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Author Message Pat Pasqualini (Enzo) Intermediate Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 1132 Registered: 2-2002 Posted on Sunday, October 12, 2003 - 8:53 pm:    THE BUTTNUT Man that is one of my favorites. Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr) Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 3247 Registered: 4-2002 Posted on Sunday, October 12, 2003 - 5:08 pm:    ALL YOU GUYS ARE GOME..LOOK WHAT I STARTED THERE , NIPS Nibblesworth (Nebulaclass) Member Username: Nebulaclass Post Number: 696 Registered: 11-2002 Posted on Saturday, October 11, 2003 - 2:53 pm:    JERKYS Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328) Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 540 Registered: 4-2003 Posted on Saturday, October 11, 2003 - 2:11 pm:    YOU'RE THE PIANO TUNING GUY RIGHT? YEAH, THE BUTTNUT. Pat Pasqualini (Enzo) Intermediate Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 1131 Registered: 2-2002 Posted on Saturday, October 11, 2003 - 12:51 pm:    Sinatra that ••••! he checked out and ever gave me my 200 Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328) Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 536 Registered: 4-2003 Posted on Saturday, October 11, 2003 - 9:34 am:    I'VE BEEN WORKING THAT SH*T SO LONG THAT I CAN EAT THE F*CKING SH*T. I EAT IT, I PUT MUSTARD ON IT AND EAT THE F*CKING SH*T! TC (Houston) (Tec) Member Username: Tec Post Number: 281 Registered: 2-2002 Posted on Saturday, October 11, 2003 - 7:38 am:    R-I-Z . . . Z-O. Thomas I (Wax) Member Username: Wax Post Number: 540 Registered: 7-2003 Posted on Saturday, October 11, 2003 - 6:53 am:    OH, NO[EXCLAMATION MARK] MY KEYBOARD'S CAP LOCK KEY IS BROKEN TOO[EXCLAMATION MARK] WOULDN'T IT BE TERRIBLE IF EVERYONE SENT ME 25 BUCKS[QUESTION MARK] I'D END UP WITH ENOUGH LEFT OVER TO NOT ONLY BUY A KEYBOARD, BUT A ROOTIN'-TOOTIN'-SCOOTIN' FERRARI[EXCLAMATION MARK] Corey Feldman (Meatballs_4) New member Username: Meatballs_4 Post Number: 15 Registered: 9-2003 Posted on Saturday, October 11, 2003 - 6:18 am:    Who am I speaking to? This is Frank Rizzo. Who? FRANK RIZZO, OPEN YA F#@KING EARS JACKASS!!!! Amir (Amir) Junior Member Username: Amir Post Number: 246 Registered: 2-2003 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 10:23 pm:    CRAZY SILLY OR SILLY PUTTY? 555 BYE BYE BABY. Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr) Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 3244 Registered: 4-2002 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 10:05 pm:    ELLEN WAIT FOR THE MAIL ACTUALLY I WAS USING MY WIFES COMPUTER FOR THAT ONE(NO CAPS) AND I WENT TO CAPS TO PISS OFF ED GAULT...REMEMBER HIM...WHEN IT STAYED WITH ME DAVE WOULD YOU LIKE MY SS# TO SPEED UP THE PROCESS.... "IS THIS SILLYS PIZZA? OR THE "PIANO TUNER" allan fiedler (Allanlambo) Intermediate Member Username: Allanlambo Post Number: 1244 Registered: 6-2002 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 9:50 pm:    Bruce, take the money and buy yourself some new shorts! Amir (Amir) Junior Member Username: Amir Post Number: 245 Registered: 2-2003 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 9:43 pm:    VERY ANGRY. Amir (Amir) Junior Member Username: Amir Post Number: 244 Registered: 2-2003 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 9:42 pm:    THIS IS FRED. I AM THE SOOPA. I AM CALLING FROM ACROSS THE WAY. NOW HALF THESE TILES, THEY'RE BROKEN. I AM GONNA COME UP THERE AND BREAK SOME NOSES. I DON'T GO WITH THAT BROKEN SH!T. WHAT DO YOU SAY, JERKY, WANT ME TO COME UP OR SHOULD I SEND FREDDIE? ALSO, I WAS LIED TO AND PUMMELLED ABOUT THE SHOULDERS. IT'S GIVING ME A HEADACHE. Nebula Class (Nebulaclass) Member Username: Nebulaclass Post Number: 693 Registered: 11-2002 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 9:34 pm:    Here it is Rob - http://www.ferrarichat.com/discus/messages/256121/178491.html#POST111188 Nebula Class (Nebulaclass) Member Username: Nebulaclass Post Number: 692 Registered: 11-2002 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 9:33 pm:    Hey Rob - I just found an OOOOOLD post from Bruce and it wasn't in caps... Makes you go hmmmm..... Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400) Intermediate Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 2170 Registered: 12-2002 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 9:33 pm:    LMAO! Dave that was a classic!! Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6) Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 996 Registered: 2-2003 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 9:32 pm:    Rob, no.. but she did drift into CAPS a few times to keep our spirits up. I had just joined the board around that time. Rob Lay (Rob328gts) Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 6551 Registered: 12-2000 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 9:28 pm:    DAMN, HECK WITH FERRARIS, THIS IS NOW FUNNYCHAT.COM. I'M CRACKING UP. Not to be a conspiracy theorist, but when Bruce's wonderful wife had to type for him, were there all caps? I can't remember. Dave (Maranelloman) Advanced Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 2985 Registered: 1-2002 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 9:23 pm:    MISTER WELLINGTON, I REPRESENT HIS SERENE MAJESTY, HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS, HIS POOFY POMPADOUR, THE THIRD CROWN PRINCE OF NIGERIA. HIS SUPINE JELLYBELLY HUMBLY REQUESTS YOUR HELP IN A MATTER OF GLOBAL SIGNIFICANCE TO OUR POOR COUNTRY. YOU SEE, THERE IS $84,700,000 LOCKED IN A BANK ON BACKWATER, SASKATCHEWAN, AND THIS BANK WILL ONLY TRANSFER HIS EMINENCE'S MONEY INTO ANOTHER BANK ACCOUNT IN NORTH AMERICA. SO HIS LARDBUTTED LORDSHIP HAS INSTRUCTED ME TO HUMBLY ASK FOR YORU ASSISTANCE IN FREEING THESE FUNDS IN ORDER TO HELP OUR STARVING PEOPLE. IF YOU WOULD RESPOND BACK WITH YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER AND ROUTING NUMBER, HIS DEPOSED DIGNITY WILL REWARD YOUR LOYALTY WITH A GIFT OF HIS GRATITUDE AMOUNTING TO $18,000,000........ Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr) Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 3243 Registered: 4-2002 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 9:16 pm:    THANKS WILLIAM HOW ABOUT IT JUGGY GALES...REMEMBER THE HUCKLEBUCK William Huber (Solipsist) Intermediate Member Username: Solipsist Post Number: 1353 Registered: 9-2001 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 9:03 pm:    BRUCE RULES!!!! Big Thanks for batteries & enjoy the Butter wax! Nebula Class (Nebulaclass) Member Username: Nebulaclass Post Number: 691 Registered: 11-2002 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 8:56 pm:    SO I TAKE THE GUYS HEAD AND I SLAM IT INTO THE HOOD OF THE CAR AND I SAYS "YOU GONNA BUY THIS CAR OR WHAT?" Amir (Amir) Junior Member Username: Amir Post Number: 243 Registered: 2-2003 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 8:44 pm:    I AM WRITING ABOUT THE JOB. YOU GOT A JOB OR NOT? I PAINT HOUSES. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET TOGETHER AND PAINT EACH OTHER UP? OH, AND LISTEN JERKY, I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO YOU. JUST TELL ME ABOUT THE JOB. RIGHT NOW. Nebula Class (Nebulaclass) Member Username: Nebulaclass Post Number: 690 Registered: 11-2002 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 8:38 pm:    YOU'LL GET SLAPPED SILLY ABOUT THE FACE, NECK, CHEST, BREAST, AND HEAD IF YOU KEEP IT UP. Amir (Amir) Junior Member Username: Amir Post Number: 242 Registered: 2-2003 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 8:36 pm:    ALRIGHT LIVERLIPS, BUT BRING YOUR SHOES AND GLASSES. Mike B (Srt_mike) Member Username: Srt_mike Post Number: 379 Registered: 12-2002 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 8:34 pm:    If Bruce stopped posting in caps, things wouldn't seem the same around here. If he ever breaks his keyboard, I'm going to buy a new one, disconnect the caps lock key, make sure it's always in caps-on mode, and send it to him. Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr) Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 3239 Registered: 4-2002 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 8:33 pm:    WWW.JERKYBOYS.COM Nebula Class (Nebulaclass) Member Username: Nebulaclass Post Number: 687 Registered: 11-2002 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 8:29 pm:    LOOK SIZZLE CHEST - ELLEN GETS NOTHING Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr) Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 3238 Registered: 4-2002 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 8:23 pm:    NEB- SUNNY LOL..YOU ASSNIPS BTW, ALL MONIES FOR THE KEYBOARD GO TO C/O ELLEN FIEDLER IN HAWAII BRUCE Nebula Class (Nebulaclass) Member Username: Nebulaclass Post Number: 686 Registered: 11-2002 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 8:21 pm:    LOOK BOTTLENOSE,,,, OUT WITH THE OLD< IN WITH THE NEW Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6) Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 991 Registered: 2-2003 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 8:16 pm:    GET OFF THE SAUCE... HE LIKES HIS KEYBOARD Nebula Class (Nebulaclass) Member Username: Nebulaclass Post Number: 684 Registered: 11-2002 Posted on Friday, October 10, 2003 - 8:09 pm:    SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS OR A PO BOX NUMBER. I"M SENDING YOU $25 BUX FOR A NEW KEYBOARD. I"M SERIOUS.