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'Guy Things' you do. Fess up here!

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  1. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    Aside from the average things like peeing on the toilet seat and shooting whipped cream in your mounth from the can, fess up here on all the crap you do that a woman would NEVER do or let you get away with if caught! I'll start:

    Sometimes if I'm too lazy to empty the clean dishwasher and have 4-5 dirty plates, I'll thorw the dirty items in the dishwasher and start a new cleaning cycle!

    Add yours!
     
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  2. PAP 348

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    I masturbate...................constantly. :p:p:p
     
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  3. PeterS

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    I should of added that along with peeing on the toilet seat:D
     
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    PAP 348 Ten Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Maybe you should have.......;);):eek::eek:
     
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    I walk around in my house with no shirt or pants. Try finding a women who does that! If you do, kindly message me her number.
     
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  6. Razzer92

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    how come you never go to the British Columbia Thread, you should go on there.
     
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    PM sent.....;);)
    Mind you, she's not the prettiest woman I know. :):)
    Here is a recent pic of her.......
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    HOLY....i have no comments Pap! how do u get to know this kinda unique individuals? :D:D
     
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    I seem to attract all the weirdo's.........:(:(
     
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    I enlisted in the USMC at 28 years old.


    Beat that.
     
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    I joined the Marines when I was 8 yrs old, fought in Kosovo at 9 yrs old, and lost some limbs in Somalia.
     
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    PAP 348 Ten Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    ......:eek::eek:
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    We're waiting on you, Noah! You would loose about 100lbs in boot camp and quit living under my protection but start providing some yourself.
     
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    I'm quite happy with the way you guys do your jobs. I'm quite content with being a *****.
     
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    I flip up the toilet seat ever time I pass by it even if I don't need to use it, and reverse the roll direction of the toilet paper.
     
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  16. quartermaster

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    1) I seldom eat salads;
    2) I drink about 5-6 beers a day.
    3) I piss on the lawn.

    Most women won't do that stuff, thank God.
     
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  17. Dcup

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    your a good man, pap
     
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  18. Dcup

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    good thread !!!!!!!!

    i pee in the shower every morning.
     
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    hey keith !!!!!!!!! glad to see your around !! knock up yoour dog yet ??
     
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    enjoy the smell of my own stench that blows outa my butt
     
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    And women don't? Now if you pee'd in the shower without being the first one in the house to take a shower, I'd laugh my ass off!
     
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  22. quartermaster

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    No, I haven't tried, though she is rather alluring...don't you think?
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  23. Dcup

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    ive peed in the kitchen sink quite a few times [ seriously ]
     
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    the only thing muttley needs is some implants
     
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    Beat this......beat that....... No one ever wins these things! ;)
     
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