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06-15-2005, 04:49 AM
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O/T Humour - Gordon Strachan quotes
I don't normally post off topic, but thought I would make an exception for this....
Quality Quotes from Celtic's new boss... On Wayne Rooney... "It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson." Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England squad? Strachan: I don't care, I'm Scottish Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?" Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off] Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around? Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless." Reporter: Is that your best start to a season? Strachan: Well I've still got a job, so it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure. Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team? Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions League? Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result? Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book. Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yoghurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado. Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you? Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there. Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it? Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe! jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah. Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here? Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down Negative man, down. Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up? Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret. Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon? Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either. Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today? Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there.... Reporter: "What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?" Strachan: "I don't do impressions" Reporter: Did you enjoy that Gordon? Strachan: Aye, I did - so much so that I'm going home to watch it on ceefax (walks off) The world looks a totally different place after two wins. I can even enjoy watching Blind Date or laugh at Noel's House Party. Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then ? Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger hair, and a big nose! Reporter: So, Gordon, any plans for Europe this year? Strachan: Aye, me and the wife quite fancy Spain in August. Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play? Gordon Strachan: If I was English I'd top myself! 
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06-15-2005, 07:10 AM
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I laughed, and I loathe football!
Nice to see at least one person involved in the game has an IQ above his boot size!
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06-15-2005, 07:20 AM
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06-15-2005, 12:32 PM
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Reggie, do you know if Rooney's 3(?) brothers are still with Everton, or have gone to man utd?
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06-16-2005, 04:33 AM
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i could be wrong though, im sure none of them are at Man Utd
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06-16-2005, 11:58 AM
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