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| KH (H00kem)
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Guys, I don't know why but after having read the threads on this one it reminded me of this little story! Enjoy. KH Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!" The wife chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?" | ||
| Dina (Ferrarigirl)
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Hey, if you can't marry your Ferrari, you could always get buried in it. Same result ! | ||
| Jim E (Jimpo1)
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My wife insists that every time she rides in my car that "I'm trying to scare her". Untrue. I simply drive it, sometimes very conservatively. She just can't get used to being 8 inches off the ground with the top off in 6 lanes of heavy traffic. The good news is, she has NO desire to drive it! | ||
| Martin (Miami348ts)
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I wonder if that is legal. There is States that allow gay marriages. How about if you want to marry your car? "With this Key, I promis to love you in sunny day as well as rainy days, change your oil every 2K and perform your service timely for as long as you shall crank!" | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
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priorities, priorities, priorities. | ||
| BretM (Bretm)
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All I can say is lol, and I'm glad to see someone else talks about their car like that. I was out with this girl that I've known for like two years and we were going somewhere in the 308 and she was like I hate it how when you accelerate hard and shift my head goes back and forth, I don't like riding in the Ferrari all the time why don't we take the jeep. I didn't talk to her for like 5-6 months after that. | ||
| William H (Countachxx)
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So I'm in the shoestore the other day with a friend waiting for the saleswoman to come back with some running shoes. She arrives halfway into a conversation. I was telling my friend, "I love her, she completes me, she fullfills me, I'm going to marry her" Saleswomans says,"I love to hear that" My friend tells her,"He's talking about his Ferrari 512TR" LOL  |