| Author | Message | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 7001 Registered: 8-2002 |
Thank you, Mark, i was disheartened by this as i like Robin Williams... Glad it's crap - just like the jokes... | ||
| Faisal Khan (Tvrfreak)
Member Username: Tvrfreak Post Number: 922 Registered: 3-2003 |
Mark, thanks. I knew it was too dull to be Robin Williams material. | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 918 Registered: 4-2003 |
Snopes | ||
| Amir (Amir)
Junior Member Username: Amir Post Number: 190 Registered: 2-2003 |
Yes, it's really sad that humans do that to each other. Robin Williams was performing in London once at some very fancy gig and he pointed to a very well-dressed lady in the audience and complimented her on the sparkling diamond she was wearing. As the audience oohed and aahed, he said, "You could feed Thailand for a week with that...!" | ||
| Evan Jones (Jonesn)
Junior Member Username: Jonesn Post Number: 135 Registered: 8-2002 |
It sounds silly, but alot of that is very true. The fact that most food and medical aid sent by us ends up with their army or rebel groups is such a kick in the ass to our efforts. | ||
| Amir (Amir)
Junior Member Username: Amir Post Number: 188 Registered: 2-2003 |
I usually find Robin Williams really funny. This didn't tickle me too much. Wonder if he will enroll in any of the following classes in this beauty school he's promoting: Back-shaving 101 (extra-credit: Hairy Shoulders Weekend Clinic) Walking Without Using Minced Steps - Yes, It's Possible (pre-requisite: Ridding Your Closet Of Pants That Look Like Pajamas) Grimace Free in 2003 | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Intermediate Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 1095 Registered: 2-2002 |
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| Dale W Spradling (Drtax)
Member Username: Drtax Post Number: 442 Registered: 4-2003 |
Sounds good to me. I'm changing my telepathic vote for Arnold to Robin William as I type. (Note that California now allows telepathic voting. If you think it and believe it, it will come true.) Mahatma DrTax | ||
| Vince (Manatee)
Member Username: Manatee Post Number: 348 Registered: 6-2002 |
I did a search on Robin Williams and didn't see this posted here before, so excuse me if it has been posted. Subject: Robin Williams Plan Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan: 1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never"interfere" again. 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We will station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence. 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France should welcome them. 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. NO ONE! If you don't like it there, change it yourself an! d don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. The Sierra Club, etc. will have to deal with it. 7. Offer Sau! di Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9. We will ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would ma! ke a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. Now, ain't that a winner of a plan? "The Statue of Liberty will no longer say 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses longing to be free.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" - HAVE A GREAT DAY! |