[Funny Chit] Stereotypical car forum quotes

[C6DVL]

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some old dude in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Prius forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F-16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

Volkswagen Bus forums
--- My girlfriend's parents won't let me date her, anybody have a clue why?

Sport Utility / 4x4forums
---I got pulled over by the rudest cop while I was watching Finding Nemo. He said that I ran over a Honda a few miles back, I didn't even feel it!

Nissan Skyline forums
--- I just got defected.

Holden Commodore forums
--- Just got defected oh mah gaww uleh.

Nissan Silvia forums
--- FS: Avocado green drift spec S13, slightly drift damaged.

FinalGear Forum
--- Wow! That car sounds amazing - great HP, style, skidpad numbers, top speed - sounds like the perfect car...oh wait, you say its American? Nevermind, it sucks!

BMW E36 325i Forums:
-- Just raced a riced Golf, must have had 400 hp or something, it beat me!

Lancia Delta HF Integrale Forums:
-- Some burk in an E36 325i just tried to race me.

Lexus Forums:
-- Just got a new iPod! (pics)

Civic Forums:
-- Just got a new alu wing (pics)

BMW 5-series Forums:
-- I think I've just made my car uglier! (pics)

Subaru Impreza WRX STi Police Car Forums:
-- Just crashed trying to catch a Polo (pics)

Land Rover Defender Forums:
-- Improved reliability with a mahogny crankshaft, and put on new hinges made from RUST FREE STEEL! (pics)

Subaru Legacy forum:
-- How much does an STi swap cost??

BMW M3 forum:
--what's the best glue for M badges?

VW Phaeton forum:
--what's the correct pronounciation again?

Classic Wankel Engined Cars Forums:
--Just got my fifth engine (pics)

Renault Megane Forums:
--Got my new interior in the mail!

Rover Forums:
--Where can I get my ear surgery?

Ford Sierra Forums:
--Hit a brick today, wrote the car off.

Volvo 240 Forums:
--Some idiot in a Sierra hit me Volvo. Damn it, a front wing is 50 quid at the garbadge dumb!

BMW 3-series Forums:
--It's stolen again!

VW Golf Forums:
--Just did something hip! I bought an iPod! Think the girls will like me?

Bentley Arnage T Forums:
--Where can I get cheap tires?

BMW X5 Forums:
--Car stuck on lawn (pics)

Nissan 350Z Forums:
--Constant back ache, why?

Brabus Forums:
--Car for sale, need to pay speeding ticket

Lexus Forums:
--Got in a fight with a Mercedes owner who called it a Toyota

Calibra Forums:
--Got in a fight with someone who called himself 'nomix' who said I drove a Vectra

Auto parts store:
--Got in a fight with a Checkers employee who thought I had a Toyota. Fifth time this month it's happened!

Any hot hatch forum:
- Each stripe's good for at least 60bhp, right?

Porsche Boxter Forum:
-- Raced a cheap ricer, saw nothing but taillights, am I still cool for having a Porsche.

RX-8 Forum:
-- Rich snot in a Porsche tried to race me. Rear engines can't cant corner no matter how much they cost. Snark welcome.

**************
--- I mihgt only be 11 yrs old but my dad is rich and has a CLK GTR so **** you.

Ford GT forum:
-- Would my insurance be any cheaper if I tell them it's a South African kit car?

TVR forum:
-- Have discovered snap oversteer problem. I am typing this from the afterlife.

Ariel Atom forums
--- I just swallowed a bug
--- Check out my new hair style (pics)
--- Considering moving to Southern California

Wiesman Forums:
--Another dude said I had a nice Jag, what's that all about?

Air Cooled 911 Forums:
--Oversteered into a tree (pics)

Opel Astra OPC Forums:
--Understeered into a tree (pics)

Porsche Cayenne Turbo S Forums:
--Car out of petrol, bought a new one

Smart forums:
---ForTwo fell into a pothole and got stuck, how to safely recover it?

Trabant forums:
--- Body got eaten by goats, got any spares?

Jaguar Forums
--- Not enough wood in car, where can I get wood appliques for seats.

Audi A4 forums:
--ANOTHER NEW A4 ?!?! Oh well, it's upgrade time

[sjmst]

Great stuff!!


All good, but the Buick one has really got to be true. Have you EVER seen anyone under 50 driving a Buick?
And is it true that after 60 the law is you must not only drive a Buick, but you must also wear this hat?
Watch and see if it isn't true.

[emilie]

Originally Posted by C6DVL

Smart forums:
---ForTwo fell into a pothole and got stuck, how to safely recover it?

LOL

[C6DVL]

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

some of the funny ones

[Cscat87]

Originally Posted by C6DVL

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

bahahaha, all true

[revsto9k]

my favorite one is the RX7 one with the 13B groupbuy full hahaha

The Supra one with the head too big also applies to the Evo crowd ..

[C6DVL]

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.


hee hee

[revsto9k]

Corvette Forum
--- got ticketed by off duty park ranger for doing a burnout (anyone know a lawyer?)

[revsto9k]

RS4 Forum
--- keep getting ticketed and now I lost my license (can anyone drive me to Club Pacha?)

[Cscat87]

S2000 Forum
--- my car revs to 9k but goes nowhere, and whats this torque thing people keep talking about?



sorry, had to do it

[C6DVL]

Originally Posted by revsto9k

Corvette Forum
--- got ticketed by off duty park ranger for doing a burnout (anyone know a lawyer?)

haha, All I have to say, that was one hell of a burn-out, it better turn up on someones DVD so I canbuy it at Best buy

my last yrs burn out on the Hosp. run turned up on Super Speeders 3 DVD and the other burn out on the Exotic run turned up on the Destroy Networks latest DVD

[Tobias]

FinalGear Forum
--- Wow! That car sounds amazing - great HP, style, skidpad numbers, top speed - sounds like the perfect car...oh wait, you say its American? Nevermind, it sucks!

LOL! I'm a member there.