Its Funny, Cause Im Drunk!!

going 328/575/355 driving now. life's good

 

Tamworth.

 

With Rob.

 

LOL.

http://www.paintandpanel.com.au/news/igniting-the-ford-and-holden-debate

 

I see they all spell like Brettski

The Folden is, in fact, a 1970s HQ Holden Kingswood sedan that's had a 1969 Ford Mustang front end grafted on with Pryor ad Taylor aiming to stir up passionate Holden and Ford fans, and raise some money for a good cuase. <---------

 

Uummmm, its an Australian publication hence the conversion to Aussie $, but nevermind, if it makes you happy.

 

sorry mate, couldn't help myself

 

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.
He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150

 

Hehehehehe.

 

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/entertainment/cessnas-aside-hows-the-serenity-20100721-10k03.html?autostart=1

 

Awesome. Where's RP's cheque book?

 

I think Rob had it last to buy the Beetle.

 

Damn. We're never going to see that again then.

 

uhoh. sprung.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36c7MrkOh70

 

Lol.

 

A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."


With that, an Aboriginal man got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Mulrunji, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Mulrunji replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher put one finger of one hand in Mulrunji’s ear, placed his other hand on top of Mulrunji’s head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed.

He prayed for Mulrunji, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.





After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, " Mulrunji, how is your hearing now?"

Mulrunji answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next week."

 

I don't get it

 

Thats pretty funny..

One for you Tony..

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cc9_1280396912

I like the watch tower in the car park!