| Author | Message | ||
| Jason Biggs (Jason179)
New member Username: Jason179 Post Number: 7 Registered: 8-2002 |
 Thats awesome! | ||
| L. Wayne Ausbrooks (Lwausbrooks)
Junior Member Username: Lwausbrooks Post Number: 54 Registered: 8-2002 |
I've got to hand it to you Horsefly, I don't know what this site was like before you came along but I'm sure it wasn't nearly as entertaining! Smoke some for me while you're at it. | ||
| Frederick Thomas (Fred)
Member Username: Fred Post Number: 548 Registered: 2-2001 |
Thats funny! | ||
| Horsefly (Arlie)
Junior Member Username: Arlie Post Number: 148 Registered: 5-2002 |
For Sale: 308 GTS Ferrari. Recently purchased from individual owner (so that I, the wheeler dealer, could mark it up at least $10,000 and make a big fat profit for doing nothing to it.) Comes complete with chrome wheels, (because I took the original factory wheels off and sold them for more profit.) New tires (the cheapest off-brand that I could find.) New factory red paint (to cover up extensive body work done after the accident.) $3000 stereo system (which was installed 15 years ago and is totally obselete by today's standards. You can buy a stereo CD player at Wal-Mart any day of the week better than this one.) All major service done (done by Bubba down at the local garage.) New timing belts (straight out lie. Whose going to tear into the motor to verify?) Needs minor work (that should be MINER work, like you're going to have to DIG DEEP down into the engine to fix Bubba's hack job.) E-mail for pictures (the Adobe photoshop doctored photos aren't finished yet.) Call anytime (I'm desperate to unload this turkey gobbler) BR-549 |