    8. Mellons
    9. Breastsess
    10. Yams
    11. Pechugas
    12. Te chupo

    I nominate myself for VP of Keeping your Wife in Check. :D
     
  10. PassionIsFerrari

    PassionIsFerrari Formula 3

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    #10 PassionIsFerrari, Nov 2, 2005
    YOUR IN! Johnny is charge of electing the next VP....What say you Johnny Boy?
     
  11. Dcup

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    #11 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    10 names for tits---
    1. cans
    2. boltons
    3.fun bags
    4. hooters
    5. jugs
    6. bullets
    7. sloppy joes [ not my favorite kinda tit ]
    8. milkers
    9. peperonies
    10. my best friends
     
  12. Dcup

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    #12 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    i elect as vp, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, hmmmmmmmmmmmm, i have to go with farmer dave.........only because he is of age and can get into nudey bars..... and is probably a pig like the rest of us ....
     
  13. FarmerDave

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    #13 FarmerDave, Nov 2, 2005
    I will accept the nomination, but I will act as a puppet/figurehead for the real VP of Tittie Bar Planning Committee, because the true Godfather needs to be protected from prosecution
     
  14. ^@#&

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    #14 ^@#&, Nov 2, 2005
    wait, would i have won that if i was of age?
     
  15. Dcup

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    #15 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    are you sure you dont mean prostitution ???
     
  16. Dcup

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    #16 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    yes young one, lets us know when your of age....... ahhh ha ha ha ha, no tities for you .............
     
  17. ^@#&

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    #17 ^@#&, Nov 2, 2005
    hey john, I can sleep with girls under the age of 18 LEGALLY!
     
  18. Dcup

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    #18 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    lucky you ........ id rather have girls between 21-35 ........... horny as hell and wont break down crying when you wip out ol faithful......
     
  19. Dcup

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    #19 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    ps, you hit the nail on the head !!!!!!! you sleep with....... i bang em hard .......
     
  20. ^@#&

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    #20 ^@#&, Nov 2, 2005
    you can have yours and I can have mine. and everyone else gets none
     
  21. FarmerDave

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    #21 FarmerDave, Nov 2, 2005
    What size batteries does that model take? Do you get em from Bruce?
     
  22. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

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    #22 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    ROFLMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  23. ^@#&

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    #23 ^@#&, Nov 2, 2005
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
     
  24. PassionIsFerrari

    PassionIsFerrari Formula 3

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    #24 PassionIsFerrari, Nov 2, 2005
    True Godfather will be kept secret, Farmer Dave will relay the wishes of the true Godfather on relations concerning Tata's and Headlights Planning...as Johnny and the new Haha's VP (Farmerdave) have instructed.....

    still need a Ball & Chain buster VP though.....
     
  25. Dcup

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    #25 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    matteo......... unless hes banned again.....
     
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