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since no runs at least have fun reading this :-)

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  1. LAMBOJOE

    LAMBOJOE F1 Rookie

    Nov 2, 2006
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    Joey
    Ms. Brooks, a kindergarten teacher, asked her class who was the most important person in all of history. She told them: "Whoever gives me the right answer will get a $10 bill".

    Pat O'Malley raised his hand. When Ms Brooks called on him, he said: "The most important person in all of history was Saint Patrick". Ms Brooks answered: "Nice try, Pat, but that was not the right answer".

    Sean Hathaway raised his hand and said: "The most important person in history was Saint Andrew". Ms Brokks answered: "Nice of you to give that answer, but that was not correct".

    Jacob Lip****z raised his hand. When called upon by Ms Brooks, he said: "Jesus Christ was the most important person in history!". Ms Brooks answered: "That is the right answer. You win the $10 bill".

    After the class, Ms Brooks gave little Jacob the $10 bill and said: "You gave the right answer even though you are Jewish". Little Jacob answered: "I know the most important person in history was Moses, but business is business".
     
  2. FastFurious

    FastFurious Formula Junior

    Dec 23, 2006
    605
    NYC-Upper East Side
    Aint that the TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!


    By the way..speaking of Runs.....CAPTREE on Sunday morning!!!!!

    Did anyone else have the pleasure of a RED LIGHT SUMMONS in the mail from the Xmas Eve Run with Nabbs......

    I was nailed at 1:41 flying Northbound on 12th ave(Westside Hwy) at 57th st.
    From the looks of the pictures I received.....I am not alone.
     
  3. LAMBOJOE

    LAMBOJOE F1 Rookie

    Nov 2, 2006
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    no no ticket here
    next time try to keep up with the rest of the herd
    your ass got left behind and you didn't make that light.
    since ur one of new yorks finest you can get away with it.
    this is all NABBS fault.

    Ferrarijoe
     
  4. 996TTurbo

    996TTurbo Formula 3

    Apr 9, 2006
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    Hah that is awesome, btw Joe are you going out to Captree tomorrow??
     
  5. FastFurious

    FastFurious Formula Junior

    Dec 23, 2006
    605
    NYC-Upper East Side

    There is NO GETTING out of the Camera ticket!!!!!
     
  6. LAMBOJOE

    LAMBOJOE F1 Rookie

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    no martin no fun
    just going to hang out and freeze my balls off not for me.

    i'd rather go on a run......

    Ferrarijoe
     
  7. 996TTurbo

    996TTurbo Formula 3

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    Yea true, I haven't been over there in a long time lol, so yea I'm almost 100% not going, but would have if you guys were.

    I wish there was a run going on :/
     
  8. LAMBOJOE

    LAMBOJOE F1 Rookie

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    #8 LAMBOJOE, Feb 3, 2007
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    It is just cold especially in the morning.
    I know you are itching to drive.
    I myself did not drive my car for 3 weeks now.
    Spent a week in St. Maartin, look at this wish i was back there now.
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  9. Opie

    Opie Karting

    Sep 23, 2006
    168
    North NJ
    I really didn't need to see that right now.
    I just spent the last 20 minutes helping someone change her flat on the way home. :)
    Time for a nice drink to warm up!
     
  10. 996TTurbo

    996TTurbo Formula 3

    Apr 9, 2006
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    Lucky you Joe!! I need a vacation BADLY!!!
     
  11. jhsalah

    jhsalah Formula 3
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    Apr 10, 2006
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    Good joke, and good pic, Joe.

    And by the way, you guys missed out. I actually took my Ferrari out today for a short run and it was great! No one took me up on my thread...! Oh well.
     

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