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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE spider - more like a baby tarantula! - in the bathroom here at work...! I went to go pee and- :eek:

    I'm such a baby when it comes to spiders, but this thing is HUGE...!!! It was hairy...!!! I can even sit my desk I'm so freaked out...!

    I went out to my car to get my camera and when I came back, it was :::gasp::: GONE...!!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH...!!!
     
  2. yzee

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    You're paranoid.
     
  3. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Paranoid...? How...? I didn't merely think I saw a spider - I did! I did see a spider...! I'm leaving anyway... I can hear it breathing from upstairs and now I think I can hear it walking around up there...!
     
  4. Ike

    Ike F1 Rookie

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    A friend of mine has had large wolf spiders show up where she works. Maybe they are looking for warm places now that it is getting cold.
     
  5. Remy Zero

    Remy Zero Two Time F1 World Champ

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    hey NNO, maybe ur meant to be spiderman :D the spider's lookin for a bite :D
     
  6. Dave328

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    P U $ $ Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
  7. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Dude, BIG TIME, you have no idea... I'm the biggest of them all...

    I just went back up there and found him... Tried to kill him with 409 and bleach (we're fresh out of bug spray) but that didn't work. He kept crawling and crawling. I managed to get a few pictures. I wish someone were tape recording me. I sounded like the HUGEST baby trying to kill that thing. I was cursing and talking loud - if you could hear the fear in my voice - you'd think I was about to be thrown from an airplane... I HATE spiders...

    I'll post pictures tomorrow; right now, I'm outta here...!!!
     
  8. yzee

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  9. RacerX_GTO

    RacerX_GTO F1 World Champ
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    Here's my impression of Bruce;

    CARBIE, STAY OFF THE SAUCE, HAVE A GOOD DAY YA PRICK





    :D
     
  10. fiorano94

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    hahahahaha
     
  11. TexasF355F1

    TexasF355F1 Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    I hate spiders man. They creep me out.
     
  12. darth550

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    Don't be jealous. Smiling Bob says if you keep taking enzyte your little "Issue" will solve itself! ;)
     
  13. Whisky

    Whisky Three Time F1 World Champ
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    2 spider bites killed a friend of mine in February.
     
  14. amenasce

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    WTF . You cant make a thread and then leave without posting the pics !
     
  15. Lloyd

    Lloyd F1 Rookie

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    I am shocked. NNO works. :)
     
  16. mikemechanic

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    Thats what I was thinking.
     
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  18. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    No... This one was bigger. And all black (you'd think I would've liked him!). And he had a mustache. And he wore a leather vest. I think he had a few biker tattoos, too!

    My camera's in my car; I'll download the pictures soon and post them. He was tremendous...!!!

    In case anyone's wondering, I never did pee until I was far, far away from here. And I slept horribly last night. Every little thing woke me up, whereas normally I'm a very heavy sleeper. I'm such a big, limp spaghetti of a baby when it comes to spiders.
     
  19. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    I hate you forever and ever.
     
  20. MAHOOL

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    imagine what the spider was thinking, BIG HUGE HARRY guy!!!!!
    just step on it, job down, show those little things why we are the dominant species on this planet.......
     
  21. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Step on it...?!? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...!!! It would've made an excruciating, crunchy sound and I would've been sick to my stomach...!!!

    I bet if I tried to step on him, he would've been impervious to my weight...! He probably would've shoved me aside and said bad things to me...!

    I must've stepped out of line when someone was handing out the "dominant species" gene.
     
  22. 134282

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  23. BMW.SauberF1Team

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    You are what you eat. ;)
     
  24. rsvmille676

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    You should make it a sandwich become friends and then put it to work moving crap around the office for you. CRIPES! I saw some scary insects when I lived in Alpharetta but nothing like that!
     
  25. DavkeG

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    I know the feeling :(.
     

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