Why would Superman be ripped?

www.kryptonsite.com

 

Sort of like Michael Keaton vs. Christian Bale for Batman? I laughed a lot when I watched Batman again (the late 80s one) and Keaton put on the suit for the first time. Had a fake 6 pack molded in yet he has absolutely no muscle. LOL!

 

Nerd!!

 

WHO U CALLIN NERD PAP? ME OR SUPERMAN? EITHER WAY, WE'RE GONNA TAKE UR 348 AWAY

 

I was actually calling you a nerd.
But you AND Superman will have to pry the keys to my 348 out of my big hands..................when im dead!!

 

Does anyone remember MALLRATS?

T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.

Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.

T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.

Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?

T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?

Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

 

I remember that. Thanks for reminding me about it! Funny.

 

Superman is the man of steel.
Maybe thats why he is ripped?

 

Could this be the only woman alive that is capable of handling a Superman Super Wad load??
Image Unavailable, Please Login

 

well if superman is really strong, that strength is coming from his muscles. it makes sense for him to be that ripped. his muscles are maybe ultra dense, so he has way more strength when comparing to a regular human of similar size. so if he were a skinny guy, where would all that strength come from?

 

UH HUH.......With your niece........You were watching cartoons of overly musclebound men with your niece.....

Slow is not the word.....

 

I love how he explores all of these options regarding Superman's sperm and how only Supergirl would have a womb strong enough to carry a surrogate child (then suggests a cesarean section to remove the kid- WTF? How would you pull that off?)

 

Ha!!

 

Who wants to see Homer Simpson as Superman ?

Heros are supposed to look Heroic

THATS why Superman is ripped

 

You lookin' at that pic with X-Ray eyes too, Till?

 

It's because he's doing asteROIDS!

Thank you, thank you...I'll be here through the weekend.

 

lol

 

This reminds me of the old joke about Superman wanting to go on vacation. He called up his buddy Batman to see if he wanted to go to the Caribbean with him. Batman said he was too busy, so he called up the Hulk, but he couldn’t make it either. As a result, he decided to fly down there by himself. As he is flying down he sees Wonderwoman lying spread eagle naked on a beach. Batman says to himself, with my supersonic speed I could go down there and get some before she even knew what happened. He decided to give it a try. He was in and out before she knew what happened. Immediately afterward Wonderwoman said what in the world was that and the Invisible Man said, I don’t know, but it hurt like hell.

 

(blond) 'huh??, I thought batman was too busy to go to the Caribbean, and where did superman disappear too???'

funny none the less.....

 

sad when he exhales...
Image Unavailable, Please Login

 

Superman lets himself go when its not beach season!

 

Gotta be ripped if you're faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.