| Author | Message | ||
| Thomas I (Wax)
Member Username: Wax Post Number: 294 Registered: 7-2003 |
The "Rat's ass" emoticon is something I came up with @ 1 year ago, as an altogether different forum I've belonged to for 3+ years has *who gives a rat's ass* mentioned quite often. Especially on polls. Borrow 0 0 �� � ( � ) as you like. Bruce's car pic was doctored out of LUV - not spite, as BRUCE ENERGIZES F-CHAT! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6374 Registered: 8-2002 |
LMAO, Jim, it IS...! HA HA HA HA...! | ||
| Jim E (Jimpo1)
Advanced Member Username: Jimpo1 Post Number: 2557 Registered: 7-2001 |
Bruce, I think that's a rats ass. Two ears, two eyes, nose, turned looking at you. | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2868 Registered: 4-2002 |
HUH??? | ||
| Thomas I (Wax)
Member Username: Wax Post Number: 289 Registered: 7-2003 |
Guilty, as um, charged. But hey, who gives a 0 0 �� � ( � ) ? | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2865 Registered: 4-2002 |
JAIME I LOVE IT TO, BUT IT WASNT MY WORK..I DIDNT DO THAT. I CAN GET SUED FOR USING THEIR TRADEMARK WITH OUT THEIR PERMISSION  BRUCE | ||
| Jaime T. Ferraris are sex on wheels (Chevarri)
Junior Member Username: Chevarri Post Number: 157 Registered: 1-2003 |
I love the bunny on the bottom Bruce! | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2864 Registered: 4-2002 |
DAVE YOU NEED TO USE MY "INDUSTRIAL" TYPE BATTERIES SO THERE IS NO TURDS TO CLEAN,,, TELL ME WHAT SIZES YOU USE AND EMAIL YOUR ADDRESS, TO ME [email protected] BRUCE | ||
| David Feinberg (Fastradio2)
Member Username: Fastradio2 Post Number: 342 Registered: 4-2002 |
Bruce, I use your Energizer batteries in my GPS. The problem with the battteries is that those little bunnies leave the turds on my dashboard. I'm switching to a "bunny-free" brand.... David | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 296 Registered: 4-2003 |
Bruce, I'll do that as soon as this "Wellington Battery For Life!" tattoo is done. -Augustine | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2862 Registered: 4-2002 |
GUS. UPGRADE YOUR MEDS. BRUCER | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 293 Registered: 4-2003 |
And don't forget your hairnets, brill cream, and pitchforks! Geez Bruce, you're rubbing off on me! | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2857 Registered: 4-2002 |
THANKS GUS....THANKS PETER BTW, ISABEL IS COMING.GET YOUR FLASHLIGHTS AND BATTERIES NOW!!! BEST, BRUCE | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 290 Registered: 4-2003 |
Bruce, Had a great time this weekend! Thanks for the flashlight! We'll be sure use it this weekend when the hurricane knocks the crap out of us! Give the family my best and I'll see you soon! -Augustine | ||
| PeterS (Peters)
Intermediate Member Username: Peters Post Number: 1502 Registered: 1-2003 |
Bruce..Best of luck with your surgery. My eye doctor had a horible accident last week�..He fell into his lens grinder�. He made a spectacle of himself | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2854 Registered: 4-2002 |
HEY PAT ADORABLE PICTURE ... THANKS FOR THE PLUG YOU TOO , KENNY BRUCE | ||
| Kenny Herman (Kennyh)
Intermediate Member Username: Kennyh Post Number: 1192 Registered: 8-2001 |
The Wellington flashlight saved me during the black out, it was the only working one in the house... The flashlight alone is reason enough to get batteries from you! | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 944 Registered: 2-2002 |
Lately I have found my battery supply getting lower and lower with never using any of them myself. Well this morning I came across the culprit red-handed!  | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2823 Registered: 4-2002 |
KEN.THAT MIGHT BE TRUE DAVE....SEE YOU NEXT WEEK JIM.....TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS TO DEFINE QUOTES. JEFF.........THANKS FOR THE NICE WORDS.. HUTCH...MY BUDDY..ALWAYS CAN COUNT ON YA!!!!!!! | ||
| Ken Ross (Kdross)
Member Username: Kdross Post Number: 447 Registered: 2-2002 |
I still think Bruce is handicapped. It is the only logical explanation as to why he likes me. Normal people usually avoid me. Ken | ||
| djmonk (Davem)
Member Username: Davem Post Number: 407 Registered: 1-2002 |
BRUCE GOOD LUCK WITH THE SURGERY NEXT WEEK BUDDY. HOPE TO SEE YOU AT MORRISTOWN. DAVE | ||
| Jim E (Jimpo1)
Advanced Member Username: Jimpo1 Post Number: 2524 Registered: 7-2001 |
I could use a little clarification. People frequently say they 'don't give a rats ass'. What happens when they DO give a rats ass? Do they go decapitate a rat and hand over the aft portion? Who do they give it to? | ||
| DHutchison (Hutch308)
Member Username: Hutch308 Post Number: 428 Registered: 1-2002 |
Now that that triviality has been laid to rest, let's get back to the original issue that initaited this thread... Who needs batteries? Bruce hooks all of us up... Cheers Bruce!!!! | ||
| mike550 (Mikeg)
New member Username: Mikeg Post Number: 46 Registered: 8-2003 |
OOPS ADD ONE MORE - ALTHOUGH NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SHOUTING OR HANDICAPPED ISSUE. BUT BACK TO THE ORIGINAL ROUTE THE THREAD WENT TO 4) BRUCE DOES NOT LIKE MR_GREEN. (AND I CAN SEE HIS POINT) | ||
| mike550 (Mikeg)
New member Username: Mikeg Post Number: 45 Registered: 8-2003 |
OK ALL CLEARED UP. 1) FOR BRUCE ALL CAPS IS NOT SHOUTING AS LONG AS HE KNOWS WHO HE IS TALKING TO. WE MUST ASSUME THAT BRUCE KNOWS EVERYONE THAT MAY READ FERRARI CHAT 2) BRUCE IS NOT HANDICAPPED (KEN) 3) BRUCE KNOWS WHO HIS FRIENDS ARE DOESN'T GIVE A RATS ASS WHAT PEOPLE THINK | ||
| Jeff W (Phuket_jeff)
Junior Member Username: Phuket_jeff Post Number: 52 Registered: 4-2002 |
When I see all caps, I know it's Bruce and all is well. It's only shouting in the internet world when you don't know who your are talking to. | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2817 Registered: 4-2002 |
LETS CLEAR SOMETHING UP HERE IM NOT HANDICAPPED.I HAD SURGERY IN BOTH MY EYES DUE TO PRESSURE AND DIABETES... WITH 3 OPERATIONS SINCE JANUARY. MY RIGHT EYE IS PERFECT, AS MY LEFT EYE IS BLURRED 5O%....I CAN DRIVE PERFECTLEY, WORK PERFECTLY AND ANYTHING ELSE.. I HAVE 1 MORE LASER SURGERY TO DO NEXT WEEK, AND HOPEFULLY IT WILL BE PERFECT.... AS FAR AS CAPS GO, I NEVER SHOUT, PEOPLE THAT KNOW ME, ITS NOT MY WAY OF BEING ME...WHEN I FIRST WENT ON F-CHAT ABOUT 2 YRS AGO, SOMEONE JOKED ABOUT MY CAPS BUTTON MISSING, SO FROM THAT JOKE, I TO THIS DAY USE CAPS. VERY SIMPLE AS PEOPLE WANT TO CRITIZE ME FOR ME OBNOXIOUS, OR WHATEVER, LET THEM..I DONT GIVE A HOOT, MY FRIENDS ARE MY FRIENDS, IM NOT OBNOXIOUS IN ANY WAY, JUST TELL IT LIKE IT IS, WITH NO B/S..PLAIN AND SIMPLE BLACK AND WHITE...IF THEY DONT LIKE IT...LET THEM SCRATCH.... LOVE TO MY FRIENDS AND MY NEW FRIENDS....... | ||
| mike550 (Mikeg)
New member Username: Mikeg Post Number: 41 Registered: 8-2003 |
I loved paint chips - leaded and salted. | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 935 Registered: 2-2002 |
Mike, Did you eat paint chips as a kid?  | ||
| Thomas I (Wax)
Member Username: Wax Post Number: 264 Registered: 7-2003 |
I'M TELLIN' YA, IT'S A CONSPIRACY DISGUISED AS ALL-CAPS POSTS WHICH IS A SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE TO BUY MORE POWERFUL BATTERIES | ||
| mwg (Mikeg)
New member Username: Mikeg Post Number: 37 Registered: 8-2003 |
PAT -- -- BRUCE DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. I LOVE THE CAPS IT IS LIKE FONZIE WEARING HIS LEATHER JACKET. -- ... or like Benny from LA Law wearing his sweater vest. And take it easy everyone - the above is a joke. I certainly don't want to offend the handicapped - especially those that can't read lower case font and drive Ferraris' at speed! I also don't want to wage war with the legions of Bruce's sycophants with nimble fingers and nothing but time. Bruce keep up the good posts and SHOUT IT OUT! FYI - Ken / Bruce, there are many better remedies for reading the screen than all caps. Some cost a bit and dynamically resize any size font to a very large size for the handicapped persons' visual benefit without actually changing the font in the underlying application. There are also programs that read menu commands and what you what you typed out loud. Numerous other freeware and shareware programs are also available to help the visually impaired. No cost immediate solutions include changing to "large fonts" in your control panel or changing your screen resolution to VGA vs SGA or XGA. Bruce let me know if you would like information of some of these solutions. A good friend of mine is visually impaired and has implemented some of the above solutions. Also I have worked with a firm that specializes in making some of my company's software products "Section 508" compliant. All caps is handy if you are a slow typer and want to crank out thousands of messages a year. | ||
| Jim E (Jimpo1)
Advanced Member Username: Jimpo1 Post Number: 2519 Registered: 7-2001 |
I love when the newbies start telling Bruce that he's yelling. Here's an idea for the new guys: do a search on 'Bruce caps'. See how many threads you get. You can appoint yourself to the typing police after you've been a member for more than a month. MWG, do you really think you're the first one that's ever noticed brother Bruces caps? Did you bother to question why Bruce does it? Does it really matter? His caps are his signature, we all know it. He started this thread to offer us something (again), what did you offer besides your opinion? | ||
| Ken Ross (Kdross)
Member Username: Kdross Post Number: 446 Registered: 2-2002 |
Mike: Bruce has bad eyes and recently had major surgery on them. He almost lost his site. As such, he probably types in caps so that he can see what he is typing. So stop bashing the handicap. Other than being blind, Bruce is a great guy. He supports Fchat more than just about anyone else (Rob Lay is King here). There are not many people I know were I can pick up the phone and talk to without BS. He tells you as it is. If you want to have things sugar coated, I would look elsewhere. Finally, thanks to the person who accused Bruce of selling stolen batteries. I needed a good laugh today. Ken | ||
| Warren L. (Warren)
Member Username: Warren Post Number: 255 Registered: 2-2002 |
Bruce, Do you sometimes sell batteries out of a van the shape of a C battery in China Town in NYC? Are your batteries new or recycled? Seriously though, I'm interested in the batteries. | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 276 Registered: 4-2003 |
Bruce, If he thinks that you're obnoxious, he should see the rest of us! If you ever try to change I'll hit you with that 47,500 volt bug spray that you have ! -Augustine | ||
| DHutchison (Hutch308)
Member Username: Hutch308 Post Number: 426 Registered: 1-2002 |
BRUCE - He is coming around!! In due time, he'll be on your buddy list... Just think of him as another soon to be friend. Pat is right, ALL CAPS IS THE SIGN OF BRUCE 'BRASS BALLS' WELLINGTON. DON'T EVER CHANGE AMIGO!!!! | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 934 Registered: 2-2002 |
BRUCE DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. I LOVE THE CAPS IT IS LIKE FONZIE WEARING HIS LEATHER JACKET. PAT | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2811 Registered: 4-2002 |
THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENT...NOW I CAN REST EASY AND SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT.. I AM SO GLAD, THAT I HAVE YOUR APPROVAL.. ACTUALLY, I COULD NOT GIVE A RATS ASS WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME, YOUR RIGHT, BUT I KNOW WHO ARE MY FRIENDS AND I CHERISH THAT,,,SO..THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENT, ILL TRY AND FIX MY KEYBOARD.. HAVE A SPECIAL DAY.. YOUR BUDDY, BRUCE | ||
| mwg (Mikeg)
New member Username: Mikeg Post Number: 36 Registered: 8-2003 |
-- HEY MIKE, IM NOT SHOUTING, I ALWAYS USE CAPS...... BRUCE -- Bruce - for what it is worth. It's like saying to someone in person "I am not shouting I always scream at the top of my lungs." Obviously you don't care and won't change. It is offensive to a large number of people in general and a large number on this board (from the numerous postings about it)when people type in all caps in message boards. Fact of the matter is that all caps does represent shouting in the internet chat world and everyone but you realizes this. Thus the reaction of everyone when they first (and for some continue) to see your posts. I know you don't care what I think and that is fine. My first impression of you (without meeting you and which is likely unfortunate) was that you are an obnoxious loud mouth that feels the need to shout to get attention. [ please not looking for a rebuttle - that's just internet protocol.] Although as I read your posts I am getting the impression that you are a good guy and I see that that is the impression that people that really know you have. First impressions are sometimes hard to overcome. Any new poster on this board will likely have a negative impression of you and perhaps always have this impression - e.g. LOUDMOUTHED. That's just FWIW. | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 265 Registered: 4-2003 |
It doesn't make you a bad person. | ||
| PeterS (Peters)
Intermediate Member Username: Peters Post Number: 1486 Registered: 1-2003 |
Man....Bruce gets all the fun threads! All I do is sell radio crystals to the R/C hobby industry! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6158 Registered: 8-2002 |
Bruce, i'm actually out of sauce... Boss came back this afternoon and found i was drinking his Bailey's; "there's still some left, right...? you didn't drink all of it, did you...?" Needless to say, there's a little left and i won't be drinking it; i told him we're out of Vodka though... He laughed... Seriously, though, we're out of Vodka. | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2805 Registered: 4-2002 |
HEY GUYS YOU HIJACKED MY THREAD DES...GET OFF THE SAUCE, NIPPLE-HAIR | ||
| Rosso (Redhead)
Member Username: Redhead Post Number: 388 Registered: 12-2001 |
DES-- I stopped last night at 11:30 and will start at 6:30 tonight. Thannks for the diet coke offer!!!! | ||
| Thomas I (Wax)
Member Username: Wax Post Number: 258 Registered: 7-2003 |
So, Energizer took your threats seriously...  | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6148 Registered: 8-2002 |
Sorry, buddy... There's some diet coke, orange juice and chocolate syrup in the 'fridge... No, you can't take the chocolate syrup with you on a date...! | ||
| Rosso (Redhead)
Member Username: Redhead Post Number: 387 Registered: 12-2001 |
Des....you know I stopped drinking....why do you have to tempt me....... | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6147 Registered: 8-2002 |
Red, c'mon over... There's a case of beer in the 'fridge, but you know i don't like beer... You can have it all to yourself... | ||
| Rosso (Redhead)
Member Username: Redhead Post Number: 386 Registered: 12-2001 |
Damn you DES DAMN YOU DOUBLE SHOT OF DAMN YOU!!! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6146 Registered: 8-2002 |
Augustine - ROTFLMAO...! You find any 1:18 license plate frames yet...? C'mon over and have a drink... Vodka's gone so now i'm all up in the Bailey's on the rocks... | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 257 Registered: 4-2003 |
DES, How about you go and do a micro belt service on your new F40! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6143 Registered: 8-2002 |
LOL, Augustine, go take some aspirin you crazy butt nut...! Go sell a car...! Go twist a nipple...! Go @#$% a duck...! Go smack a police officer, tell them i sent you... | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 253 Registered: 4-2003 |
Drunk bastard. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6140 Registered: 8-2002 |
...and i'm doing commissions...! Can you imagine...? Hoooooo, boy... Vodka's gone; but there's an unopened bottle of Bailey's in the cabinet i think i'll hit once i finish this 24oz glass of "oj"... Smiles, people, lemme see some smiles...! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6139 Registered: 8-2002 |
Greg, Tropicana with a twist of Absolute... | ||
| Greg G (Greg_g)
Junior Member Username: Greg_g Post Number: 56 Registered: 7-2003 |
DES: flat blade or phillips? :-P | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6133 Registered: 8-2002 |
Bruce, the Energizer bunny doesn't do it for me, but if you come across an Aflac duck, give me a heads up, ok...? -DES, who's enjoying a screw driver in the office at 10:30AM... | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2795 Registered: 4-2002 |
PHIL, NO PROBLEM...EMAIL ME YOUR ADDRESS BRUCE | ||
| philip (Fanatic1)
Member Username: Fanatic1 Post Number: 398 Registered: 2-2003 |
Bruce, I don't need any more batteries..I still have the ones I purchased last time....but if you ever get any cool "energizer novelties" like the energizer bunny, or "industry promo's", if you'd like to sell them off, my little girl would love some bunny stuff..........it's her favorite thing! Take care Bruce!! P.S.....if you can steal the bunny, just let me know, we can find an ally in New York, to make the transaction...... ........what a jerk! | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2794 Registered: 4-2002 |
YOU GUYS ARE TOO MUCH HEY MIKE, IM NOT SHOUTING, I ALWAYS USE CAPS...... BRUCE | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 922 Registered: 2-2002 |
He is also known as FRANK RIZZO | ||
| Bill Sawyer (Wsawyer)
Member Username: Wsawyer Post Number: 931 Registered: 2-2002 |
And he played hockey for an Islanders farm team! | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Junior Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 244 Registered: 4-2003 |
He's a big Aerosmith fan! | ||
| mwg (Mikeg)
New member Username: Mikeg Post Number: 28 Registered: 8-2003 |
and he likes to SHOUT | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2790 Registered: 4-2002 |
LOL...DES...AUGUSTINE..ALSO FUCKINESE TOO BRUCE | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Junior Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 242 Registered: 4-2003 |
He's even fluent in Chinese! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6130 Registered: 8-2002 |
PeterS, your check for $500 from Bruce somehow ended up in my PO Box... | ||
| PeterS (Peters)
Intermediate Member Username: Peters Post Number: 1485 Registered: 1-2003 |
And he's one hell of a nice guy too! | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2788 Registered: 4-2002 |
SINCE I HAVE BEEN EMAILED LIKE CRAZY ABOUT WHO I AM AND WHAT DO I DO., .ILL ANSWER AGAIN FOR THE 3000 PLUS F-CHATTERS.... I AM A MAJOR BATTERY DISTRIBUTOR FOR ENERGIZER BATTERY COMPANY..MYSELF AND MY FAMILY HAVE BEEN WITH THEM FOR ABOUT 80 YRS OR SO.. I TEND TO RUN SPECIALS FOR F-CHAT USERS HERE, SINCE MOST HAVE SMALL KIDS, USE FOR TOYS OR GAME BOYS OR ADULTS FOR " VARIOUS THINGS" I KNOW THAT BATTERIES CAN BE EXPENSIVE, SO I WOULD ALWAYS LOVE TO HELP YOU GUYS OUT WITH SPECIAL PRICING SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR F-CARS GOING......... IM NOT GETTING RICH BY THIS,AS PEOPLE HERE HAVE BOUGHT FROM ME IN THE PAST AND KNOW ME, BUT TRYING TO HELP OUT WITH FINANCES BEING LOWERED BY MY CONTRIBUTIONS HERE FOR BATTERIES TO ALL. MY WEBSITE IS WWW.WELLINGTONBATTERY.COM AND IS CURRENTLY BEING RE-DONE BY ENERGIZER ANY QUESTIONS , OR YOU WOULD LIKE TO BUY BATTERIES, PLEASE EMAIL ME AT [email protected] THANKS FOR ALL YOUR EMAILS.. REGARDS, BRUCE PS..FOR THE PERSON, (NO-NAME MENTIONED) THAT SENT ME AN EMAIL ABOUT MY BATTERIES BEING STOLEN AND A QUICK WAY OF GETTING CASH, KISS MY A#$SS |