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PeterS (Peters)
Intermediate Member
Username: Peters

Post Number: 1568
Registered: 1-2003
Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 12:00 am:   

Ben...PSK is 100% correct. Thats life..Period.

BRUCE: I also thought this was a Green post!!! LOL
Adam (Fasttalk)
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Username: Fasttalk

Post Number: 284
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 10:32 pm:   

I bought my wife one of these :-)

Adam
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PSk (Psk)
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Username: Psk

Post Number: 964
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 10:00 pm:   

Owe well can't be right all the time :-)

Maybe she doesn't like driving the SUV either .... hahahaha

Pete
MarkPDX (Markpdx)
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Username: Markpdx

Post Number: 773
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 9:10 pm:   

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benedict caiola (Benedict)
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Username: Benedict

Post Number: 13
Registered: 9-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 8:56 pm:   

Psk, you got it all wrong. I just didn't want to drive the SUV (can you blame me?). I wanted to follow her and the kids down to the beach but in the 355. Yes Paul,I am related to Benny, he is my Uncle and the guy who sparked my interest in Ferraris. Mark, great picture, I've got to print that out. Green, my wife and I are both attorneys and equal contributors to both business and family. Now get to bed, you have to get up early for school! Don't forget you have show and tell tomorrow!
Adam (Fasttalk)
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Username: Fasttalk

Post Number: 280
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 8:41 pm:   

When my wife gets PMS, I also get to PMS...Pack My Suitcase :-)

Adam
MarkPDX (Markpdx)
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Username: Markpdx

Post Number: 772
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 7:51 pm:   

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PSk (Psk)
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Username: Psk

Post Number: 963
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 7:47 pm:   

Or a 456 ...

Pete
Jay Grande (Jay)
Intermediate Member
Username: Jay

Post Number: 1512
Registered: 10-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 7:42 pm:   

Or a GT4! :-)
Ben Cannon (Artherd)
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Username: Artherd

Post Number: 955
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 7:20 pm:   

Ben- Get a Mondial!

Best!
Ben.
PSk (Psk)
Member
Username: Psk

Post Number: 962
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 7:12 pm:   

Ben,

Actually IMO she was upset that you wanted to perform a complete selfish task and did NOT want to be with YOUR family.

You are a Dad Ben, your family (children) SHOULD come before a piece of metal and rubber ... even though it a Ferrari.

So your wife was visioning a lovely family day ... and you could not even take the time to enjoy your it!!!!

Man I think you got away lightly ... come on drive the Ferrari to work and back, then you can enjoy your families company in the weekends.

Just my view, but us males are selfish bastards.
Pete
Paul Bianco (Paulie_b)
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Username: Paulie_b

Post Number: 856
Registered: 1-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 7:11 pm:   

Ben, are you related to Benny? I know him from down here in Florida when he comes to our FCA events.
Jack Habits (Ferraristuff)
Intermediate Member
Username: Ferraristuff

Post Number: 1084
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 7:08 pm:   

Maybe she referred to the new Schedoni penis leather luggage sets for Ferraris?

They seem to fit in your pocket but when your wife rubs gently them, they become weekend bags...

GRINNNNNNNNNNNN

Jack
G. Green (Mr_green)
Member
Username: Mr_green

Post Number: 400
Registered: 8-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 6:55 pm:   

Tell them to get a job and pay the bills. Then you will give them all the attention they want!
Mario B (Lawwdog)
Junior Member
Username: Lawwdog

Post Number: 167
Registered: 12-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 6:52 pm:   

Benedict:

I too have heard something similar to the Penis Car...I instead got "See if your Ferrari gets you off like I can".

My interpretation of this and your wife's comment is this:

I believe it boils down to your wife/my wife need attention..we are not "giving it to them enough."


Respectfully,

Mario
G. Green (Mr_green)
Member
Username: Mr_green

Post Number: 399
Registered: 8-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 6:45 pm:   

I wouldn't touch that one with a 10 foot pole
(No pun Intended)
rob ferretti (Robiferretti)
Member
Username: Robiferretti

Post Number: 367
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 6:30 pm:   

Its been said that people driving flashy sports cars buy them because they are lacking in the pants (if you know what I mean) Now usually this is shrugged off because its people that dont know you saying that, but when your wife says it I definately wouldn't go around telling people LOL
Barry Wolinsky (308gtb)
Member
Username: 308gtb

Post Number: 691
Registered: 2-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 5:41 pm:   

pms
Gordo A. (Gordo)
Junior Member
Username: Gordo

Post Number: 172
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 5:36 pm:   

Speaking of the appendage, here in the UK (like you boys) it is possible to purchase custom plates.

A few months back this guy went buy, licence registration: PEN1S. Somehow I don't think he gets the reaction he expected...
Patrick Denonville (Arizonaguy)
Member
Username: Arizonaguy

Post Number: 664
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 5:33 pm:   

you don't want to know what I think she meant...
Gordo A. (Gordo)
Junior Member
Username: Gordo

Post Number: 171
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 5:28 pm:   

Maybe its an issue of grammar, perhaps she was listing your valuables in order then threw you out, eg "Take your penis, car, and go!"

Sounds feasible to me...

G. Green (Mr_green)
Member
Username: Mr_green

Post Number: 392
Registered: 8-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 5:26 pm:   

Let me translate female talk into English.
She is basically telling you that your F-car is
a extension of your penis.
Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member
Username: Bws88tr

Post Number: 3015
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 5:23 pm:   

MAYBE "PENIS CAR" WAS AN ATTRACTOR FOR THE OPPOSITE SEX...IS YOUR WIFE, THE JEALOUS TYPE??

BTW, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A "GREEN POST" YOU GOT ME
Ernesto (T88power)
Intermediate Member
Username: T88power

Post Number: 1740
Registered: 2-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 5:17 pm:   

I dont understand... were you all going to fit into the 355? Or were you going on the FCar, and make her drive the SUV as well?

Ernesto
benedict caiola (Benedict)
New member
Username: Benedict

Post Number: 12
Registered: 9-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 5:15 pm:   

I recently had an argument with my wife because
she wanted me to drive the SUV with her and the kids to the beach. Since it was a gorgeous day I insisted on driving my F355 Spider. As she stormed away, she yelled "take your PENIS CAR and go!!". What did she mean by that?

Ben(NJ)
"Spider-man"

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