Aussie joke thread

Brutal. Take no prisoners.

 

sam430 and SAM-430 both banned for being the same user and violating the "no multiple accounts" rule.

 

Very interesting.

Whom would have guessed they were the same person?

 

Well THAT didn't take long.....thanx.

 

"Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got outta hand fast." - Ron Burgundy

 

I don't think that's right.

 

Should do a pole

 

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So have you got a wet pussey in the toilet Wes?

NTTIAWWT

 

He's coughing up a fur ball right now

 

Lol at the car and price

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/bufori-la-joya-2007-14493552?base=1216&vertical=Car&cr=0&eapi=2&__N=1246%201252%201247%201282%204294857585%201216&num=15&silo=Stock&sort=default

 

Beeeeehave.

 

Whom would buy a Replicar?

 

Whom would

 

So this is what they mean by a Pearl Necklace?

Demi Moore Boyfriend Will Hanigan Has A Pearl Implant In His Penis - Famous Magazine - Yahoo!7 Lifestyle

 

Sorry...in an era where females own cars...do you think this is really appropriate?

 

Pearl in a bearded clam?

 

I was listening to the radio this morning when the host invited callers to reveal the nick-names they had for their wives.

The best call was from a brave chap who called his wife "Harvey Norman"

The Host asked him why that name?

He replied, "Absolutely no interest for 36 months."

 

Rude chap I worked with in the RAAF called his wife Claytons

 

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OMG

Train driver caught masturbating during ?delay? | The Said

 

Erky Perky

 

And so ended Carl's train driving career...

 

If the disgruntled female passenger had just gone straight to the driver compartment a solution could have been possible ... ... maybe ... lol
Pete