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John A. Suarez (Futureowner)
Member Username: Futureowner
Post Number: 578 Registered: 3-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 - 11:46 am: | |
Jim, I was just giving you some light hearted ribbing. I too would post a joke if I had one! |
Jim Schad (Jim_schad)
Member Username: Jim_schad
Post Number: 834 Registered: 7-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 - 8:40 am: | |
The joke was forwarded to me by my old assistant and I guess she didn't proof read it for accuracy. ;) And yes we do care about collateral damage. Nobody wants innocent people to die. Just a joke. |
John A. Suarez (Futureowner)
Member Username: Futureowner
Post Number: 575 Registered: 3-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 - 12:31 am: | |
"See, smart ass, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!" Not be be a SMART ASS, but Iraq has 22.5 million people. Only 7 countries in the world have more than 140 million people. |
ken rentiers (Rentiers)
Junior Member Username: Rentiers
Post Number: 175 Registered: 2-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 11:14 pm: | |
Art: I think you have to save the stuff yourself.
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arthur chambers (Art355)
Intermediate Member Username: Art355
Post Number: 1084 Registered: 6-2001
| Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 10:16 pm: | |
We need a repository of the animated stuff. Anyone with any ideas about where to save these? Art |
MFZ (Kiyoharu)
Junior Member Username: Kiyoharu
Post Number: 99 Registered: 2-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 9:49 pm: | |
Yes Ross, the US are gonna gas 'em up good. Probably with the same gas that was used in that Russian theater hostage incident that happened last year. Like Jim's joke so clearly states, who cares about them Iraqis? They're collateral damage, in the words of your government. |
Dr Tommy Cosgrove (Vwalfa4re)
Member Username: Vwalfa4re
Post Number: 804 Registered: 5-2001
| Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 10:57 am: | |
Thats funny |
Jim Schad (Jim_schad)
Member Username: Jim_schad
Post Number: 823 Registered: 7-2002
| Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 10:46 am: | |
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that's them," So the guy walks over and says, "wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III ," And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits. The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits? Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
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ross koller (Ross)
Member Username: Ross
Post Number: 823 Registered: 3-2002
| Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 9:48 am: | |
its a question of keeping them on their toes for one day too many....and the moon/clouds. saturday is still my bet. here's a question though; i keep seeing pictures and cnn footage of iraquis buying gas masks. do they think we're going to gas them or do they know something we don't? |
TomD (Tifosi)
Advanced Member Username: Tifosi
Post Number: 3011 Registered: 9-2001
| Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 9:46 am: | |
technically his time is up now as he has rejected the request to leave. no need to wait any longer |
John A (Jarends)
Junior Member Username: Jarends
Post Number: 199 Registered: 7-2001
| Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 7:12 am: | |
I'm with you guys 100%. I can't post what I think of the "anti-war" dopes and France (what can I say)they can go Sh*t in their hats. Every normal person hates war, but you can't live in peace with the evil these people (using the term loosely)believe in. |
William Huber (Solipsist)
Member Username: Solipsist
Post Number: 721 Registered: 9-2001
| Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 6:32 am: | |
48 hrs is not soon enough for me! |
ken rentiers (Rentiers)
Junior Member Username: Rentiers
Post Number: 169 Registered: 2-2003
| Posted on Monday, March 17, 2003 - 8:23 pm: | |
The Dixie Chicks have had their TX passports revoked.
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Dr Tommy Cosgrove (Vwalfa4re)
Member Username: Vwalfa4re
Post Number: 795 Registered: 5-2001
| Posted on Monday, March 17, 2003 - 7:17 pm: | |
He's got 2 days to pack and leave. Maybe the Dixie Chicks can rent him a room over in Texas. |