can anyone translate this for me?

Guys I was forwarded to this link from www.news24.com and found the following, can anyone tell me what language this is and translate in English?

thanks in advance!

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09:34 AM - (SA)
Kwyl oor Jimmy se vuurwa



JIMMY is skynbaar net 'n doodgewone ou "wat karre kwáái like" en daarom bestee hy sy oorblywende tyd, wat née aan die modifisering van sy BMW 540i bestee word nie, aan sy webtuiste óór sy BMW 540i.

Jy kan alles oor sy ultimate BMW 540i se 450 perdekrag op sy webtuiste by www.jimmy540i.com lees. Dée ou is fanaties oor sy motor en sy webtuiste bestaan uit 16 skakels, netjies gesentreer, handelend oor onder meer (baie meer) sy BMW, sy BMW se verrigting, foto's van sy BMW, modifikasies aan sy BMW, toekennings wat sy BMW gewen het, en sy BMW op die resiesbaan.

Jy kan maar self gaan lees indien jy belang sou stel. Wat my oog egter getref het, is die BMW Nightmare Webpage-skakel.

As daar nou een ding in die lewe is waaroor ek eerder net in stilte my hoof buig en met jammerte en meegevoel my kop skud, is dit wanneer een van hierdie aangeplakte jaagduiwels met die pompende musiek by my verbyjaag en die glinsterende son op die reuse drukvlerk van die onbekende voertuig my verblind.

Dis nou daai ouens wie se "wiele" tot op die grond gedrop is, vol stickers geplak is, Knight Rider -liggies voor op die neus het, en met enigiets van drukvinne tot rugvinne versier, of eerder, vers??r is. Jy weet soms nie eens watter motorvervaardiger vir die aanvanklike voertuig verantwoordelik was nie. "Lekker, my china !"

As jy dink dis erg in Suid-Afrika, moet jy eers op die BMW Nightmare Webpage 'n handremdraai kom gooi. Die frase "only in America" draf 'n stewige 9-sekondehonderdmeter deur my kop toe ek dié foto's sien.

Vir Jimmy is dit die ergste vorm van BMW-ontheiliging en hy spreek homself hard hieroor uit. Sy kommentaar sê alles. Op die eerste foto - 'n BMW van onbekende model met 'n drukvlerk soos dié van 'n Boeing en met 'n hartroerende I can fly op die nommerplaat - is sy kommentaar: "Nog 'n moroon, reg vir opstyg".

Jimmy reken dat die eienaar van die swart BMW 528i seker "dink dat almal so dom soos hy is", siende dat hy die welbekende M5-embleem voor en agter op sy voertuig aangebring het.

Ek lag, jy sal seker ook, maar dit is baie ernstig vir Jimmy. Uit sy kommentaar kan ek aflei dat hy sulke visuele beelde swaar sluk en dat hy gereeld kalmeermiddels moet gebruik omdat Amerikaners gereeld die BMW-naam misbruik en die tasbare beeld van dié hoëverrigtingvoertuig afbreek.

Ek het darem 'n uur of wat se lekker lag uit www.jimmy 540i.com/bmwnightmare.htm gekry.

Ek dink dat die eienaars van die motors op die nagmerriewebblad sekerlik die karre verniet gekry het, want ek kan nie dink dat iemand 'n motor so sal opfoeter as hy duur daarvoor betaal het nie.

# Ek buig maar die hoof en huil saam met Jimmy. . . Jimmy540i.com score 7/10. Kontak my met vrae en wenke by [email protected] en ek cruise in die volgende KliekNet saam met jou die kuberruim in.
# Surf wyd!

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Jimmy

 

This will be interesting....

 

You can try this
http://www.google.com/translate_t

 

Doesnt have that language. I tried already.

 

thanks i tried that already

 

It looks like they called you a doodgewone, that can't be good

 

Ya it doesn't look very friendly.

 

as in d0uchebag? then that's not good

 

Afrikaans?

 

http://www.news24.com/Regional_Papers/Components/Category_Article_Text_Template/0,,467-472_1542367~A,00.html

It's from 2004.

EDIT: Email the guy and ask him.

 

Found a site that has African languages. Itried to clean up the things I could not perfect but here it is Website I got translation from is
http://interpret.co.za/html/transtext.php


Jimmy is apparent just a simple old "wat carts kwaai like" and therefore spend his time, at the modifying of his bmw 540i. Do not goto his website óór his bmw 540i. you can everything over his ultimate bmw 540i's 450 horsepower on its website at www.jimmy540i. com read .Old is fanaties over his motor-car and his website consist of 16 links ,neat looking centered , handelend over among others ( much more ) his bmw, his bmw's proceeding , foto's of his bmw, modifications to his bmw, awards that his bmw have won, and his bmw on the resiesbaan. you can but self goes read should you importance were to set. That my eye however been struck have , is the bmw nightmare webpage-link. As there now one thing in life is over which i rather just in silence my capital bow and with pity and meegevoel my pate shakes , is it when one of this aangeplakte jaagduiwels with the pompende music by my verbyjaag and the glinsterende sun on the gigantic drukvlerk of the unknown vehicle my blinded. It's now daai guys which one's "wiele" to on the ground gedrop, full stickers pasted , knight rider - lightly before on the nose have , and with anything of drukvinne to rugvinne decorated , or rather , verse is. you knows sometimes not once upon a time which motorvervaardiger for the initial vehicle responsible has not been . "lekker, my china !" if you thinks it's important in south - africa , must you first on the bmw nightmare webpage a handremdraai come threw . the phrase "only in america" jogged a...

 

I like how it's decent for the first few sentences and then kind of dies (starting with "meegevoel my pate shakes")

 

kinda frustrated here

 

Ask LV eric he has a good friend in South Africa, I am sure he can get local Slang worked out.

 

Anyone else feel like they were reading shakesphere. No really is this just a rant about your website.

 

They are talking about ricers in Sout africa and that jimmy540 hates those morons

Will try to translate a bit tonight. @ work now

 

I tried to do my best

 

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