Ferrari Caption Contest

"I know I said I'd close the truck lid before I got in but guys. . ., give me a break!"

 

a full tank of gas split four ways between occupants $50bucks
lunch and 2 litres of Evian for that hot August day $25bucks
unable to get out and taking a leak in your friend's Ferrari.....priceless.

 

Cloaked in his 100% cotton Ricambi America t-shirt, a young Tillman was finally able to realize two life goals - amazingly at the same time: sit in a Ferrari and achieve ejaculation.

 

"Uh....sorry, Manny, I think my colostomy bag sprang a leak from all my squiggling around back here!"

 

"Upset by his seating assignment for 'the short trip up Highway 1' Tillman retaliates by urinating inside his friend's Ferrari"

 

another reason ferraris shouldn't have back seats.

 

"Why did they put the backup fuse for the relay for the starter solenoid behind the passenger seat?"

 

"Here's how I would have put out the fire.. [insert urination sound]"

 

"Owe! I think I found another screw."

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"The back seat is fine, its that damn front seat that gets in the way."

 

Excuse me, does this car come in a 3 XL?

 

I swear it was the leather that made that *fart* sound... see, I- hey, what is tha- whoa, I haven't seen my knob in years!

 

Oh, we're there? Wait up guys, I'm winning Istanbul on the Playstation!

 

Was the Trunk Monkey standard equipment for an 82 Mondial?

 

WTF? I figure thes cars cost about as much as a Rolls so they should come with the picnic tables in the back of the seats.

 

Ferrari's definition of "spacious" rear seating.

 

The Texas way of rear suspension testing

 

"I've had 3 burritos and a full can of baked beans. Watch what happens when I light a match!"


Sorry Manny.

 

"Don't worry little buddy - I'll make sure that seat back doesn't go any further"

 

Not an entry, but I really don't know how Farmerdave fit back there during the trip. My head's jammed against the headliner and the front seat won't sit upright. 4-seater, like hell. Maybe for anorexic amputees.

 

Dave's not an amputee!

 

This is one of the best caption contests in a long time...

rfking, TurboTodd, Noah, Software Drone and Jimpo - you guys almost made me fall out of my chair...!

 

I only crammed into the car when we took the car to the NJ DMV. About 7 minutes each way.

My ass was in one of the back seats, and my legs were draped over the center armrest with my feet on the other back seat. It totally sucked.

 

Testing the structural integrity of the rear seats

 

"How to install both active suspension and ballast for cheap!"