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ross koller (Ross)
Member
Username: Ross
Post Number: 650
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 4:54 am: | |
heres one:
viagra, get something straight between you and your partner. |
stu cordova (Balataboy)
Member
Username: Balataboy
Post Number: 393
Registered: 4-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 12:43 am: | |
Great top ten!! Hey Letterman, you watchin'?? |
DES (Sickspeed)
Intermediate Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 1758
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Monday, February 03, 2003 - 8:00 pm: | |
This is hilarious...!
How about that Pringles slogan (at least, i think it's Pringles): "Once you pop, yooooooooou, can't stop...!" |
Tom Bakowsky (Tbakowsky)
Junior Member
Username: Tbakowsky
Post Number: 199
Registered: 9-2002
| | Posted on Monday, February 03, 2003 - 12:28 pm: | |
How 'bout the chemical terms for Viagra?
1.mydicksadroopin
2.mycocksafail'n
3.mydicksashrink'n
4.dicksnotperform'n
5.etc.
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Lawrence Coppari (Lawrence)
Member
Username: Lawrence
Post Number: 490
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Monday, February 03, 2003 - 5:43 am: | |
A marketing company called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the manager, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
The top ten:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis... This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?
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