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Eric Eiland (Eric308gtsiqv)
Member
Username: Eric308gtsiqv

Post Number: 981
Registered: 11-2001
Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 7:28 am:   

Remembered seeing this posted on a dorm room door back in college days around exam time:

"The more you study, the more you know....The more you know, the more you forget....The more you forget, the less you know....So why study???"
Jonas Petersen (Karsten335)
Member
Username: Karsten335

Post Number: 590
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 11:22 pm:   

"Mo' Money, Mo' Money, Mo' Money" - Phillip Banks
Frederick Thomas (Fred)
Member
Username: Fred

Post Number: 816
Registered: 2-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 11:12 pm:   

"The beauty of the soul shines out when a man bears with composure one heavy mischance after another, not because he does not feel them , but because he is a man of high and heroic temper-Aristotle
Steven Duke (Sduke)
New member
Username: Sduke

Post Number: 35
Registered: 3-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 9:53 pm:   

You are only young once.........but you can be childish all your life.

unknown

Second place is the first place loser.

my dad

steve
Ben Cannon (Artherd)
Member
Username: Artherd

Post Number: 956
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 9:32 pm:   

"Everything that can be invented � has already been invented"
-Mr. Charles Duell, Commissioner, US Patent Office, 1899.
Wade Nunez(FortuneMotors) (308nut)
Member
Username: 308nut

Post Number: 282
Registered: 7-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 9:17 pm:   

"What cowards makest of us frail Humans when the soul is stained with guilt"'



Wade
Dan Gordon (Ferruccio)
Junior Member
Username: Ferruccio

Post Number: 222
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 8:21 pm:   

"Imagination is more important the Knowlege"

Albert Einstien
Ed P. (Ebp)
Junior Member
Username: Ebp

Post Number: 246
Registered: 12-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 5:50 pm:   

"Be nice to the people you meet on the way up the ladder, because you're going to meet the same people on the way down the ladder" Ralph Kramden
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed

Post Number: 6637
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 5:08 pm:   

"The pen is mightier than the sword." - i have no idea
dave handa (Davehanda)
Intermediate Member
Username: Davehanda

Post Number: 1917
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 5:07 pm:   

"This is the law:
The purpose of fighting is to win.
There is no possible victory in defense.
The sword is more important than the shield
and skill is more important than either.
The final weapon is the brain.
All else is supplemental."

John Steinbeck
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed

Post Number: 6635
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 5:02 pm:   

"Des, i quit cigars and scotch the night the Countessa got sick in the Bugatti." - James Glickenhaus
That's one of my all time favorites...
Rosso (Redhead)
Member
Username: Redhead

Post Number: 417
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 4:55 pm:   

Gordo--you reminded me of one..

Roses are red and ready for Plucking
Girls out of high school ready for______

College

Last heard by Jackie the Joke Man Martling.

dave handa (Davehanda)
Intermediate Member
Username: Davehanda

Post Number: 1916
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 4:51 pm:   

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." Robert A. Heinlein
Gordo A. (Gordo)
Junior Member
Username: Gordo

Post Number: 170
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 4:45 pm:   

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. :-Oscar Levant
Jeremiah M. Burke (Bullfrog)
Junior Member
Username: Bullfrog

Post Number: 113
Registered: 6-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 4:41 pm:   

"Never rub another mans Roobarb"

(Jack Nickolson)

"Don't scold your tongue on another mans soup"

(I forgot)
Rosso (Redhead)
Member
Username: Redhead

Post Number: 415
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 4:19 pm:   

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEER..


-Homer Simpson
Gordo A. (Gordo)
Junior Member
Username: Gordo

Post Number: 167
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 4:03 pm:   

Ferrari Hankerchief: "Do you know where I can buy one. I want to blow my nose in style." : Classic Mr. Green
BobD (Bobd)
Intermediate Member
Username: Bobd

Post Number: 1537
Registered: 3-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 3:52 pm:   

"Never pet a burning dog"

- Little Elmo and the Mambo Kings
Jeremiah M. Burke (Bullfrog)
Junior Member
Username: Bullfrog

Post Number: 112
Registered: 6-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 3:41 pm:   

"My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumb ass"

(Samuel L. Jackson)
Jerry W. (Tork1966)
Member
Username: Tork1966

Post Number: 994
Registered: 7-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 2:58 pm:   

"Beer is good".....Jerry Wiersma 1982 (when I turned 16). :-)
Mark (Markg)
Member
Username: Markg

Post Number: 607
Registered: 2-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 2:54 pm:   

The illegal we do immediately; the unconstitutional takes a little longer� � Henry Kissinger

�Convicting the guilty is easy; it�s the innocent that�s tough� � sign alleged to be in the Dallas County DA�s office

�Unless we put medical freedom in the Constitution, the time will come when medicine will organize itself into an undercover dictatorship� � Dr. Benjamin Rush, signer of the Declaration of Independence

�It ain�t so much from knowin�, as it is from knowin� so much that ain�t so� - ?
dave handa (Davehanda)
Intermediate Member
Username: Davehanda

Post Number: 1911
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 2:28 pm:   

"A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing" Unknown
dave handa (Davehanda)
Intermediate Member
Username: Davehanda

Post Number: 1910
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 2:25 pm:   

"A citizen of American will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election." Bill Vaughan 1960's or 70's
Craig Dewey (Craigfl)
Member
Username: Craigfl

Post Number: 686
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 2:23 pm:   

A mediocre man is always at his best
dave handa (Davehanda)
Intermediate Member
Username: Davehanda

Post Number: 1909
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 2:21 pm:   

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time for no good reason." Deep Thought by Jack Handy, Saturday Night Live
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed

Post Number: 6630
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 2:17 pm:   

"i'm a fan of man...!!!" - Al Pacino as the Devil in Devil's Advocate.

"if i was the man i was 5 years ago, I'D TAKE A FLAME THROWER TO THIS PLACE...!!!" - Al Pacino, Scent of a Woman.

"Lost in suburbia hell, where are we...?" - the dude driving the stolen SUV in Gone In 60 Seconds.
Thomas Saupe (Tom_s)
Junior Member
Username: Tom_s

Post Number: 81
Registered: 1-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 2:15 pm:   

When I was a boy, I was told that anybody could become president; I'm beginning to believe it.
Clarence Darrow
Wade Nunez(FortuneMotors) (308nut)
Member
Username: 308nut

Post Number: 281
Registered: 7-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 2:14 pm:   

Let us not forget the best quote of all.

"First rule of Italian driving, what is a behind us does not a matter".

Raul Julia orignial "Gumball Rally" Rest in Peace


Wade
www.fortunemotors.com
www.308qvregister.com
dave handa (Davehanda)
Intermediate Member
Username: Davehanda

Post Number: 1908
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 2:13 pm:   

"A gun is a tool, Marian, no better, no worse than any other tool, an ax, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it, remember that." Alan Ladd in "Shane"
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed

Post Number: 6628
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 2:12 pm:   

"i couldn't sell sex to the navy." - Augustine Staino, having a bad day at work.
dave handa (Davehanda)
Intermediate Member
Username: Davehanda

Post Number: 1907
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 2:10 pm:   

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." Last words of Union commander General John Sedgwick, spoken as he was watching enemy troops at the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House.
dave handa (Davehanda)
Intermediate Member
Username: Davehanda

Post Number: 1906
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 2:06 pm:   

"diapers and polititians must be changed often, and for the same reason"
dave handa (Davehanda)
Intermediate Member
Username: Davehanda

Post Number: 1905
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 2:05 pm:   

"Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot either..." from a "Ferrarilister"
dave handa (Davehanda)
Intermediate Member
Username: Davehanda

Post Number: 1904
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 2:02 pm:   

"you see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy." Erica Jong

"If you take out all the killings, Washington has a very very low crime rate." Marion Barry, former mayor of Washington, DC

"don't discourage the boy, Marge. Weaseling out of things is an important skill to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...well, except the weasel." Homer J. Simpson
Mark (Markg)
Member
Username: Markg

Post Number: 606
Registered: 2-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 1:57 pm:   

"Does it always sound like that?!" - my 15 year old cousin on her first ride in my 308
Phil Bryson (Phildo)
Junior Member
Username: Phildo

Post Number: 130
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 1:44 pm:   

"I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
G.S. Patton
Jason W (Pristines4)
Member
Username: Pristines4

Post Number: 705
Registered: 12-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 1:32 pm:   

"The only constant is change."
Terry Springer (Tspringer)
Member
Username: Tspringer

Post Number: 811
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 1:32 pm:   

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who watch it happen, those who wonder what happened, and those who MAKE it happen". --- UNKNOWN

"Peace and Love are here to stay.
Now I can wake up and face the day.
Happy, Happy, Happy... all the time!
SHOCK TREATMENT, I'm doing fine!" ---- Joey Ramone
Mark (Markg)
Member
Username: Markg

Post Number: 605
Registered: 2-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 1:17 pm:   

�Is our children learning�

�I haven�t voted since 1964, when I voted for Lyndon Johnson, the peace candidate� � Gore Vidal

�Live free or die!�

�I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I don�t believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone� � HL Mencken

� The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and governments to gain ground� � Thomas Jefferson

�Give me chastity and self restraint � but don�t give it yet� � St. Agustine




Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member
Username: Bws88tr

Post Number: 3005
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 1:15 pm:   

"MAN GO TO SLEEP WITH ITCHY ARSE, WAKE UP WITH SMELLY FINGERS".. .MI SU BISHI
Eric Brigham (Ebrigham)
Junior Member
Username: Ebrigham

Post Number: 70
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 1:11 pm:   

"tastes like chicken"

Kermit the Frog
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed

Post Number: 6621
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 1:08 pm:   

"Only a fool tests the water with both feet." - old Chinese proverb.

"Home is where the chicken & ribs are; let's order out!" - on a refrigerator magnet for some take-out place.
M.J. Callie (Dream_cars)
Junior Member
Username: Dream_cars

Post Number: 91
Registered: 5-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 1:07 pm:   

"Like the song says, we all have our bad days" - Joe Dirt
Tim N (Timn88)
Advanced Member
Username: Timn88

Post Number: 3423
Registered: 6-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 12:34 pm:   

"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary".
-Vince Lombardi

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best- even when no one is looking."
i dont know who said it

and then, one by a family member, who i never met because i wasnt alive-
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it's dressed in overalls and looks like work."
Craig Dewey (Craigfl)
Member
Username: Craigfl

Post Number: 685
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 12:25 pm:   

The mills of the gods grind exceedingly slow, yet exceedingly fine..... ??
Anka (Mechanka)
Junior Member
Username: Mechanka

Post Number: 75
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 12:18 pm:   

"When you lead with your as-s, you're as-sking for trouble"
Wade Nunez(FortuneMotors) (308nut)
Member
Username: 308nut

Post Number: 280
Registered: 7-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 11:54 am:   

"Prepraredness for war is the most efficient means of keeping the peace". George Washington

" There is no honor in a battle of wits with and unarmed opponent". ??


Wade
www.fortunemotors.com
www.308qvregister.com
Tim N (Timn88)
Advanced Member
Username: Timn88

Post Number: 3421
Registered: 6-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 11:48 am:   

"If you believe in yourself and have
dedication and pride--and never quit, you'll be a winner.
The price of victory is high but so are the rewards."
-Paul "Bear" Bryant





Adam (Fasttalk)
Member
Username: Fasttalk

Post Number: 278
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 11:46 am:   

"Can't we all just get along?"
Rodney King :-)
dave handa (Davehanda)
Intermediate Member
Username: Davehanda

Post Number: 1898
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 11:07 am:   

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open your mouth and remove all doubt" Abraham Lincoln
Jaime T. Ferraris are sex on wheels (Chevarri)
Junior Member
Username: Chevarri

Post Number: 184
Registered: 1-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 10:55 am:   

"Honor is reflected in ones deeds, in action bespeaks of cowardice"
Kds (Kds)
Junior Member
Username: Kds

Post Number: 209
Registered: 5-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 10:55 am:   

"For those who have fought for it and almost died, life has a flavor the protected will never know"

"You were born to die"
Lou B (Toby91)
Member
Username: Toby91

Post Number: 328
Registered: 4-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 10:53 am:   

'I didn't have sex with that woman" Bubba
Ed P. (Ebp)
Junior Member
Username: Ebp

Post Number: 244
Registered: 12-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 10:50 am:   

"It is better to remain silent and thought stupid, than to speak up and remove all doubt"
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed

Post Number: 6619
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 10:49 am:   

From the Scooby Doomsday archives:

"When did toll people start carrying guns...?" (said to a cop working in a toll booth).

"Do ovaries have yolks...?"

"i don't wanna be with someone like me, 'cause then it would be like dating myself and i'm the last person i wanna be with."

More, later...
Gordo A. (Gordo)
Junior Member
Username: Gordo

Post Number: 166
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 10:18 am:   

"If something apprears too good to be true, it probably is"
Phil Bryson (Phildo)
Junior Member
Username: Phildo

Post Number: 129
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 9:47 am:   

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion, without the discomfort of thought"
JFK
William Huber (Solipsist)
Intermediate Member
Username: Solipsist

Post Number: 1326
Registered: 9-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 9:01 am:   

"You can't get blood from a stone unless you hit someone with it."
Johnny Bravo (Ben) (Johnny_bravo)
Junior Member
Username: Johnny_bravo

Post Number: 74
Registered: 7-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 8:30 am:   

"Don't tease, aim to please" - from the underside of the bottle cap from a bottle of Magic Hat #9 :-)
Gordo A. (Gordo)
Junior Member
Username: Gordo

Post Number: 162
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 8:21 am:   

Joseph

Nice one. Who said that?
Joseph (Mojo)
Member
Username: Mojo

Post Number: 319
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 8:18 am:   

Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.
Frank Parker (Parkerfe)
Advanced Member
Username: Parkerfe

Post Number: 3014
Registered: 9-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 7:14 am:   

"Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." Vince Lombardi
Gordo A. (Gordo)
Junior Member
Username: Gordo

Post Number: 160
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 6:14 am:   

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin
Thomas I (Wax)
Member
Username: Wax

Post Number: 383
Registered: 7-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 5:57 am:   

Beware the fury of a patient man.
- John Dryden
Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member
Username: Bws88tr

Post Number: 2997
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 4:57 am:   

"KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE, BUT YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER"..........JOHN GOTTI
Mr. Doody (Doody)
Intermediate Member
Username: Doody

Post Number: 1783
Registered: 11-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 4:54 am:   

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

George Bernard Shaw

doody.
Jeff B. (Miltonian)
Member
Username: Miltonian

Post Number: 601
Registered: 12-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 4:00 am:   

Another great quote:
"I fired two warning shots - one in the lung, and one in the liver".
Dr. Richard B. Drooz, NYCUpload
Michael (Mtabije)
Member
Username: Mtabije

Post Number: 300
Registered: 10-2001
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 2:18 am:   

Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.- USMC rules of engagement
Gordo A. (Gordo)
Junior Member
Username: Gordo

Post Number: 159
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 2:06 am:   

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city." -George Burns.
Jeff B. (Miltonian)
Member
Username: Miltonian

Post Number: 599
Registered: 12-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 1:54 am:   

"The Large Print Giveth, And The Small Print Taketh Away" - Tom Waits
DGS (Dgs)
Member
Username: Dgs

Post Number: 341
Registered: 5-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 1:26 am:   

- "There's no limit to what you can accomplish, if you don't insist on getting credit for it" - Anonymous

- "He that would give up his liberty for a little temporary security deserves neither liberty nor security" - Benjamin Franklin

- "A real man wants two things: danger and play. Therefore he wants woman as the most dangerous plaything" - Neitzsche
DL (Darth550)
Member
Username: Darth550

Post Number: 354
Registered: 7-2003
Posted on Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 10:14 pm:   

"Only believe half of what you hear/read and don't sweat the small stuff."

DL
Kenny Herman (Kennyh)
Intermediate Member
Username: Kennyh

Post Number: 1258
Registered: 8-2001
Posted on Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 10:01 pm:   

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
Patrick Denonville (Arizonaguy)
Member
Username: Arizonaguy

Post Number: 662
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 9:59 pm:   

"mo' power = mo' betta"-Mr.D, my auto teacher.
Jason W (Pristines4)
Member
Username: Pristines4

Post Number: 702
Registered: 12-2002
Posted on Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 9:56 pm:   

What's yours?

Mine are:

-"One can never consent to creap, when one feels an impulse to soar."
-"Don't let anyone every make you feel like you don't deserve what you want."
-"True love cannot be found where it does not truly exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does."

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