http://www.autojunk.nl/2011/08/lekker-een-mercedes-crushen-met-een-tank
On the topic of treadmills... [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpTfqYMlR-8[/ame] The sound after 35s was HILARIOUS. HAHAHAHA!
The recession has hit everybody really hard...: - My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. - Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. - CEO's are now playing miniature golf. - Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. - A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. - I saw a Mormon with only one wife. - If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. - McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. - Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. - Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. - My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! - A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. - A picture is now only worth 200 words. - When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. - The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. And, finally.... - I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
Saskatchewan hunter went out duck hunting in the fall and a gust of wind blew, his gun fell over and discharged shooting him in his private parts. Several hours later, laying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be okay. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot." "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter. "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister." "Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Regina Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
I thought of posting this the '13 exotics confiscated' thread but here might be better: http://www.autojunk.nl/2011/09/arabs-gone-berserk
If you thought that was funny, check out the auto-tuned version. Doesn't take long for something on the internet to spread like a wild fire! http://ca.autoblog.com/2011/09/22/enthusiastic-car-crash-victim-gets-the-songify-auto-tune-treatme/
Not funny but very interesting that after 100 years this vehicle is still running. RM will auction it in October. (Just skip through the Dutch Ford commercial, it is very short..) Commentary in English English and American English http://www.autojunk.nl/2011/09/dit-is-de-oudste-auto-ter-wereld
Well I have an odd sense of humour, and an 8 year olds at that. So when something like this comes around I get a good laugh out of it. It's not for everyone... Nsfw It's decorative gourd season mother****ers ! Change the **** to the f word http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-mother****ers
