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  1. KennyH

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    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061104/ap_on_en_tv/people_neil_patrick_harris;_ylt=Alidrre7rRpFONzZocUIT_QDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBhZDhxNDFzBHNlYwNtZW5ld3M-

     
  2. darth550

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    Kenny, Kenny, Kenny......

    Some things are better left unsaid! :)


    But at least we now know where he likes to House his Doogie! ;)
     
  3. QT3141

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    This puts Harold and Kumar in a whole new perspective. Remember the scenes with NPH where he was supposed to be playing himself? Evidently not. :D
     
  4. PAP 348

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    I always thought he a gay man trapped inside a straight mans body. :p:p
     
  5. Jsuit

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    This ruins "How I met your mother".

    I would be pretty annoyed if I were in the cast.
     
  6. Simon^2

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    I agree... ;)

    I was so bummed when I found out Kramer didn't really live across the hall from Jerry... The show sucked for me from then on...
     
  7. MikeZ_NJ

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    Perez Hilton has been writing about it all week; he was the one who outed him. Looks like it's just being confirmed now.

    Perez has good stuff on his site, but the whole "lets out every celebrity we can" schtick is getting old.
     
  8. fastliz

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    I love (not that way!) his character on how I met your mother! He's such a letch! (sp?) He makes the show, IMO.

    Mike
     
  9. Simba

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    He was in Rent in LA for some time. This.. surprises anyone? :p
     
  10. Whisky

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    What ?

    Santa Claus isn't real ??
     
  11. Alex_V

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    Hey, guys, thanks
    for picking me up.



    Excuse me,
    are you Neil Patrick Harris?


    Yep.


    - Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
    - Holy ****.


    Dude, Doogie Howser M. D. Was,
    like, my favorite show growing up.


    You were my idol.


    That's great. Could we get going?
    I'm bored as **** back here.


    - Go, go.
    - Let's go. This is a frickin' boring spot.



    So I gotta ask you, Neil,


    did you ever get it on
    with Wanda off the set?


    Dude, I humped every piece
    of ass ever on that show.


    Even the chick
    who played the hot nurse?


    No. I didn't go
    all the way with her.


    Neil, you wouldn't happen to know


    how to get on the highway
    from here, would you?


    Dude, I don't even know
    where the **** I am right now.


    I was at this party earlier tonight



    and some guy hooked me up
    with this incredible X.


    The next thing I know, I'm being
    thrown out of a moving car.


    - I've been tripping balls ever since.
    - That's crazy, dude.


    We've been having
    a pretty crazy night, too.


    We've just been driving around
    looking for White Castle,


    but we keep getting sidetracked.


    Yeah, dude, you fascinate me.


    Forget White Castle.
    Let's go get some *****.



    - Huh?
    - It's a ****in' sausage-fest in here.


    Let's get us some poontang.
    Then we'll go to White Castle.


    No, Neil, you don't understand.


    We've been craving
    these burgers all night.


    Yeah, I've been craving
    burgers, too... fur burgers.


    Come on, dudes, let's pick up
    some trim at a strip club.


    The Doogie line
    always works on strippers.


    Lap dance.


    There's a gas station.
    I'm gonna see if we can get directions.
     
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    Next up...

    Randy Travis
    Mike Meyers
    Bryan Adams
    Tom Cruise
    John Travolta
    Ricky Martin
    Kevin Spacey
    Anderson Cooper
    Clay Aiken
    Garth Brooks

    ...
     
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    Travolta! Ask any Russian bath house masseuse in LA about Johnny's special offer! ;)
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  15. Senna1994

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    Hey the other guy on the show was also gay, not vinnie who is on the Sopranos. Man the two main Doctors were gay.
     
  16. Whisky

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    Travolta is FAR from gay.


    And anyone that went by 'Doogie' HAS to be gay.
     
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    #17 brim, Nov 4, 2006
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    It's well known in the industry that John and Kelly have an open relationship, and that he is bi-sexual. Reports are ubiquitous, and Googling "Travolta gay" receives over 1.00 million results.

    To each their own lifestyle, however it is sad that in spite of being an A-lister like Travolta, coming out of the closet would still lead to certain death of his career, based upon the rather conservative nature of Hollywood.
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  18. Remy Zero

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    whose vinne again? that fat guy? he works for ton in the construction?
     
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    Max Casella. Fun guy to work with.

    I don't believe I've ever laughed quite that hard in my life. :p
     
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    I never, EVER would have thought that. Are those pictures for real? Seriously?
     
  21. Etcetera

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    Those pics are from his new movie called Pickle Kisser, wherein he plays a Hollywood actor that leads two lives. A public one in which he's a happily married heterosexual male, and the other, far more private life as a homosexual male.

    Tom Cruise is co-star.
     
  22. Whisky

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    Bi is a lot different from Gay.
     
  23. Etcetera

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    Yes, yes it is. It's gay...with options!
     
  24. CMY

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    ...can I get a massage and some meth with that?
     
  25. Etcetera

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    Just thinking about that makes my panties wet.
     

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