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Vince (Manatee)
New member
Username: Manatee
Post Number: 46
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 18, 2002 - 12:08 pm: | |
Very funny horsefly ! |
Racer 001 (Mr_0011)
Junior Member
Username: Mr_0011
Post Number: 136
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, September 14, 2002 - 5:40 pm: | |
LOL @ Horsefly. :D |
William Huber (Solipsist)
Member
Username: Solipsist
Post Number: 360
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 9:36 pm: | |
Horsefly, THAT RULES! |
bruce wellington (Bws88tr)
Member
Username: Bws88tr
Post Number: 847
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 8:30 pm: | |
horsefly
lol............ |
Horsefly (Arlie)
Junior Member
Username: Arlie
Post Number: 219
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 8:21 pm: | |
The similarities are chilling.
Lamborghini Diablo: radical styling
Bin Laden: radical terrorist
Lamborghini Diablo: high horsepower
Bin Laden: smells like a horse
Lamborghini Diablo: seldom seen on the road
Bin Laden: hasn't been seen in months
Lamborghini Diablo: bull on front hood
Bin Laden: bull comes out of his mouth
Lamborghini Diablo: most time spent in garage
wrapped in car cover
Bin Laden: most time spent in cave with head
wrapped in towel
Lamborghini Diablo: washed once a week
Bin Laden: bathes once a year
Lamborghini Diablo: requires EPA certification
Bin Laden: requires DOD extermination
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Bill Steele (Glassman)
Junior Member
Username: Glassman
Post Number: 92
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 8:09 pm: | |
Bin Laden has the devil up his ass, the diablo has it under the hood. |
Jack (Gilles27)
Member
Username: Gilles27
Post Number: 578
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 6:27 pm: | |
Please! What use does bin Laden have with a Diablo? Seeing as how he has, what is it, 77 virgins coming his way, he's in the market for a short-bus. As far as Ditka vs Diablo; Ditka has chunks of cars like that in his stool... |
Ryan Patrick Baker (Want_a_daytona)
New member
Username: Want_a_daytona
Post Number: 48
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 4:22 pm: | |
Trick question, Dikta is the devil! |
mrdigital (Mrdigital)
New member
Username: Mrdigital
Post Number: 4
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 3:03 pm: | |
what about coach Dikta vs a diablo |
Frank Parker (Parkerfe)
Intermediate Member
Username: Parkerfe
Post Number: 1337
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 1:45 pm: | |
I think bin Laden had a Diablo when he worked at his father's construction company. By the way, I read in F1 magazine that the bin Laden construction company had the lowest bid to build the new F1 track planned for somewhere in the Middle East. Do you think Bernie will go for that or will he chose principle over money at least one time ! |
Fred (Iluv4res)
Junior Member
Username: Iluv4res
Post Number: 102
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 1:40 pm: | |
Both are now aged, high maintenence, have an appetite for oil, dangerous in the wrong situations, difficult to understand, draw attention and look good in red (in the case of BL, blood red). |
Jim Schad (Jim_schad)
Junior Member
Username: Jim_schad
Post Number: 188
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 1:23 pm: | |
With all the talk about America vs the world I started wondering who would win a fight between bin Laden and a Lambo Diablo. Since they are both devils would it be a tie? Whose side would the USA be on and would we be just in picking a side? Perhaps we could remain neutral or just send aid to both parties secretly. Oil! Oil has to figure into this match in some way....I bet Clinton messed with the distributor cap.....
....Can we please get back to talking about pretty red cars that go fast? |