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Colorado Outlaws Laser Jammers

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  1. kpl

    kpl Karting

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  2. bottomline

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  3. RonnieRenaldi

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    This is bad news, I have Passport ZR3 in my car =(
     
  4. kpl

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    Yes. I have a ZR3 in one car, and an SRX in the other. They're getting removed tomorrow.
     
  5. Equinox2a

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    Besides being a professional artist, I'm also a former NORAD mission controller. As part of my retirement package, the USAF provides me with direct, on-demand access to a top secret High Powered Microwave system that is covertly mounted on Echostar IV.

    Whenever my car's detection system shows even a weak Ku or Ka band radar (including dual mode Stalker systems that can discriminate between strong and fast targets) my kit car Ferrari's automatic interface to Cheyenne Mountain provides the GPS coordinates of both my vehicle and the pig.

    Then the pig is roasted! It's really cool! I love the fascist U.S. military!

    Coming soon to Keyhole optical satellites, worldwide: Coaxial Alpha lasers, capable of penetrating atmospheric water vapor. On demand, the Alpha can melt humans on the ground and boil them!

    Aint Amerika a great land of threat- counter-threat and counter-counter threat? Remember, it was President DDE who warned of the power of the MIC in his farewell address!
     
  6. hardtop

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    I had read the jammers weren't very effective anyway. I have had a few laser runins, but my V1 always picked up the signal as it was being bounced off cars in front of me. BTW, anyone else catch the laser signals on their detectors in the vicinity of smoky hill? I think it has something to do with the military in the area.

    Dave
     
  7. bernardo66

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    So Mr Da Vinci, fascism is rampant in the US military? When did you learn that? Hopefully not during your stint at NORAD, when the US military was signing your paycheck.

    BTW, Mr NORAD...I believe that the proper spelling is: A-M-E-R-I-"C"-A.
     
  8. FarmerDave

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    No, Really? How's the weather in Laramie, John?
     
  9. kpl

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    Radar jammers don't work. Escort laser jammers work very well. Saved me on many occasions. CHP and more and more local cops are using laser for all their stationary speed traps, so it really kind of sucks.
     
  10. bernardo66

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    I see you watch The Discovery Channel too.
     
  11. Forzaholics Anonymous

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    Hey don't forget your front bumper mounted EMP device. Even Motorola won't be able to outrun that.
     
  12. Equinox2a

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    That's an excellent idea. But I'm afraid the whistle of the air around it will attract deer when I drive up in the hills. I don't know.... :)
     
  13. Equinox2a

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    Oh goody! Secret agent games!
    "I don't know, Debbie (you're the one from Dallas, right?). It was high 80's here in Denver today. Usually, Wyoming is about 10 degrees cooler". Roger Roger... Over and out
     
  14. frefan

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    Then I guess I'll have to avoid spending any time or money in Colorodo. Mine is built into the car and I'm not about to rip it out for them ...
     
  15. UroTrash

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    Who's got an OWNED pic for Mr.Ex-Toxic?

    Good work Dave.

    BTW, do you really know Debbie?
     
  16. bernardo66

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  17. matteo

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    I smell........um......BULLSH!T !

    I guess your threats of sueing Rob were BS too since you are back posting on HIS forum like you don't have a care in the world. "WYO" don't go to womenspantywaste.com and join their forum.

    Roger Roger, Over and out......
     
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  21. bernardo66

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    I think he just made his first smart move and didn't press submit, since I don't see any post. Either that, or the mods flushed it.
     
  22. Equinox2a

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    Hi there (especially to you vile, crude and disgusting little boys who have way too much time on your hands you need to take over a forum and post pornography on it)!
    John told me about people like you here and I wanted to see for myself what it's like. I had fun meeting a few of you at the ACC show a few weeks ago.
    I wrote then about watching John's 550 and (x') Countach leaving on I-470.
    It was amazing to watch! He came over to my place later for a steak.

    It's been more than fun, it's been educational, feeding this forum, waiting for the "eggheads" (John calls you "spoonheads") who would finally "catch on" to the fact that this excellent forum isn't YOUR sick playground. It's a fine, informative venue for sharing opinions and facts. I wrote some of my postings. I edited a couple ideas John sent me. John's photos of his wheel choices, we thought, would be a sure tip off--but nooooooo. I had fun using my middle name once to see if anyone WAS watching!

    My name is William Rober ___. I am one of John's best friends. We went to Australia together when we were 20. And yes, I live in Aurora.
    My girlfriend and I have a couple cars with 12 cylinders between them.
    Other than that, I wouldn't tell you anything about myself, seeing what a few sick individuals on this forum are really willing to stoop to in their sad gutter porn consciousness.

    As I wrote recently (and then was attacked, which John and I found really funny, seeing how systemic this abuse is here) I personally don't have respect for the "collectors" among you. I like driving a car-- not looking at it. I wouldn't know a real Ferrari from a replica. They both look good to me!

    Now seeing the porn posted by some of you sickos, in an effort to fulfill you own sick egos, I really think some of you are beneath contempt, regardless of what you drive.

    John told me about this group. And I wanted to see for myself what it would be like when someone finally "caught on".
    Not impressed!

    I'd say that John and I contributed some good thoughts to this group in the past couple weeks. He's busy. I'm busy. Too bad some of you are not and have to live here to get some sense of self-esteem and control over sad and vile contempt for others (and willing to express it with porn!)
    wow...real credit to the world!
     
  23. UroTrash

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    Wow. I'd say MrToxic has a multiple personality disorder except both personalities are JUST THE SAME!
     
  24. FarmerDave

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    #25 GrigioGuy, Jun 23, 2005
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    You two definitely deserve each other.
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