Enzo w/your girl-friend Rosie O'Donnell, OR ride the bus w/supermodel girl-friend?

Assume:
1. You can only have ONE car, or ride the bus, period.
2. You can only have ONE girl-friend (yep, hard for some of you to fathom.)
3. Rosie is somehow not, uh, "hetero-sexually challenged".
4. Yep, the super-model is just as high-maintenance as the Enzo.


Would you choose 'A' or 'B'?:

A. You drive an Enzo (or whatever your favorite supercar is), and Rosie O'Donnell is your girl-friend.
OR
B. You ride the bus with your girl-friend, who is also your favorite super-model.


And no, you can't just have Rosie ride in the trunk, because no cars have trunks that big.

And no, you also can't tape her mouth shut while driving.

McLaren/Rosie, or bus/Beyonce....glad I don't have to make that decision!

 

option C: you ride the supermodel

 

Simple. I pick the supermodel option. Gisele Bundchen. She buys an Enzo and i ride as a passenger while starring at her boobs.

 

This man thinks "outside the box"....I like it.

 

Sadly, murder is a crime and tape is expensive. The only thing left is to ignore her stupidity. More sadly is that people believe her and her ratings, hence her money, goes up. I feel sorry for Barbara Walters whose credibilty and stature has been totally destroyed.

 

Good option!...but now if she drives like Eddie Griffin....

You're very creative. But let's see if you can think of something better to do with her boobs other than just STARE at them (which is all I could think of to do, when I was only in the 7th grade, for example.) How about this for starters: picture a clown tooting his horn...are you getting any ideas now? ;-)

 

I think I'll ride the bus....with Eva Green.

 

enzo + Rosie


Then i would kill her

 

dude if you did. i would praise you but i gotta go with amenasce but instead of her driving i would..because i wouldnt crash

 

+1
I'd install a switch to open the passenger door.

BTW, would Rosie even fit in an Enzo seat? Maybe I'd take option A, hoping she couldn't get into the car, then I'd spend all my time "driving".

 

I can be very creative with a pair of boobs but id rather leave that for the moment she stops the car. I dont want to end up on ferrari chat because i was getting all creative on her breat area and we crashed

 

Enzo. It's a darn shame Rosie died of food poisoning, carbon monoxide poisoning, heroin overdose, hanging and a uh, self-inflicted shotgun blast to the gut along with dropping a running lawnmower on her head just after we were introduced in the garage. *sniff* I'll get over it, though.

 

Option C is a given also!



Come on guys, being men of the WORLD, Do all 3! And then CHEAT!

That's what Flavio would do, or has!

Ciao...Paolo

 

Did you know staring at boobs is good for your health? Its true!

I think I would also go with riding the bus with Gisele Bundchen or Nadia Bjorlin! Riding an Enzo with Rosie isn't that bad either considering I not gonna be able to hear her voice because Enzo is so loud.

 

"Sadly, murder is a crime and tape is expensive.".....cute!


Eva Green is super-hot, granted. BUT, on a public bus you're limited to PG-13 type stuff. Also, keep in mind that if you choose the best 2+2 supercar ever made then you can get some unlimited hot back-seat XXX action!

So.....do you now choose 'A' or 'B'?:
A. Fairly subdued (probably legally limited to "petting") action with a fully clothed Eva Green on a smelly public bus with other people watching.
OR
B. In the back seat of a great brand-new 2+2 supercar, you and Rosie get into your birthday suits and go at it hot and heavy like RABBITS (actually more like one rabbit and one hippo)....and.....um.....whoops.....uh.....dang.....I just threw up on my keyboard....look, uh, I'll have to get back to you on this...

 

Good point.

Speaking of a celebrity embarassingly ending up on Fchat for crashing an expensive Enzo under somewhat suspicious circumstances relating to sexual gratification while driving: uh, how do we really know for sure that EDDIE didn't crash because he was, uh, "JERKIN IT"? Look, I'm just wondering! The crash made no sense after watching the video, and we can't see where his hands were at the time from the video, and he was all alone in the car....look, l'm just wonderin'!

 

I like your Avatar of Triumph The Insult Comic Dog. In fact he's my FAVORITE insult comic dog of all time...no kidding!

You could have ended your great post with Triumph's famous words: "I KEED, I KEED!"

 

"I KEED! I KEED", is not nearly as famous as, "FOR ME TO POOP ON!!", but yes, he is my favorite comedian.

I would pick option A. Why? Ten minutes behind the wheel of an Enzo and I can guarantee you that Rosie would never step into any car that I was driving again. If I couldn't do that, I'd take option B.

 

Yes, his "....FOR ME TO POOP ON!" is great.

My favorite joke of his was when he said to John Bon Jovi: "Congratulations on landing that role in that Vampire movie...FINALLY, a role that *REQUIRES* you to suck!"

But I digress (I can't remember what this forum is about....cars or something.)

 

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I'd ride the bus. I'd have to kill myself if I had to wake up next to rosie's ugly azz everyday.

 

I would rather ride the bus and use my hand for the rest of my life then drive Enzo with that fatso....

 

Get the Enzo and then dump that B.

 

I hate Rosie so much that even 3 Enzo's would'nt suffice.

I'll take (C) Ride the model!

 

I pick D, Riding the bus while Rosy gives DT hea*.