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wow, just fricken wow

 

lol i'm out. catwoman's back. later

 

SHOCK AND AWWW STATUS !

 

ok more facts boys. here are the other bonds. read them and weep. some of these are sec filings. others are from the www.gsccca.org.

BUMP
venez. bond
http://www.mf.gov.ve/archivos/20011007/Venezuela%20Global%202013%20canje.pdf

humanitarian bond.
http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/757563/000129707706000058/globalfundagree.htm

humanitarian annex b
http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/757563/000129707706000058/annex_b.htm

Note that the last two are links the SEC website itself.

ANYTHING You see in the GSCCCA is 100% real. EVERYTHING must be notarized by the state (look at the stamp and witness signature)

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/notarize
no·ta·rize (nt-rz):

To certify or attest to (the validity of a signature on a document, for example) as a notary public.Everything is witnessed and recorded. The bonds are very much real.

This is for the people that pmed me more info about the stock, and for potential investors who want to get out of the rat race =). not all of us here are rich and well off like many here are, so here's your ticket out of the hole IMO. I want to see other people have the same opportunity to make the same type of money I did. I want to see others to prosper. CSHD: The Gift That Keeps On Giving.
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No, I just couldn't be bothered.

BTW, I'm still not sure as to what you are trying to prove to this community.

...and don't bother trying to explain, because all of us REALLY don't give a rat's ass.

 

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Alpine,

I am just a simple person so I do not understand the following: In April of this year, the company had $60 thousand in cash, and a net worth of negative $1.5 million, more or less. So I am a little confused as to how the company was able to purchase $830 million in bonds. Did some kind person simply give the stockholders the money or the bonds? That would be very, very nice of them indeed.

If you could clear up this little detail it would be most helpful to me in understanding the company's operating process.

Thank you very much,
dozzina

 

son of a *****! man i need to bump my post count, and stop lagging. Ok, I gotta start flooding/hijacking this *****!

 

amateur....

 

He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld

 

Dear Penthouse Letters,

I never thought it could happen to me, but boy was I wrong. I met this woman at the church picnic and she was very attractive. Father Mylar told me her name was Carol. All the men who were unmarried certainly noticed how attractive she was, so I figured I had to make my move. Seven months later we were married, and we had relations. Wow! It really can happen to anyone!

Married and Joyful, Hartford, CN

 

Dear Penthouse Letters,

So I'm in this bar, ok? And there's this totally, totally hot babe, ok? And like, I've had a few beers so I'm all bold, ok? So I order another beer and walk over to her, right? Well turns out she's been downing Vodka shots for the last hour, totally pissed off about some guy. So I figure I'm in there, totally! I go over all smooth and introduce myself and she, like, totally digs me! Orders a couple more Vodka shots and we clink glasses and down them. Next thing I know, four or five more shots later, she's like, "Let's get out of here." So we book, ok? We get a taxi and I'm checking her out and she's totally hot, ok? Legs, breasts, all that stuff. Really hot, ok? I mean really hot. Taxi lets us off at her place, and she invites me up, right? Score! So I'm in the apartment, beer in hand, she's acting all sexy-like. It's hot! My head's spinning, she's totally hot, everything's hot, ok? Next thing I know, it's, like, seven in the morning and there's a note pinned to my jacket asking me to lock the door when I leave. I'm still dressed and really have no idea what, if anything happened.

How cool is that!

Mr. Hot, Portland, OR

 

Dear Penthouse Letters,

I was home alone, flipping channels, when for some unknown reason, I began to watch Martha Stewart. And she's telling me how to make spice tins out of an orange rind and I start noticing how sexy she is. So she's there on the screen forcing those orange rinds onto pre-sized bottles, you know, to get the proper shape for the tin, and I'm getting all turned on! So I begin t touch myself as Martha bakes the rinds in the oven for 3 to 4 hours, until they're nice and hard. And sure enough, I'm all nice and hard. I start to think about what Martha would do in a situation like this, so I grab an old T-shirt or dust rag, you probably have them lying about the house, and pleasure myself right there in front of the TV, no mess at all!! Martha would totally be proud. Well, needless to say it was one of the most intense sexual experiences of my life! Just incredible.

Horny for Martha, Chicago, IL

 

Dear Penthouse Letters,

My friend and I walked into a total lesbian bar the other night. We had no idea, but when we opened the door, there were all these scalding hot hotties. And they were all over each other! Man, I began to throb, let me tell you! So my friend turns to me and says "I bet these chicks just need a real man. They'd probably be all over us if we let them." He's a pretty smart guy, so I figured he was probably right. So I walk into the middle of the bar, get the attention of every hottie in the room (not difficult, it was pretty obvious they were into me, just like my friend said they'd be) and said "Hey girls! I know you guys think you're dykes and all, but I bet you'd love to have a real man! Who's up for it?"

Two months later, when I got out of traction, my friend told me he's pretty sure one or two of them really did seem interested in hitting on me, as opposed to just hitting me in the face. Too bad the other 40 or 50 dykes were so uppity about it. I might have had a threesome!!!

Almost Fully Healed, Bismark, ND

 

Dear Penthouse Letters,

I never thought it could happen to me.

I was in my car, driving down the road towards the stop light, when it suddenly turned green right in front of me and I didn't have to stop or even slow down! Then, as I approached the next light, it too turned green!

I swear I'm not making this up!

All Greens, New York, NY

 

Dear Penthouse Letters,

Enclosed, please find $59.99. I wish to continue subscribing to your magazine. If you need more money, just let me know. I've got more.

Waiting for my Subscription, Los Angeles, CA

 

Dearest Penthouse,

I place the shaft my penis within the warm, lubricated, connubial confines of a latex mouth each night before I lay my weary head upon my pillow.

I know exactly what it is you are thinking: “Ah yes, another romantic tale of some shabby, heartbroken student who falls in love with a hardened latex mouth with a heart of gold.” I know it’s a flaccid tale, beaten to death by both O. Henry and whoever writes those cunningly charming Jimmy Fallon films, but bear with me for a moment, because you shall see the err of your judgments; for this latex mouth of mine is a very special latex mouth.

In the seedier corners of Berlin’s decadent opium dens, I have heard these instruments of passion crudely referred to as “fleshlights” or the overly vulgar term “pocket-*****.” Such trashy names are for men with no sexual discernment, no class, for base beasts who shall never rise above the simple act of “beating the **** out of their cocks.” I would never deign to use such insulting appellations for that special latex tube I call: “LaWonda.”

She is beautiful, and she is mine.

I’m rinsing LaWonda right now, delicately preparing her for an evening of ribald, uninhibited chicannery and lascivious, but also compassionate, minstrelsy.

Latex Mouth ****er,
Prague, Czech Republic

 

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I hope this is still kinda sticky. HA HA! I totally came in this envelope!

You just fell for the oldest trick in the book, suckas!

What ‘Book’ is this ‘Trick’ in?,
Portland, Ore.

 

Dear Penthouse,

I am in love with an older man.

Everything in the world tells me that this is an awful thing considering the significant difference in age, but I can’t help but think that in the long run, age doesn’t matter.

Instead of worrying about who he’s going to take to junior prom like the regular boys in my life, this man is concerned with bigger issues. I can tell he’s so much smarter than me when he talks about his life, and the places he’s been, and how once my mom finds out about our relationship, she’s going to divorce him and … I don’t know, it’s all just so … mature.

Am I so wrong just because I’m more grown-up than my peers?

Who’s Your Daughter?
Lansing, Mich.

 

Penthouse—

Hey.

I’ve been on staff at your magazine for eight years now, and I gotta say, I am totally ****ing wiped

I’m spent. And yeah, “I’m spent the way a middle-aged auto mechanic is when he blows his wad on the nubile quad-breast platter of twin Swedish cheerleaders playing hooky from their nursing school program.” I GET IT.

But, Jesus Christ, don’t you guys get sick of hearing the SAME ****ing thing over and over? I mean, honestly, there are only eight socio-sexual archetypes that can be placed in various incarnations of five acceptably “taboo” settings.

Shakespeare turned the same four stories into 37 plays of varying brilliance, and I’ve wasted my entire ****ing life delineating the finer points of “Her First Anal” for a paycheck …

God, please don’t let this gun jam on me. I don’t know if I have the courage to pull the trigger twice …

Trigger Happy,
New York., N.Y.

 

Deer Fourum,

I found your book in my daddy’s dresser. It was funny and I showed it to Lonnie and Jamie and Miss Fortino and Principal Walton who showed it to my mommy who made me show her where I got it from and when I showed her we found a lot of funny magazines. I laughed.

My parents are getting a divorce.

That makes me sad.

Billy Timmons,
Sarasota, Fla.

 

Penthouse—

Cheese and Chopped Vegetables

¼ cup shredded carrots
¼ cup chopped green onions
2 tablespoons crumbled blue cheese (Add sprinkles for fun! )

Perfect for you and yours this holiday season!

Moist M.I.L.F.,
Omaha, Neb.

 

Penthouse Forum,

Did you hear that?!

I was awoken in the middle of the night by a brown backed beetle truculently skirtching his way across the oak-paneled floor of my den.

He was going after LaWonda.

Tomorrow, I must to the First Prague National and secure a safety-deposit box therein for my Love.

Latex Mouth ****er,
Prague, Czech Republic