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  1. TheBigEasy

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    #1 TheBigEasy, Oct 18, 2006
    I was watching FoxNews today, and there is a rumor going around that Ken Lay faxed his death. They said that 48 million dollars has now gone "missing" and the wife says she has no idea what happened to it. Then I saw this article online:

    http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory?id=2580351

    Also, they say nobody has seen his body, he was quickly cremated after his "death". With 48 million you could pay off some cremators and some plastic surgeons to change your appearance.... very easy to fake a death.

    I always said when he first "died" that he is on a beach somewhere sipping Pina Coladas.
     
  2. Whisky

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    #2 Whisky, Oct 18, 2006
    I wonder if this is how Rob has somehow financed his SCCA runoffs effort ?

    I mean, Rob shows up with new parts, untested..........


    Things that make you go: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.







    (I'm kidding Rob)
     
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    #4 SefacHotRodder, Oct 19, 2006

    I actually remeber you saying that
     
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    #5 Mass_Media, Oct 19, 2006
    I heard you like kawk



    True story
     
  6. coolestkidever

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    #6 coolestkidever, Oct 19, 2006
    No way is he dead. He is in bora bora living the rest of his tainted life on a beach. what a way to go out.
     
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    #7 No Doubt, Oct 19, 2006
    To pull it off he'd have to have zero contact with his wife ever again.


    Oh, and he'd have to have beaten that heart attack!
     
  8. BMW.SauberF1Team

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    #8 BMW.SauberF1Team, Oct 19, 2006
    If Michael Jackson can rape boys and move to Dubai, so can Lay.

    Edit: Wait a second...I'm not saying Lay raped boys. Did he? Quite possibly.
     
  9. TheBigEasy

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    #9 TheBigEasy, Oct 19, 2006
    Here is the segment from the "Neil Cavuto: Your World" just on FoxNews, they have the guy that the movie "Catch me if you Can" was based on talking about it.

    The video in "Other Features" @:
    http://www.foxnews.com/yourworld/index.html
     
  10. TheBigEasy

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    #10 TheBigEasy, Oct 19, 2006
    They say he never had a heart condition... and let's see, be married to old hag and go to jail? or slip away and finish out your days privatly with hot 20 year old asian servants that work for $.05 an hour...
     
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    #11 ski_bum, Oct 19, 2006

    Is there a red stapler involved in this scenario? :)
     
  12. TheBigEasy

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    #12 TheBigEasy, Oct 19, 2006
    Haha, no. Ken is way to much of a hardass to be associated with that guy.
     
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    #13 UroTrash, Oct 19, 2006
    You know a judge rescinded his conviction because he had no chance to appeal. It apparently is customary to do that if the criminal dies before an appeal.


    So, his family gets to keep all the looted money.


    I didn't make that up.
     
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    #14 BMW.SauberF1Team, Oct 19, 2006
    There are and will be civil cases brought against the estate.
     
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    #15 Buzz48317, Oct 19, 2006
    Boys, Girls, Men, Women...he screwed them all
     
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    #17 Whisky, Oct 19, 2006

    Yes, there are several dozen civil cases pending.
    But it's pretty easy to sneak a million or two offshore and live in a small country for the rest of your life. Marlon Brando did (lived it, not sneaked it).

    I think KL is dead, though, just for the record.
     
  18. TheBigEasy

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    #18 TheBigEasy, Oct 19, 2006
    Yes, I heard that on the news too, they still want to get some cash back for the victims.... but they are gonna have a really tough time...
     
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    #19 TexasF355F1, Oct 19, 2006
    His in Guam with Tupac smokin' blunts and pullin' stunts.
     
  20. TheBigEasy

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    #20 TheBigEasy, Oct 19, 2006
    HAHA, with Elvis right?
     
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    #21 Whisky, Oct 19, 2006

    For the victims ? The Lawyers will be the only ones that get anything.

    Reminds me of an old song:

    'Here's one for you nineteen for me.........'
     
  22. TheBigEasy

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    #22 TheBigEasy, Oct 19, 2006
    Yes, very true. I lived in Houston when it all went down and had some friend's whos parents lost a lot of $$$.... sucks but it is what it is.

    And I still think Ken Lay is on a beach with his millions...
     
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    #23 Moving Chicane, Oct 19, 2006
    And Bruce Lee
     

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