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  1. Remy Zero

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    #26 Remy Zero, Nov 9, 2006
    well, i'm a superman crazed fan. i still think he can whoop batman's @$$ :D:D. loser only comes out in the nite :D:D

    i still watch smallville every week!
     
  2. SRT Mike

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    #27 SRT Mike, Nov 9, 2006
    I thought superman was supposed to be super strong because Krypton had higher gravity and therefore everything was more dense - which is why bullets can't penetrate his skin.

    But if that is true, what makes him able to fly????


    And for another tasteless (superman related) joke...


    Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
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    Christopher Walken!


    (groan)
     
  3. FarmerDave

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    #29 FarmerDave, Nov 9, 2006
    Christopher Reeves at a strip club.
     
  5. Lemke

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    #30 Lemke, Nov 9, 2006
    But its only a 10 dollar bill. He's not going to get a whole lot of attention at a strip club.
     
  6. JSinNOLA

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    #31 JSinNOLA, Nov 10, 2006
    He is ripped because he is supposed to embody masculinity. He is supposed to be loved by the ladies and envied by men. Hence the build.

    Dave, that joke is ridiculous!
     
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    #32 darth550, Nov 10, 2006
    Ahhh, One Dollar!
     
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    #33 JSinNOLA, Nov 10, 2006
    The usual? Why not?!
     
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    #34 jungathart, Nov 10, 2006
    :eek:
    Good thing the PC Police are at Krispy Kreme.
     
  10. FarmerDave

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    #35 FarmerDave, Nov 10, 2006
    I'm not worried, I just flash my F-Chat police badge and I get professional courtesy.
     
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    #36 jungathart, Nov 10, 2006
    Can you deputize me?:)
     
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