To fat to kill yourself

The Onion - The finest fake news site on the web.

While I found the article humorous, I don't see how anyone is not capable of holding a gun and shooting themself in the head.

 

They get to exhausted from lifting the gun before it ever reached their head. And have to put their arm back down.

 

That chart in the article is such bs, funny article though.

 

Haha, just noticed that, quite the joke.

How does stuff like this get published ?

 

the chart is funny, article funny too, kinda disgusting though

 

Believe me, shooting one's self in the head has been done badly many times.

I have treated a blind man (severed both optic nerves), several self-lobotomied people and several long term veggies.

 

Funny sh*t!

 

Lord.

I was looking at that guy at the airport in the article.....

What do you think would be worse, stumbling upon:

a) A picture of yourself in an obesity article on the internet or

b) A picture of your daughter on a porn site?

 

Daughter/wife. I can't imagine much worse than that. If you are fat, you know you are fat.

 

Apparently here's what happens when you REALLY eat too much!

Be careful, it's not a pretty picture. But, it probably won't be banned because it doesn't show any naughty parts -- just fat.
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