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Lawrence Coppari (Lawrence)
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Username: Lawrence
Post Number: 523
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 5:59 am: | |
Ha, ha. Good one. |
Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
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Username: Jordan747_400
Post Number: 404
Registered: 12-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 25, 2003 - 5:59 pm: | |
LOL! My dog understands english just fine, too bad he cant talk! |
Jerry W. (Tork1966)
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Username: Tork1966
Post Number: 496
Registered: 7-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 25, 2003 - 5:14 pm: | |
That is great! |
Dr Tommy Cosgrove (Vwalfa4re)
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Username: Vwalfa4re
Post Number: 595
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 25, 2003 - 5:06 pm: | |
good one |
Charles Barton (Airbarton)
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Username: Airbarton
Post Number: 315
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 25, 2003 - 8:59 am: | |
Very Funny! |
Anthony_Ferrari (Anthony_ferrari)
Junior Member
Username: Anthony_ferrari
Post Number: 159
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 25, 2003 - 8:46 am: | |
In Texas, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The
guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
You talk?" he asks.
Yep," the mutt replies.
So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I
wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no
time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with
spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport
to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and
was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm
just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog.
The owner says, "Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so
cheap?"
The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff" |
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