$60.00 Breakfast in KC

They only ticketed 3 of us, and it was not the hotel, it was OP Police Parking NAZI's! (And we were parked right in front of those great big NO PARKING signs!)

I think they saw your MO tag and knew you were a trouble maker!

You could have valet parked for free Larry!

 

How about Ryan's Steakhouse. Are they open for breakfast? Just imagine how grits, and sausage gravy and biscuits could move one's constitution!!

Steve

 

Steve, you have to forgive Larry, he is not used to big city restaurants, usually he gets breakfast, diesel and a sack of grain all at the same place...

I am going to see if we can get him a special parking pass a little closer to the front door....

 

In KC you do not have a lot of choices...

We could use something like LePeep, but they are PACKED on Saturdays and really do not want us and usually parking is a *****...

Ihop is worse.

Any of the mom and pops usually cannot sit us together... Some Saturdays we have over 30 people!

Hotels are our best bet, there is ample parking at the Sheraton, but some convention was there this Saturday and the OU Nebraska game had the place packed!

We have met there for over 2 years and this is the first time anyone has ever got ticketed, and yes, I got one too!

I will work on a parking solution... Gotta keep the man happy!

 

There is unlimited parking in the back of the hotel, I guess we may have to start parking there, its just so cool to see all the cars lined up at the front of the Hotel, but if the OP Parking Police are going to start being a problem, the Hotel can't help.

I mean Larry was in a RED car, but it was a Volvo, not a Ferrari!

 

as an alternative option-----join me for breakfast on top of my humble car......we can park anywhere and offer instant mobility.
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I think Larry might have a problem making that first step! uh, come to think of it, how do you get up there?

Uh oh, hell I would probably exceed the weight limit! I think we better stay where we are!

 

Its not like some insensitive ******* showed up in his farm truck with Crew's plastic girlfriend tied to the hood. Maybe next time. (Hey Doug, I need to borrow your girlfriend and please clean her up this time as last time you lent her to me I had to peel her off the side of your van)

Whats with this $60 breakfast. With all the crack whores standing around that flee infested hotel I had to buy some crack, that set me back $50 plus the $12 I spent on the hooker for our fearless and apparently sexless leader. Hell I am in for way over $100. By the way how was the one-toothed wonder? For twelve bucks you think I could at least get some details.

 

Hello Blackbird....I'm your father

 

Hey Blackhole, The vinyl gal keeps asking for her past Lover. She can't believe you tied her up with blue tape and abandonned her on Metcalf last month. She said not to b**ch about the $12 you blew on Saturday with the the hotel maid, she could have been there for you! She misses those romantic evenings where it was just you and her. You blowing sweet nothings into her inflator hole at the new homestead on 207th Street. Hey dont feel bad,It OK to ask for her back on this forum..Later BTW.. HI DAD!

 

WTH??.....the quality of this thread deteriorated rather quickly. what am i missing?

 

This is what happens when you get Bramhall, Crews and Howard together without any adult supervision! Good thing they are best friends, can you imagine if they did not like each other?

If you think this is bad you should have read Bramhall's text messages, this man is truly qualified to be a catholic priest or a republican congresssman!

 

I can't keep track of whos who!

I am on more web sites than anyone.... Am I the only one that posts as my real name?

 

Sure Sally, when did you start using the name Jerry? You looked great in that dress when you and Joe were out the other nite!

 

jerry, eat your heart out. this pic is about as close as you will get to me. you, cheating, bastid !!!!
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Wow. I'm not sure if I should say how much it sucked for you guys who got tickets or give an insult, lol.

 

When I pulled in, the parking spaces were FULL. Where did you guys park?....on the fire lane? I drove around to the side parking.



Tom and Chris, what was it like when you guys pulled out? I bet it was muddy!

 

Chris,

I know the XO/Aid to the Chief of Police in the OP Police Department (Sisters Father-in-Law).

He might be able to offer a solution to parking out front and avoiding the tickets. He's a super nice guy and if he can help you out he will.

Send me a PM.

Sean