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Charles Byrd (Vogel)
| | Posted on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 8:12 am: | |
Jerry, I know I haven't been coming to this site for a long time, but I have been a little off on my mood lately, and that made me laugh. I appeciate it, and I'm sure that everyone else here does also. Funny.
Charles |
'75 308 GT4 (Peter)
| | Posted on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 3:49 am: | |
We need more of these stories on this chat...
...Are you sure you weren't watching Seinfeld? I swear there was an episode like this once before... |
Warren E. Smith (Magoo)
| | Posted on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 12:00 am: | |
Good comment Doug. Just makes the scene funnier. Carazzzzzzy. MAGOO |
BretM (Bretm)
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 25, 2001 - 10:14 pm: | |
That is a classy story.
On the topic of randomness:
Who would win in a one on one football game, Ditika or God?
Trick question. Ditika is God.
funniest SNL ever |
Doug Meredith (Doug308)
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 25, 2001 - 9:25 pm: | |
Hey...The other day I was in my gym in San Jose and this guy spent 10 minutes bending over in the shower acting like he was looking for something to pick up and then proceeded to put on lady speed stick....Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Good story. A little bit of non homophobic humor is always good. |
Frederick Thomas (Fred)
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 25, 2001 - 7:32 pm: | |
Thats funny stuff!! I laughed out loud when you got the the part about the lady speed stick. |
Warren E. Smith (Magoo)
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 25, 2001 - 7:31 pm: | |
You are OK in my book. Learning to laugh at yourself is a virtue most people never acquire. I have always done it and I feel I am a happier and better person for it. That story should go in the Ferrari Chat Line Hall of Fame. Great laugh and Carazzzzzzzzy! |
Jerry Wiersma (Tork1966)
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 25, 2001 - 7:20 pm: | |
I figured there is no sense keeping it to myself. I called my wife at her office back in Mi. when I left the gym and told her the story and she was laughing so hard she was crying. She told me later that she laughed for the rest of the afternoon. Hey if you can't laugh at yourself, you are taking life TOO seriously!! Besides, I'll never see any of those people again....none of you were there that day were you? |
Warren E. Smith (Magoo)
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 25, 2001 - 6:50 pm: | |
JERRY, I'm proud of you. No other guy would admit to all that. Man that would be a entire show on Sienfeld having George using the shower. It really cracks me up. I love it!!!!!! MAGOO |
Danny R. West (Dan_West348ts)
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 25, 2001 - 5:59 pm: | |
Well Jerry!
I'd say you were enjoying one of your hobbies, the making people laugh hobby.
Dan |
Jerry Wiersma (Tork1966)
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 25, 2001 - 5:40 pm: | |
The weekend of June 22nd I was in San Jose, Ca. on business. I decided to go to the gym (I'm a workout freak) so I opened up the phone book and found a Bally's in Campbell, Ca. about 10 miles away. I proceed to the gym at about 7 a.m. and upon giving them my $10.00 for the day, I asked for a towel."You didn't bring one" she replied with a snippy ass tone. Nooooo I'm sorry I didn't. "We don't have towels...but we have paper towels!" she proclaimed, her voice rising at the end of the sentence like it was something she was proud of. "OK I said can I get a locker?" "We have lockers...but they don't lock." "OK can I get a lock" I said slowly like I was talking to an intellectually disadvantaged individual (aka MORON!) "I might have one." she said like she knew she did but wanted to make sure I knew that I was putting her out to get it for me. So I take the lock, I get a locker, I do my workout and everything is honky-dorey. I go into the locker room, I undress, I lock my locker and take the key with me into the 10 x 10 shower room where I am the only one in there. There is nowhere to set the key but on the floor, which I do. I then discover that my soap dispenser doesn't work so I have to move across the way to another shower where now there is another guy so by me moving next to him I look like a total homo( not that there is anything wrong with that). I take my shower so I'm clean, I'm refreshed and I am ready to get the hell out of there. I remembered that I left my key on the floor where there now is another big ole' stinky ass guy. I have to say "excuse me" and I proceed to bend down to get my key next to a big naked guy. The only problem is that I have very short finger nails and the floor is smooth as hell...I CAN'T PICK THE GO***** KEY UP!!! So here I am with what is now 6 other guys drilling holes in me with their eyes as I am trying for over 30 seconds to pick this key up (it felt like 2 hours) and so by now everyone is convinced of my gayness(not true of course..not that there is anything wrong with that). I finally got the key so I go to the end of the shower room and just 2 feet around the corner is the paper towel machine so I cannot hide as I "kerchunk, kerchunk, kerchunk" a frickin mile of paper towels out to dry myself off (of course all of my vanity and self respect had long since disappeared). I walk away and I've got little chunks of paper towel in my hair and on my ass and •••• and I walk over to my locker, open it up start to put my clothes on and I notice one of the guys that was in the shower is now next to me and he is staring at my gym bag. I'm thinking "what the hell are you looking at" and I look down and my Lady Speed Stick (that my wife had inadvertantly packed for me) was lying there with the label facing upward. He looks at me as his eyebrows come together and by now I am ready for death. I packed up my crap and just about ran out the door.
Sad but true,
Jerry |
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