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  1. Ferraridoc

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    #26 Ferraridoc, Aug 14, 2016
    After a few years on the forum, in the 308 section, I noticed that there was an Australia section. When I went over for a look, the first thread I happened upon was full of a whole heap of purile *****e, mainly between two idiots called "Horse" and "Aircon", but scattered schoolboy toilet humour comments from most of the usual suspects I've since become familiar with. I didn't look in the section for another 18 months, until I met someone called "Moretti" at an FCA run, who urged me to give it another chance - "just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"
     
  2. Horse

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    #27 Horse, Aug 14, 2016
    Why can't you ever tell happy stories?
     
  3. Ferraridoc

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    #28 Ferraridoc, Aug 14, 2016
    There you go
     
  4. au-yt

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    #29 au-yt, Aug 14, 2016
    There you go ... Much ado about nothing..💤
     
  5. IanB

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    #30 IanB, Aug 14, 2016
    I am offended by your comment, fchat is no longer a safe space for people who are only capable of schoolboy toilet humour.

    I'm writing to Gillian Triggs right now! :eek:
     
  6. Ferraridoc

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    #31 Ferraridoc, Aug 14, 2016
    Don't forget the ABC
     
  7. au-yt

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    #32 au-yt, Aug 14, 2016
    From the SMH
    http://www.smh.com.au/good-weekend/adult-education/adult-education-the-new-commandments-of-communication-20160719-gq8peh.html


    Disclaimer . If any on is I any way offended, religiously or personally or for any other.. Beeping reason bad luck.

    "So after years of being irritated, as well as occasionally perpetrating these crimes myself, I hereby offer the New Commandments for Modern Communication:

    1. Thou Shalt Not SMS Unless An Immediate Reply Is Needed.

    2. Thou Shalt Not Phone Unless It's An Emergency, You're Blood-Related, Or Have Gossip.

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    3. Thou Shalt Not Phone About Work Matters After Work Hours.

    4. Thou Shalt Not Phone Anyone In General, To Be Honest.

    5. Thou Shalt Not Send Emails Of More Than 500 Words.

    6. Thou Shalt Not Hit Reply All. What Are You, A Monster?

    7. Thou Shalt Not Leave Voicemails Saying You're About To Send An SMS Or Email. Just Send The Friggin' SMS Or Email.

    8. Thou Shalt Not Leave Voicemails, Period.

    9. Thou Shalt Not Get Angry Via Text-Based Communication.

    10. Thou Shalt Keep It Short And Get To The Damn Point.

    Anyone who breaks these laws should be barred from their smartphones and having hands in general. Because let's face it: we're all dying. Not now, but I turn 34 this year, and soon I'll be 60, then I'll have a fall or get a bad diagnosis and die. So let's not waste each other's time with communication that goes nowhere. And thanks in advance for giving me my time back. Mainly because I have some Twitter mentions to check."
     
  8. greg246

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    #33 greg246, Aug 14, 2016
    Thou shall not believe in false idols/replicas for they are **** ;)
     
  9. au-yt

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    #34 au-yt, Aug 14, 2016
    Your not bringing religion into this.. Tisc tisc
     
  10. au-yt

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    #35 au-yt, Aug 14, 2016
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    #36 greg246, Aug 14, 2016
    Correct, I'm not bringing religion into this. I just think replicas are **** and replica fans are deluded :)
     
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    #37 SPEEDCORE, Aug 17, 2016
    Well this thread died quickly... Needs more off topic :p
     
  13. au-yt

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    #38 au-yt, Aug 17, 2016
    It's all off topic
     
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    #39 SPEEDCORE, Aug 18, 2016
    Ohh ok then. Please continue :)
     
  15. au-yt

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    #41 PAP 348, Aug 18, 2016
    Look at that list!! Obviously nothing better to do! :eek::eek:
     
  17. moretti

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    #42 moretti, Aug 18, 2016
    Pack of losers :p
     
  18. au-yt

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    #43 au-yt, Aug 18, 2016
    Congratulations PAP your top 20.............. again

    note I have nothing on you too
     
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    #44 kerrari, Aug 18, 2016
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  20. au-yt

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    #45 au-yt, Aug 18, 2016
    LOL
     
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    #46 moretti, Aug 18, 2016
    I can see a big insurance quote coming :p
     
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    #47 SPEEDCORE, Aug 18, 2016
    Top 20!!!
     
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    #48 simon klein, Aug 18, 2016
    I was having a little lie down(I am getting on,you know) when the Bowen based earthquake went off.
    I must have drifted off cos' the bed did a wittlewobble and woke me....quite bizarre.
     
  24. au-yt

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    #49 au-yt, Aug 18, 2016
    A Nanna nap then! Guilty as charged
     
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