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Edward Gault (Irfgt)
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Username: Irfgt

Post Number: 2256
Registered: 2-2001
Posted on Friday, November 15, 2002 - 7:14 pm:   

Subject: Executive mgt.


An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of

buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The

waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug

of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of

manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks

out.



The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a

bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the

waiter, "Me want coffee."



The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We�re still cleaning up your mess from the

last time you were here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"



The Indian says, "Me in training for Executive Management job. Drink

coffee, shoot the schitt, and disappear

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