ChaCha the most fun ever on the internet.

Other forums have started this up, here's some stuff from the Bimmer Forums.

Basically it's a search engine but you have an operator help you find stuff. Here's some examples of the convos.

Post up yours!

http://www.chacha.com click search with guide.

Note the below is not mine, I believe it's from a fellow over on bimmerforums, found it hilarious though.
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Hahaha, how are they going to keep their operators from quitting?? People will spend hours just f'in with them.

 

I just went to the site and I was assigned a dude for a guide, I closed it and I'm trying again.

 

The Guides are brave people..... On another car forum I'm on they have been doing this for over a month now and some of the stuff is pretty funny.

 

Yeah, I feel bad because this really is a good genuine idea, unfortunantly they knew this would be coming.

 

ha I would hate to have that job!

 

I am talking to KimberlyJ right now

 

Kimberly says A LOT of people go on there to just hit on the "girls"

 

Ah ha ha, it's so easy to wind up the theists!

 

Yes, little do they know that "girls" are most likely 50 year old men in India.

 

Riding Dirty with AngelR

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AngelR
AngelR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey Angel
AngelR: hello
You: I need to know if you've ever been caught riding dirty?
AngelR: Well yes I have...
You: details
You: ?
AngelR: Well...I was leaving work at the construction site...I was filthy with tar and brick dust...and i was pulled over
AngelR: for a broken tail light
You: So they saw you rolling?
You: And they were hating?
You: Of course they were patrolling.
You: They were trying to caught you riding dirty.
AngelR: yes there were....they were straight hatin
You: and how does that make you feel?
AngelR: I think they were hating cause you know...they dont get much cheese
AngelR: I feel
AngelR: I feel........................fine
AngelR: well
AngelR: no not fine
You: Can you freestyle rap Angel?
AngelR: I was terribly embarassed
AngelR: yes I can...Im a rapper
You: I want you to try to freestyle rap about your experience getting caught riding dirty.
AngelR: ok...
AngelR: Rollinnnnnn
AngelR: hatiiiin
AngelR: patrollinnnnn
You: that's it?
AngelR: they tryin ta catch me ridin dirty....tryinacatchmeridin dirtyyyyyy
You: hahaaaaaaa
You: yes
You: okay
You: I'm going back to work now, take care and thanks for the entertainment.
AngelR:
AngelR: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

 

lol...It's probably a community service judgement being served by the people busted on Dateline's predator show, lol.....Now they're all being hit on, the roles have changed, hehehe

 

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haha! Watch out...Dateline is coming for you! lol

 

haha, I applied to be an operator but they never got back at me . I would be just as amused by people asking me these questions as I am asking them.

 

LOL

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RoseG
RoseG: Welcome to ChaCha!
RoseG: Hello
You: hello
RoseG: What information may I find for you today?
You: can u help find copie of Bo Rat?
RoseG: Has not came out in dvd.
You: i musch need copie of movie Bo Rat?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Guide not located.

 

I love that place!

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: T.J.S
T.J.S: Welcome to ChaCha!
T.J.S: hello
You: thank you
You: this is my first time here
You: i need a ferrari online community
You: it needs to have over 30,000 members and over 11,000,000 website hits
T.J.S: It will take a minute or two to search
You: ok
You: thank you
T.J.S: ok
T.J.S: Anything else?
You: that will be great
T.J.S: ok thanks for using chacha
T.J.S: bye

T.J.S: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LoraN
LoraN: Welcome to ChaCha!
LoraN: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: can you find my butt
LoraN: not if you can't
You: i need help
You: i lost it
You: im sad
LoraN: That could be a good thing
You: i just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico!
LoraN: Really?
You: yep
You: my other insurance company sucked!
LoraN: ARe you a real person or one of the actors they hire??
You: im real
You: im really reall
LoraN: cool
You: im realer then real
LoraN: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended

 

LOL, here's my conversation and the two links she provided.
Link One.
Link Two.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: YvonneD
YvonneD: Welcome to ChaCha!
YvonneD: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hi, Yvonne, how are you...?
YvonneD: great and yourself?
You: Very well, thank you./
YvonneD: I see your looking on information on chacha?
You: Yvonne, I was just engaging with another ChaCha operator - Sarah - and I was booted. Something about abusive information.
You: I swear I wasn't being abusive.
You: But here's what I asked her:
You: I'm searching for pictures of copies of funny dialogues other people have had with operators on ChaCha...
You: They are going around on the internet and I wanted to see more.
You: I figured if I'm gonna search - I might as well use ChaCha, right...?
YvonneD: Ok let me take a look for you one moment
YvonneD: that's right
You: Thank you, Yvonne. I appreciate you taking me seriously.
YvonneD: no problem
You: Yvonne, while you search, can I ask you another question or is it not within your capacity to search and chat simultaneously...?
YvonneD: I can answer you sure
You: Okay, cool...
You: How does one apply to be an operator on ChaCha...?
You: Does the applicant need internet search experience or is that provided via some sort of software or instructional guide from ChaCha...?
YvonneD: well you can go to the main site of chacha there is a link that says become a guide click on it and just fill out your information
You: I must concede, I'm not very internet savvy, but this seems like it would certainly be an interesting occupation; even if done for free and only part time.
You: I don't speak with very many people. I have intermittent contact with other human beings. I spend a lot of time in front of a computer.
YvonneD: you don't need very much computer knowledege just the basic know how
You: A position such as yours would yield two results: enabling better internet skills for myself and communication with the human race.
YvonneD: and they provide you with search engines to aid you on your keyword/search topic
You: Okay, I have the basic know-how. I work with computers quite frequently. I just don't know the tricky ins and outs about searching for stuff.
You: Do you enjoy this...?
YvonneD: yes I do
YvonneD: you should be just fine then
YvonneD: it's quite easy
You: Are the search engines the ones available to the general public like Google and Ask Jeeves...? Or are the search engines only privately accessible...?
YvonneD: well you have a few normal ones like digg.com,google,chacha and a few others
YvonneD: depending on your search topic
You: Cool... I'm glad you enjoy this. I would like to know more about this, if giving me information about it is permissible.
You: I see.
You: Still no results on funny ChaCha conversations...?
YvonneD: sure I'll send you the link to the guide sign up in a minute
You: Is this a job for which you're paid...? Or is this a voluntary thing...?
YvonneD: well I'm lookimg this one over now
YvonneD: I get paid
You: Okay, just checking...
You: Cool...!
You: You're not formerly associated with Dateline, are you...?
YvonneD: no
You: Okay, just checking.
You: Awesome, just saw the first guide result, thank you.
YvonneD: great
YvonneD: let me give you that link to the guide sign up
You: Awesome, thank you ./
You: Do a lot of people come here just to flirt with you...?
YvonneD: oh yes
You: No kidding...! That's kinda funny when you think about it...?
YvonneD: yes but I think some think this is a game unfortunately
You: Does it bother you that such a great idea like ChaCha is flawed with those intentions...?
You: I see.
You: I see the other link; thank you.
YvonneD: no just gives me more learning power
YvonneD: your welcome
You: Nice...! Utilizing others' weaknesses and behaviors to strengthen yourself. I like that.
You: You're right. This place is no joke.
YvonneD: No it's serious and I'm trying to make some extra money to help my husband raise our 3 kids
You: Wow, I hear you on that one. It's sad that people need to exploit every area of the internet for their personal amusement.
YvonneD: so how about those results ?
You: Some people have not yet come to grips with the fact that the internet isn't just a fad. It's here to stay and plays an integral role in professional and social functions on a global scale.
YvonneD: your right about that
YvonneD: and what's great about chacha I can entrust it enough to let my kids use it for research without being harmed in any way
You: You mean, because the guides won't inappropriately chat with people...?
YvonneD: right
You: Does ChaCha block adult-oriented links that might be yielded through searches that don't require the assistance of an operator...?
You: I see...
YvonneD: yes they do
YvonneD: block adult content
You: Not bad; this would be the first search engine I'm aware that does that.
YvonneD: yes because behind every guide lives a family person
You: Now what about searches for adult-oriented material done WITH guides...? Do the guides enable those searches...?
You: I hear that.
YvonneD: so we are a family based orginization
You: I see. Well then that makes sense then.
You: Nice to see a family-based organization on the internet.
YvonneD: as a guide we are unable to perform adult content searches
You: I see... So there's never a need for proof of age when requesting material of an adult nature because it's not permitted within your scope of job requirements...
YvonneD: correct
You: Well, Yvonne, I don't want to take up any more of your time. It was very nice chatting with you and I learned a lot about ChaCha.
You: I will certainly return when I next need the uses of a search engine (for things other than adult-related content).
You: I do appreciate your help and I hope you and your family have a wonderful holiday season.
YvonneD: you too
YvonneD: thanks
You: Thank you, Yvonne. Have a good night.
YvonneD: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
YvonneD: you as well
YvonneD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

 

Another one...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BarbaraT
BarbaraT: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, Barbara, how are you...?
BarbaraT: I'm doing good - what did you want to know about ChaCha?
You: I'm trying to find ways to accurately convey to people the correct uses for the two words "your" and "you're"...
BarbaraT: OK - I'm not sure how that relates to ChaCha though
You: ChaCha is a search engine, right...?
You: I want to use the search engine to find a way to accurately and successfully explain to people that "your" is different than "you're" and teach them the difference between the two.
You: It's frustrating communicating with people on the internet when their grammar is all screwed up.
You: Barbara...? You there...?
BarbaraT: That happens sometimes - give me a few minutes to check for some sites - OK?
You: Okay, thank you, Barbara...
BarbaraT: Sure
You: Barbara, can I ask you another question while you search or is that not within your scope of capabilities...?
You: I don't want to hinder your progress; just wondering...
BarbaraT: Not allowed - sorry
BarbaraT: One search at a time :-(
You: Okay, no sweat.
You: No, no problem at all, was just wondering.
BarbaraT: Seems like I'm having some computer issues - bear with me - OK?
You: Please, take your time...
BarbaraT: See if these resources might help you - and by the way, you sure can type fast
You: LOL, thank you..
You: I spend lots and lots of time in front of the computer.
BarbaraT: Me too
You: I was looking at the first link but it seemingly yielded no usable results..
You: Is that why you took a job as a ChaCha operator...?
BarbaraT: OK - try #2 while I look some more - OK?
BarbaraT: Yup
You: I guess it makes sense if you're internet savvy and computer literate...
You: Absolutely... And please take your time... Thank you, Barbara...
BarbaraT: I don't know if I would go as far as savvy and literate, but..
You: LOL...!
You: You must be computer and internet competent to some degree, right...?
You: I mean, ChaCha isn't hiring complete idiots, right...?
BarbaraT: Definitely not
You: LOL, good answer...
You: So since you spend a lot of time on here, talking with people...
BarbaraT: The last one may be the best link
You: ...do you ever get tired of incorrect spelling and grammar...? That sort of thing drives me nuts...!
BarbaraT: I have to move on - if I haven't found what you want, I can transfer you to another guide
You: That last link seems to be the most helpful of the three...
BarbaraT: Would you prefer that?
BarbaraT: That's what I kinda thought too
You: LOL...
You: What is the idea behind offering a guide transfer...? Is that to keep idiots at bay from messing around with the live guides...?
You: I mean, all the guides are equipped with the same technology, right...?
You: Barbara...? You still there...?
You: Barbara...?
You: Hello...?
You: I feel so alone...
You: LOL, I think I know what's going on here...
You: You just minimized my window and went on to help someone else... A very formidable tactic, I must say...
You: Well, this was fun; and I honestly do appreciate your help. Thank you. The F5 button will bring me another guide with whom to chat. No filter for F5 yet I hope.

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: C.J
C.J: Welcome to ChaCha!
C.J: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: cuál es el agua hecha- how is water made
You: hablas español-do you speak spanish
C.J: How may I assist your search?
You: te espero dado- i want to have sex with you
You: eres feo, justo como tu mamá- you are uglier then your mom
C.J: Are these results sufficient?
You: eres más feo entonces mi dick- you resemble my peni$
You: si
C.J: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
C.J: si
You: deseo tener sexo con ti- can we have $ex
You: gracias
C.J: If you speak English, I can better find what you seek.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ende

 

I only spoke in spanish

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KathyE
KathyE: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
KathyE: Hello!
KathyE: How are you tonight?
You: good, you?
KathyE: Great tanks!
KathyE: thanks*
You: I am an executive for Microsoft and I was told to check this site out
KathyE: Ok.
You: so you just get paid to help people search for things?
KathyE: Yes we do.
You: not a bad idea
You: can I ask what they pay you?
KathyE: We get $5.00's a search hour, until we promote.
KathyE: Then it goes up to $10.00's.
You: what do you have to do to promote?
KathyE: Get at least 10 great ratings in a row, and keep it up to tat level I believe.
KathyE: Something like that anyway.
You: well would you be interested in working for Microsoft? I would pay you just to curse out every person that comes here because they should be searching on our site
KathyE: No, they monitor our chats.
KathyE: Anything else you wanted to know?
You: We would make it worth your while, we have lots of money here to spend on squashing our competitors
KathyE: That's why you got sued for being a monopoly
You: That's ok, I am still a billionaire, those suits didn't hurt us that badly
KathyE: Anything else you wanted to know?
You: No, you blew your chance, when we takeover this site I will see to it you are fired first. Bye.

 

lol good one Chase.

For some reason I don't get results ever? Is there some plugin I need? Works in IE but not Firefox