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02-16-2007, 07:20 PM
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NASCAR VS F1
NASCAR VS F1
Notice: If you do not have a sense of humor or take life too seriously, please do NOT read. It’s just a sport, not life or death. Please feel free to add to this list.  These are SOME of the subtle and minor differences between NASCAR* and F1. *NASCAR acronym stands for: Ner-do-wells, Nincompoops, Nerds, Numbnuts, Numskulls or Ninnies (your choice) Against Sports Cars And for Rednecks OR What does NASCAR stand for? Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around REDNECKS Now, some of you might think I don’t like and respect NASCAR. Au contraire, mon ami. I LOVE NASCAR as the following impartial and totally objective review of the facts will show. Favorite Sports of the Drivers in the OFF season: F1: Skiing in St. Moritz, sailing on their yachts in the Mediterranean Sea. NASCAR: Participate in bass fishing tournaments. Driver’s Girlfriend Type: F1: Super models. NASCAR: Hooters girls. (I like Hooters girls) What Drivers do After a Race: F1: Get on their private jet and decide which exotic place to fly to. NASCAR: Get in their pickup and decide if they will put a rifle or a shotgun in the back window. Driver’s Favorite Wines: F1: Opus One, Chateau Lafitte Rothschild, Ferrari-Carano Cabernet Sauvignon. NASCAR: Boone’s Farm, Busch Light, Budweiser (well they think they’re wines). Fans Favorite Music: F1: The sound of a Ferrari at FULL SONG going down the straightaway. NASCAR: Gretchen Wilson singing “I’m A Redneck Woman.” Favorite radio program: F1: Car Talk on NPR. NASCAR: The Grand ‘Ole Opry. Favorite Movies: F1: Thomas Crown Affair, James Bond, Grand Prix, Le Mans, Bullit NASCAR: Days of Thunder, Thunder Road, Ma and Pa Kettle, Smokey and the Bandit, Talladega Nights. Favorite TV Programs: F1: 24, Boston Legal, anything on Speed TV, the stock market report. NASCAR: Hee Haw, The Beverly Hillbillies, The Reba McIntyre Show, Gomer Pyle, Green Acres, Petticoat Junction, Mayberry RFD, The Gong Show, the daily crop report. Favorite Repast After a Race: F1: Champaign and caviar. NASCAR: Beer and hot wings. Favorite Female Musical Group: F1: The Spice Girls. NASCAR: The Dixie Chicks. Drivers’ Dream Home: F1: A private island getaway in the tropics. NASCAR: A doublewide with satellite TV in the boonies. Driver’s Daily Driver: F1: Ferrari FXX NASCAR: Diesel Pickup Truck with “doolie” wheels Names of Famous Races: F1: Monte Carlo, Silverstone, Monza, Spa-Francorchamps, Nevers Magny-Cours NASCAR: The Stained Hanes 500, Pepto Bismol Goodretch 250, Goody’s “Not Tonite, I’ve Got A Headache” Powders 400, Kevorkian’s Diehard 200, “Prick’s in the Desert” Phoenix Cactus Classic, The Viagra All Night Enduro 500. Biggest Jokesters in the Sport: F1: Bernie Ecclestone and Kimi Raikkonnen (someone saw him smile once). NASCAR: Jeff Foxworthy and The Cable Guy.  What NASCAR Fans call F1 Fans: Snobs What F1 Fans call NASCAR Fans: Slobs  Fans’ Financial and Social Status: F1: Millionaire or millionaire wannabe. NASCAR: Welfare recipient or welfare recipient wannabe. Fans’ Exercise Equipment: F1: Stair stepper with heart monitor. NASCAR: Treadmill with an ashtray and beer can holder. Ciao Phil Not Hill aka Dr. Phil Life is to short not to own a Ferrari and be an F1 fan. Forza Ferrari. Now, go take on the day, Tifosi. 
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02-16-2007, 08:34 PM
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I would rather debate who would win in a no-holds-barred-cage-fight:
Godzilla or King Kong?
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02-16-2007, 08:37 PM
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Some of those were pretty funny!!
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02-16-2007, 08:39 PM
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[QUOTE=tifosiron;136471687]Was this an attempt at being funny or just being stupid? Basically just a rehash post.
New to Fchat. Nothing came up on this via "research" service. Please direct me. I would like to read it. Did you read the part about having a sense of humor??? Question: Why do NASCAR fans do it doggie style? Answer: So they can both watch the race at the same time. Ciao Life is too short not to own a Ferrari and to be an F1 fan. Forza Ferrari.
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02-16-2007, 08:52 PM
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Haha I thought it was funny...Kimi smiled once good one.
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02-16-2007, 08:59 PM
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I'm so much into this NASCAR thing with the Daytona 500 and all, I'm having a beer right now.
I used to only drink on days that end in Y. Now I only drink on days that end in T: Today and Tomorrow.
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02-16-2007, 09:53 PM
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02-16-2007, 10:08 PM
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I meant "Begin" with. Sorry.
Too many beers. Life is good. Ciao
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02-16-2007, 10:22 PM
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F1 Constructors: Ferrari, Mercedes, BMW, Spyker,
NASCAR Constructors:Chevy, Ford, Dodge, Toyota
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02-17-2007, 01:05 AM
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02-17-2007, 10:58 AM
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Most important thing to do before a race: F1: Make sure the car is as fast and reliable as possible. NASCAR: Make sure every inch is covered with advertising and that the decals are placed on the car perfectly.
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02-17-2007, 11:00 AM
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